Find a super funny joke

Find a super funny joke:

1. One day, my wife was lying in bed and said, I am rain and you are snow. ?

The husband said: What makes you think so?

A:? Isn't there a weather called? Sleet? Hmm! ?

2. Daughter and mother coquetry: Mom, why am I here?

Mom: I downloaded it.

Daughter:?

Dad: I uploaded it! I uploaded it!

Daughter:?

My son took a stack of hundred-dollar bills from me and ran away quickly.

I quickly asked my son, son, what are you doing with it?

Son: I'll take it to bed.

The family was frightened and saw him throw money at the bed and stamp his feet on it.

4、? Uncle, please buy me home. I want to take money to treat my mother.

? Good boy, what happened to your mother?

? They call it AIDS. ?

? Son, that uncle wouldn't dare to use it even if he bought it. ?

Find a super funny joke. The second one:

1, dad called and asked: Are you okay?

I said, okay, what's wrong?

He said: I received a text message saying that my son had been kidnapped. I must collect 300 thousand dozen in three days or I will kill the ticket.

I comforted my father and said, Dad, there is too much information about these scammers, so you should ignore them in the future. When did you receive it?

Dad: Last month?

Grandma is over 80, and she is always afraid that her little grandson will not learn well. When her grandson went out that day, she asked. Why are you going?

Sun Tzu said:? Go kill someone! ?

Grandma was shocked: Kid! If you have something to say, don't fight and kill. ?

One day, the grandson went out again, and grandma asked, why are you going?

Grandson:? To fight the landlord. ?

Grandma grabbed a rolling pin and said, this is business. Grandma will go with you. ?

3. My mother is old and often talks in disorder, and my father is responsible for translation.

When I got paid, I was very excited and bought two bottles of high-end cosmetics for my mother.

Mother said excitedly, girl! Mom, I'm sure someone will hit your head one day! ?

Dad said helplessly: Get ahead. ?

The rich man took his silly son to visit the food factory. He said: The production line here is very advanced. When pigs go in, sausages will come out.

The silly son asked: Is there a production line where sausages go in and pigs go out?

The rich man said angrily, your mother is!

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