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You can rely on your face, but you have to rely on your talent to eat. How many famous entertainers do you know?
1. Li Jian Since Li Jian, the "Tsinghua Science and Technology Music Warm Man Proud Principal Fan Er", became the "autumn pants male god" because of the cute little paragraph in "I am a singer", netizens have expressed with girlish hearts: "I didn't have any precautions, so I was (become a fan) Amway."
Besides Li Jian, an "offline player", there are also many stars and jokes competing for jobs in Weibo. There is always one for you, whether you are black, vicious or cute. Next, let's take a look at those stars who "obviously can eat by their faces and talents, but they have to be segment hands".
2. Hello, Deng Chao. I'm Deng Chao. Since Running Man, the captain has been writing golden sentences. He used a sentence "Hello, I am" to "fool" all his friends, and also hacked "brothers" and his wife @turbosun? Empress, fancy narcissism is also drunk, but I don't care about these details. The captain said, "We? Is it? Logging is tired! " This period is full of love.
For example: "Why do girls care so much about each other? Anyway, after decades, they will all go to the square dance together. " Send by Weibo: "Hello, I'm Yang Mi. I admire Chao Ge very much, so I will sing a song "Support of Love" for him now. " Hello, I'm Liu Yifei. Super brother is so handsome. " ...
3. President of Spark Club: Liu Ye grasps sofa technology ... Needless to ask, he is the president of Spark Club. People not only published "books" and "basic skills about grabbing sofas", but also launched a "fitness campaign" which is popular with friends and integrates wit and hand speed. The president asked, can our Huohua Society go public? Please make up an expression of "Love You" by yourself.
For example, the joke: "I accidentally scratched when filming, knowing that you are distressed, but strong, don't cry, Spark Club doesn't believe in tears." "Look at the news, 14 cult organizations have been dug up all over the country. Is there anything wrong with the Huohua Society? "
4. Hiding among the people: Ren Quan Gongsun is also one of the leading figures who lead the stars to be segmented. Even he himself sighed: "I made a joke. Some people say that you are deep and excellent, but you have no discipline at all. Some people say that you are still like a star? " At this time, netizens dug up Gongsun Ce, who was full of water, and couldn't help sighing that "beauty always gives birth to a girl".
For example, the paragraph: "Modern Poetry: Stress" Pressure/Fat/If you don't feed it/It will lose weight. " "'Hello, sir, what's your name?' My surname is Ann. "Oh, is it because I just want to be a quiet and beautiful person?" "Yes," "
Five. Twenty Years of Professional Blackness: Following Yang Mi's Love for Oxygen and Bride's New Wedding Shoes, Yang Mi's black jokes have been constantly updated. How many people turn to powder because of their powerful self-darkness? Just a few words of "senior black" let her gain a firm foothold in Duan Zi's hand field, and was also named "Queen of Diamond Heart" by netizens, leading a new generation of actresses to be "the most dazzling black wind".
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