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Fairy tales of big bowls and small bowls

The story of the big bowl and the small bowl

Where you and I meet, people still come and go.

They met in an old ceramic shop. He is a beautiful big bowl of sea blue, and she is a crystal clear small bowl of sky blue. The big bowl was born twelve years earlier than the small bowl. He noticed the little bowl when it was taken to the shop. Her gentle little face, gentle little hands, clear eyes and innocent smile ... He thinks this is really a lovely little bowl. When the small bowl was brought into the shop, she also noticed the big bowl. His clean face, warm and kind eyes are telling the butterfly's love for other porcelain in the shop. She listened attentively.

She really wants someone to put her next to him. But people just put the small bowl away from the big bowl. It's so far away that she can hardly hear the story of the big bowl. But she listened with bated breath. Although it was uncomfortable, she heard more clearly. She saw other porcelain yawning, and the big bowl showed disappointment as she spoke. He thought, no one wants to hear this story, no one can understand it, so what should I do? He stopped talking, just kept silent. A sigh disappeared in the distant air. The big bowl was lost in his own thoughts and didn't notice. That's the sigh of the little blue bowl. She lamented what a good story. She wanted him to go on, but she couldn't prepare, so she had to sigh.

The days passed day by day. The big bowl is busy with its own business. After all, he is very old and has his own business. It is impossible to dream and fantasize like a little bowl that just came into this world. Small bowl, because simple and lovely, also has some friends, not too busy, not too idle. She still secretly looked at the big bowl from a distance, hoping to hear his story one day and become friends with him. But for no particular reason, she never speaks first.

Suddenly one day, there was a fight in the China shop. A vase and a colorful jar had an argument. The colorful cans were unreasonable and threatened to destroy all the vases. Small bowl is very angry, loudly say: "Cai Gang, you are too arrogant. What's so great about you? I hate bullying people. " You want to find someone to fight, I'll play along. Don't do evil for a little thing, I tell you, I haven't put you in the eye yet, girl. "Say that finish, xiao bowl satisfiedly smiled, full of fearless spirit. At this time, the big bowl was just idle, and I heard the battle declaration of the small bowl. He felt very happy in his heart. Lovely little girl, love and hate are clear. I couldn't help talking to her: "small bowl, it tastes a little evil." "The small bowl is still there, ready to fight, so happy to hear the big bowl. It turns out that the big bowl also knows that the little girl with personality in the bowl family was the idol of the small bowl a long time ago. Hearing others compare herself with her, the little bowl was very happy, smiled sweetly at the big bowl and said, "Yes, yes. I like her too. "In this way, because of Xiao Wan's bold heroic behavior, she finally got to know Da Wan and rounded up her old dream.

Second, when I first met you, I was like an old friend.

One day, someone came in, picked up a small bowl, put it next to the big bowl, and then left.

The small bowl is very happy, and so is the big bowl. Two people finally became neighbors. So we chat together every day, endlessly. Of course, the small bowl also listened to the butterfly's love, and the result was that the big bowl was flooded. The tears in the small bowl are very severe.

Usually when the big bowl is busy with its own business, it will look at what the small bowl is doing. When the small bowl is busy with its own business, it will also look at what the big bowl is doing. Late at night, they whispered to each other. The little bowl worships the big bowl and says, "You are so handsome!" "As soon as I heard the big bowl, I began to get busy, rummaging through everything to find my own things." Hey, "Little Bowl asked him," What are you doing? "At this moment, I heard the big bowl in the clothes pile and said happily," I found it! ""When the big bowl came out, the whole face was covered with an old sheepskin coat. Then he put the old sheepskin coat on his body and proudly said, "I look even more handsome in this old sheepskin coat." When I wore it that time, all the vases on a shelf fell and broke, and I was shocked! "Then the bowl looked at himself up and down and suddenly blushed. The small bowl has laughed until its stomach hurts. I was shy when I saw the big bowl and said that there was still a hole to be mended. Really. At this time, the small bowl has rolled over the shelf with a smile. The big bowl caught her at once. "Don't don't, it will break. Who will come to see me then? "Say that finish, he let the small bowl climb into the big bowl and said softly," When I tell you jokes in the future, I'll sit in it and I won't fall down even if I tremble with laughter. "The most is to hurt me." The little bowl was so happy that he sat in the big bowl and asked him, "Is it true?" The big bowl said, "Look at you, silly girl, sitting in the big bowl and asking if it's true." Small bowl smiled shyly: "I just like to ask. Bowl, let me ask you a question. What happens when Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai become a pair of butterflies in Fly with Me? " I shook my head in a big bowl and couldn't remember it for a long time. Small bowl hey hey smiled: "stupid big bowl, they will give birth to many caterpillars." This time, two people laughed together.

Once the small bowl went out for a few days, and when I came back, I felt that I really missed seeing the big bowl. I grinned when the big bowl saw the small bowl. The little bowl secretly asked the big bowl, "Do you miss me a little?" The big bowl patted his chest and said, "Where is it?" I lost weight? ""huh? " The small bowl looked at the big bowl at once, and before it was finished, it was picked up by the big bowl. The big bowl put the small bowl on itself and said, "Yes, I lost a lot of weight, at least 0.0438+0 kg.". "The small bowl jingles with laughter in the big bowl, which is very nice.

Three-stage knowledge

One night, after lights out. The big bowl and the small bowl are whispering there again.

This time, the big bowl said to the small bowl seriously, "Little girl, I usually like to make you happy, not this time. You should listen to me. " You are the thinnest and most brittle porcelain bowl, you know? You should know how to protect yourself in the future. I can't stay with you all the time. Don't bump around. You can't break it. "Small bowl upturned face listen. I'm sorry to hear the news. She never thought that she would be separated from the big bowl one day. So I never thought about how to protect myself, because the big bowl was always there, and she never thought about anything. Now I feel like I'm leaving, and I feel very heavy. There is a little cold moonlight on the bowl wall, like tears. "Silly girl, began to think, I'm not here now? I am talking about the future. "The small bowl just looked at him sadly. The big bowl sighed, thought for a moment and said, "Good boy, can you guess a riddle? "? It's very simple. There are seven caves, and there is a lamb in each cave. Why did the tiger choose the lamb in the seventh hole to eat? "The little bowl shook its little head and said," I don't know. " The big bowl smiled. "Hehe, because he likes it." Oh, yes. Small bowl also smiled. Then she said to the big bowl seriously, I hope it is the lamb in the seventh hole and you are the tiger. The big bowl was shocked. "Why? You will be eaten by tigers. " Small bowl satisfiedly smile, "it doesn't matter. Because the tiger likes the lamb, it will eat her. I don't care about anything else, as long as you like me. " The big bowl reached out and touched the little nose of the small bowl, and said helplessly, "You silly girl, don't talk nonsense." Small bowl silently thought, I'm not talking nonsense. Silence for a moment.

At noon the next day, the small bowl clamored for ice cream. The big bowl accompanied her and bought her a big bowl. I took one myself. It's very hot at this time. The small bowl is eating happily. She eats fast, or speaks faster. Unfortunately, the big bowl was eaten slowly, and it melted a lot and fell to the ground. After eating, the little bowl suddenly said to the big bowl, "Do you know why I eat so fast? Because I want to eat it all before the sun melts it. I want to feel the sweetness of every bite without wasting a drop. For the happiness with you, I am the same. I care carefully and feel every happiness before I lose it. I am afraid that one day it will be too late. " The big bowl sighed softly, speechless.

Acacia is heaven and earth.

Laughing and whispering every day, many happy days passed.

One day, a man came to the shop and fell in love with this small bowl at first sight. He is playing affectionately with a small bowl in his hand. Finally, I bought a small bowl at a big price. The small bowl earned and earned, but it couldn't be earned. She cried and called the name of the big bowl, and her body was about to collapse. The big bowl couldn't say a word, and red eyes took the small bowl away.

The sad little bowl was taken to a very rich place. The man put her on the box and looked at her every day. But their shaw is not happy. She didn't say a word, didn't laugh or cry at once. She just endured the sadness, counted the days, looked at the dawn, thought about the darkness, looked at the darkness and thought about the dawn. People can't know her melancholy, her loneliness and her thoughts. At this time, Xiaowan finally knew that thinking of a person would be really thin. She is skinny, but people think she is more valuable.

It's been a year, and the small bowl is so fragile that it can be broken by a bomb. At this time, people also found that something was wrong. He stared at the small bowl and asked her, "unhappy, right?" You don't like staying here, do you? Do you want to go back? "Small bowl speechless, she was afraid of a broken. She wants to save some strength to see the big bowl.

I sent the small bowl back. Or put the small bowl next to the big bowl, and then left. By this time it was completely dark. The big bowl still puts the small bowl into itself as before. Sighing for half a day, I asked the small bowl, "How did it become so light?" Small bowl carefully whispered: "big bowl, I thought a person would really lose weight;" Big bowl, the original theory of eating ice cream is really right; Bowl, now I only regret why the little tiger doesn't eat mutton. "At this time, the body of the small bowl has begun to break." Bowl, remember what happened when Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became butterflies? It will give birth to a bunch of caterpillars. I have a problem that I haven't figured out for a year. I've always wanted to ask you, what happens when the big bowl and the small bowl become butterflies? "At this time, the small bowl has all been broken, and it is a lonely fragment in the cold moonlight. No more naughty jokes.

The big bowl, which can't shed tears, gently holds these fragments and whispers, "Silly girl, after the big bowl and the small bowl turn into butterflies, a bunch of caterpillars will also be born."