When your friend tells me jokes.

More than 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke and made me laugh. Later, I was admitted to the hospital because my stomach hurt too much. Before the doctor operated on me, he asked me why I smiled like this, so I told him. He laughed hysterically and finally died laughing. I was taken to court. The judge asked me to tell this joke.

Determine whether it is related to

According to the facts, I think

Sign an exemption contract. The judge announced

A day later, the court reopened and announced that it accepted my opinion. So, I told this joke in court, and as a result, some people knocked on the table with a smile and some people rolled on the ground with a smile. Later, everyone who heard the joke that day died laughing. I became a celebrity in an instant, and reporters from all walks of life asked to interview me. I know that telling this joke may constitute public infringement, so I vaguely said a sentence to the camera to the effect that "the reason is always a lie, and the belief is always."

. After the program was broadcast, it caused great repercussions. Unexpectedly, one day, several mysteries

Break into my bedroom and drag me into a dark room. After a long time, a strong light shone on my face. I barely opened my eyes and was shocked. The man sitting in front of me is the only person as famous as me-the president. The president roughly explained the purpose of arresting me, which was simple: record this joke and send it to hostile countries in the Middle East.

There, laugh him to death. I had to agree to his request and put forward that this joke belongs to

, not for civilians. The president agreed.

Later, the president announced that he had mastered the key technology of the joke and successfully tested it in desert areas. This has caused international problems.

, many countries

Scientists call it "laughter deterrence". At this moment, some eastern country suddenly announced that it had mastered this joke, and the buddy who told me this joke had taken refuge in that country. So,

Three years after the "smile deterrent balance" was formed, on April 1 day, what I was worried about all day finally happened: one in the Middle East.

Stole the original technology of that joke. As a result, civilization suffered unprecedented destruction, and governments around the world

Had to hold a global summit, and finally set April 1 as

. More than 60 years later, I

. Before leaving this world, as history

I think it is necessary to tell this joke to everyone. That day, the joke my friend told me was very simple and short, just one sentence: I

Go through the ladies' room and don't go in! !

One day, in the big forest, the fox was smoking.

, at this time

Running from afar, seeing all this, he came over and said, fox, how can you smoke?

Well, it's not good for your health. Look, how fresh the air is. Come and run with me. The fox was right, so he and

Run, run and run together. They see elephants sucking.

Run to the elephant and say, elephant, elephant, why are you taking drugs?

The air is so fresh, run with me. Elephants think it's right to run together. Running and running, I saw the lion roll up his sleeves and was about to inject.

Little rabbit shouted to the lion from a distance: lion, lion, taking drugs is not good for your health.

The air is so fresh, run with me ... I saw the lion killed.

Rush over and beat the rabbit crazy, elephant

Say to the lion: Why did you hit the rabbit? He doesn't want us to hurt his health. The lion said: since the rabbit ate it.

Then let me run with him every day!

Which is the star, the moon or the sun?

Stars, because:

There is a saying in the song that the stars in the sky don't talk.

Summer, one

When she met a rabbit, she proudly showed off her neck: Oh, little rabbit, do you know how good the neck is? Do you know how sweet the top leaves are? Do you know the feeling of drinking water in summer? Cool water flowed slowly through her neck. The rabbit looked at her and only said, "Have you tried to throw up?"

42. Once my brother hit me, I got a pimple on my head. Later, my brother wanted to pack things, but he couldn't find his bag, so he took the bag on my head to pack things.

43. Once upon a time, there was a man

I went to play ball for half a day, he said, so tired. I feel soft all over.

44. Once upon a time, there were two snowmen. A snowman said, I am cold, and another snowman said, I am cold, too. The other said, let's hug, so they hugged each other. Then they froze to death.

1. A bear is coming/ready (the bear is coming).

2. The eleventh book/Unbelievable (BOOK 1 1)

Xiao Yu told Xiao Ming that her father.

/

(Jade Dad can't)

5. The sheep stopped breathing/

(The sheep didn't exhale)

6. You can't drop your mobile phone.

Li/

(wet)

7. The dog passed by

I won't scream/

(crossing the wood does not make the king)

8. bees stay in

Shang/

(bees and

)

10. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones/

(thick rope in the picture)

13. There are ten sheep and nine are squatting.

, a squat down in.

/

(A sheep is squatting wrong)

14. The sheep barked.

Pick up the phone and say "hello"

(Hello, Goat Telephone Eagle).

15. If the hat is dirty, turn it over and put it on again/

(on a dirty crown)

16. Ten men watch five women take a bath/

17. Who doesn't have a phone? /

(

Telephone)

Who knows birds best? /bow(

) Know this bird.

22. How to make the sparrow quiet? /Press it (to silence the bird)

23. What kind of snake has many mouths? /conflicting views (snake)

25. What medicine is not poisonous? /yam

26. Why? "

"/Seven is above eight? Because eight is lower than seven.

27. What kind of snake has the strongest vitality? /

(snake)

28. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? /another corner quilt

It is broken.

1.

friendship

His grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin."

Ask dad again. "

Dad, am I a penguin? ""Yes, you are a penguin. What happened? " "But, but why do I feel so cold? "

2. Say there is one

Because the snow is too dazzling, it must be

Go to see something, but he can't find it.

So I crawled around with my eyes closed until my hands and feet were dirty.

. put on

Looking in the mirror, I found: Oh, I am a panda.

3. Xiao Bai, Xiao Huang,

Who wants to take a long-distance bus?

(

, dusk)

4. Xiaobai+Xiaobai =? A:

(Xiao Bai Er)

5. What animal falls down most easily? Fox, because he is the most cunning.

6. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Spider asks: Why? This is why! Butterfly said: My mother said that people who fool around on the Internet all day are not good people.

7. One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father: Dad, am I a stupid boy? Dad said: silly child, how can you be a silly child?

8. One day, three days

Finally, I found the "Valley of Hope". According to legend, as long as I stand on the edge of the valley, shout what I want and then jump into the valley, I will get what I want. So the three of them decided to have a try.

The first one was a goat, so he shouted "Woman! Woman! " arrive

There is really a beautiful woman waiting for him.

The second one is

, shouting "book book book!" Then, jump into the valley and get books full of pits and valleys.

The third one is

People,

Always unable to decide what he likes best, after an hour, he finally made up his mind that money is the most useful, so he went to the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone and scolded, "Shit!" Unexpectedly, an unstable center of gravity fell into the valley.

9. What about Xiaoming? He will have an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV in the evening.

Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously: Have you finished all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said, Mom, I mean,' Mom, I think it's over'.

10. The panda loves it deeply.

I was rejected when I expressed my love. Panda roar ~ why? What's all this for?

Said timidly, my mother said:

They are all.

1 1. One day Xiaoming left.

! I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon!

12.

Which is the coolest?

(Cool).

13. One day, a university teacher asked a student that there were ten birds in the tree and one was shot dead. How much is left?

The student asked: Yes.

Really? No, how loud was the shot? 80- 100 decibel. Is it illegal to shoot birds in this city? No offense. Are you sure that bird was really killed? Of course. At this time, the teacher was impatient: "Will you just tell me how many birds are left?" Are there some deaf birds in the tree? No. Have you ever been caged and hung from a tree? No. Are there any other trees nearby? Are there any other birds in the tree? No, if a bird is pregnant, is it a bird in its belly? Not exactly. Is there a flower in the bird photographer's eye? There are no flowers, only ten. The teacher was sweating all over, and the bell rang, but the students continued to ask: Are there any stupid birds that are not afraid of death? Fear of death. Yes or no

Two people are dead? No, the student said confidently, if your answer is not a lie, "if the bird that was killed hangs on the tree and doesn't fall, there is only one left." If it falls, there will be none left. " The teacher immediately foaming at the mouth fell to the ground!

14. One day, someone passed by the intersection and found a piece.

, he found that

and

I cann't believe I'm laughing `

15.

One night, there were three shrimps in the pond, hahaha, one.

I farted to death

16. A fat man jumped from a tall building and became a dead fat man.

17. There was a trap crossing the road and I was accidentally run over by a truck. male

He looked at his body and said, "Me too."

Son, no

Son's "

18. Little snake asked Brother Snake in a panic .. "Brother, are we poisonous?" The snake said, "Why do you ask?" The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

19. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Call for help.

20. Once upon a time, there was a swordsman. He was cold, his heart was cold, his sword was cold, and finally he died of cold.

2 1. A deer

Run, run faster and faster, and it will become a highway.

22. There was a tomato, which was stirred by a stone.

Shit, there's a tomato.

It's broken again. There's a tomato.

Countless tomatoes were broken, and the last tomato fell. Da da da!

Used at the end of a sentence

23. The soldier asked

What should I do if I step on a mine in battle?

Greatly annoyed: Shit, what can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it.

24. I'm very upset that I haven't heard from you for a long time. I thought of death and used it.

Pulse-cutting; Hit you on the head with tofu; use

Jump off a building; use

Hanging. But none of them died. You invited me to dinner and supported me to death.

25. The elephant put shit in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. Looking up at the misty mountain peak, it couldn't help singing: Alaso, here it is.

! ~~~~

26. Don't worry if you don't bring paper when you are by the railway. The train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! Don't worry, when you go to the toilet by the river and there is no paper, the frog will tell you: scratch, scratch, scratch!

27. There are two structures.

Accidentally made it face value 15 yuan.

The two decided to take the bias.

The area was spent. At that time, they took a 15 yuan and bought a 1 yuan one.

Well, they cried, and the farmer gave them two seven-dollar bills.

28. Your life portrayal: at the age of ten, learn to take a bath by yourself, and the pig will clean it by itself;

Brilliant, when pigs are wool; Looking for a job at the age of 30 and starting a pig-raising career; Employed at the age of forty

Pigs are hired; Learn to play basketball at fifty!

29. One person

When I left school, I was caught by the headmaster. The headmaster asked: Why not go from the school gate? Answer:

. The headmaster asked again: how did such a high wall cross over? He pointed to his trousers and said:

.

The headmaster asked again:

What is it like? He pointed to the shoes and said:

The feeling of flying. The next day he entered the school from the main entrance, and the principal asked, why not?

Is it? He said:

I choose, I like. On the third day, he wore a gangster costume. The headmaster said: You can't wear a gangster costume! He said, you are what you wear, Mason. On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school, and the principal said that he could not wear a vest to school. He said, man, simple is good, love fort clothes. The headmaster said I would give you a bigger score. He said: Why? The headmaster said:

.

Life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4000 yuan from me and said he would make one.

,

As a result, I don't even know what he has become now. Oh, 4,000 yuan.

3 1. Notice to robbers: Our employees only understand.

Please be patient when grabbing, it is best to bring an interpreter, thank you!

32.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

I think I should lose weight, last time.

When, actually out of the one hundred ml.

.

34. Tourist: Master, what's that over there?

Is it a toilet? Monk: Except that.

The rest of the places are toilets.

35. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!

36. When listening to the sermon in the church, we should abide by it.

It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes when training.

? If there are still loose clothes, then why should I sign up?

38. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I haven't had a chance to interrupt her.

39. thief a: count how much money was robbed today? Thief B: No, just read the newspaper tomorrow.

40. Stand higher and pee farther.

4 1. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

42. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

43.

A young woman passed by a house.

Suddenly there was a "wow" from behind. The woman turned to look, a

That man is chasing her. The woman began to run in fear, and the man behind her followed. No, there's a dead end ahead, woman.

Kneeling on the ground, crying and pleading: "Whatever, just please don't kill me." The man smiled cunningly and said, "Really? Then you start chasing me now. "

44. once

Announce on stage: Please enjoy the following:

, set off your

!

! ! ! ! !

45. Tigers don't send cats. You think I'm dying!

46. A person in our dormitory is drunk and wants to leave.

Then he brought out a cold sentence: if you drink too much urine, you drink too much wine.

47. Go with my sister

When buying shoes, my sister said, "Miss, how much are these shoes?"

Before 5 1., someone came to my aunt's house and just came in. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet and pour you some tea!" " "

When I was in college, a classmate argued with me, and I was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted: You talk nonsense, I'm not stupid! I spit on your face.

When I was a child.

Ice cream makers usually push.

Yes, once, I heard an aunt shouting in the house: New ice cream is on sale. (I guess my aunt used to sell it.

).

54. My colleague had a quarrel with someone and opened his mouth in a hurry. "Do you think I grew up eating?" I've always wondered what he grew up eating. "

55. Once I ordered a song at ktv, a mm shouted loudly: Give me a stick to cut "Double Jay" every week.

First, when I was a child, I ate dishonestly. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: 60 years of hard work, I have no food. I dug it up.

Never throw it away.

Second, there is a rich man looking for it.

The topic of the interview is going to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands, and the rich people sent them away. Only one person washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found him out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why.

Answer: "I brought it today.

..."

A man saw a big sale in a shop and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." Men and

After grinding for a long time,

Still refusing to sell it to him, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." Or that

The man dawdled with her for a long time and finally had to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man took the big one with the hole.

Go to the shop and ask the shop assistant "What can I do for you?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two volumes.

. "

A man and a friend went to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friends began to eat peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Because all my teeth have fallen out, I can only suck out the chocolate. Old, cough. . .

5. Some people like it very much. "

Bao "is a dish. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Really sold out? "He asked in disappointment." Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. "The waiter replied. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. This gentleman has eaten almost all his meals, but that's "

The pot is still full. The man thought a gentleman wasted delicious food, so he went up to the gentleman and pointed to the ""

Pot ",politely asked:" more, sir? " The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down and picked it up.

Get up.

After a while, he suddenly found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with a whole body of hair. A fit of nausea made the man eat everything.

Tong vomited back into the casserole. When he had a stomachache there, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" I am like this ... "

6. On this day, the hotel owner is patrolling the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "The boss gave me one."

Is it okay? "The boss cut him some slack. After a while, another beggar came to beg for it.

Yes The boss wants to know why beggars don't want food now.

Is it? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "Someone threw up and I came late. The first two beggars ate everything they could, and now there is only soup left. " Can you give me one?

Really?

Seven, boss, second by plane, second.

, keep vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half a bag and throw up."

One day, Big Brother and Second Brother went to the theater again, and when they saw that they were in the middle of an argument about the plot development, they made a bet. The boss pointed to the front row.

Said, "Losers need a taste of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown. The two then bet on the following plot. I lost my second child this time, and my second child picked one up.

Plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop. Big brother was shocked and admired.

Say to the second child, "You are amazing, you can drink fifteen mouthfuls in a row!" " Second shook his head, "not I want to drink, that.

The phlegm in the kitchen is so thick that I can't stop biting! "

I have a friend named Cai Xiao. One day he was taken away.

Ancient poetry actually predicted last year.

Top four

The rain broke the dream.

Sigh/sing/cheer

(Spring) Spring has come, and flowers bloom and fall.

I don't know if I'm dreaming or waking up.

(1) Laugh and sigh for a hundred years.

A person's life is a state of fatigue.

(Chang) Drink till your heart breaks.

(1) the emperor is not angry and arrogant.

(2) Why do you feel inferior?

Cool breeze is not intoxicating.

No one in the shadow doubts himself.

It should be a good time.

(3) Will heaven come back?

Why mourn when the old god is still alive?

(Clean) It's all caused by acacia.

(Part I)

I laughed to myself.

(4) I like to travel in the clouds.

one

Is playing

, one

Watching from the sidelines, the first shot missed,

Scold: "TMD, missed!" Call again,

He cursed again: "Damn it, I missed it again!"

Said, "as a priest,

God will punish. "The words sound just fell and only heard a loud thunder.

It was hacked to death. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed? Why should I chop a nun to death? At this time, I only heard the voice of God from the sky: "TMD, I also missed!" " "

The head coaches of China, Japan and South Korea went to heaven together and asked God when their respective football teams would win.

God said: Korea needs 50 years. The Korean coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. God also said: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. China Coach quickly asked, What about us? God burst into tears: I'll never see it again.

one day

be considered

Trial (he won the third place)

(

Ask the first one first)

Yan: What have you done in your life?

Man 1: Killing.

Yan: Give you a black key and go to hell!

(

Ask the second person)

Yan: What have you done in your life?

Person 2: Save people.

Yan: Give you a white key and go to heaven!

(Yan Luowang asked.

)

Yan: What have you done in your life?

A: What do men love?

Yan: Give you a pink key!

What key is this?

Yan: hmm ... what should I say?

1 .3

Picked a mushroom

Let the small one take some of the two big ones.

Let's eat together

The younger one said I wouldn't go. If I leave, you will eat my mushrooms.

The two older ones said no and went ~ ~ ~

Half a year has passed, and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Let's eat.

The other big one said wait ~ ~ ~

A year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. Don't wait for us to eat.

Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms.

2. Many things will have various flavors when cooked ... so cooking? # 123; Always very particular.

But ... on the contrary ... something; It smells better if it's chilled. What is this?

Electricity. Because ... refrigerator->; Electricity-ice-(fragrance) .........

3. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink ... coffee. ...

Because ... (car)-(plane)

We say a bear without a tail will bark.

So what do we call a bear without a penis?

The answer is the mother bear, because the mother bear.

There was no penis when I came.

5. Once upon a time there was a steamed bread ~ I ate it.

~ turned into a steamed stuffed bun ~

6. Once upon a time, there was a rare one.

A medium, please.

Why didn't they say hello when they met in the street?

Because: they don't know each other. ...

7. Q: One day, it took a bird 1 hour to fly from Kaohsiung to Taipei. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why?

Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and let it fly with the other.

8. Q: What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow?

A: Chicken nuggets (quick)

Kidman (slow)

9. On the plane, one person

A little girl asked, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?"

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will flash!" "

10. Excuse me:

Who gave it to you?

Answer:

~~~

Reason: "

Give me a drink.

~~~~"

1 1. Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

A: Sea (newspaper) leopard

12. Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?

A: Feilong, because Feilong is added in units of (days).

13. Which is the star, the moon or the sun?

Stars, because:

There is a saying in the song, "The stars in the sky don't talk."

14. What's the name of this pencil?

Xiao, because: sharpen (Xiao) pencils.

15. Which anime character is always in the dark?

(Robot Cat) Because of it

16. There are 4 people in the house.

Why did the police take five people when they came?

Because the person they play is called "Mahjong"

17. Xiao Ming: "You know?

What's his father's name? Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiao Ming: "Idiot! Alibaba, of course. "

Ming: "Do you know what mosquitoes don't bite?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiao Ming: "jelly, of course."

Hmm! Ha ha! "

19.4. (Sheng)' s mother called.

! What's the name of (Hua)' s mother-a wonderful pen, because (

)

Let me tell you a touching story.

Get out of here! The story of arresting people

2 1. There is a family ... the whole family is lazy. ...

Dad lets mom do housework, mom lets her sister do it if she doesn't want to, and sister lets her do it if she doesn't want to. ...

But my sister didn't want to do it either, so she let the dog do it. ...

One day, a guest came to the house ... and found the dog doing housework. ...

I asked the dog in surprise, "Puppy, can you do housework?" ? ! 」

The dog said, "I can't help it ... they don't do it, but they all want me to do it ..."

The guests were even more surprised ...: "You can talk! ! ! ! 」

Dog: "Shh! Keep your voice down ... or they'll know I can talk ... let me answer the phone ...! ! 」

22. Why do foxes often wrestle! !

Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

23. A psychology professor said at the meeting.

"If you want the women at the meeting to be quiet at once, just ask them one.

Question: "Ladies, which of you is the oldest?" This venue will soon become

. "

24. Woman: "It is better for me to marry the devil than to marry you."

Man: "That's impossible, because consanguineous marriage is forbidden."

25. Lele went to the zoo one day to feed the monkeys ... threw peanuts to the monkeys ... but one monkey always put peanuts in his ass first ... and then took them out ... Lele felt sick and ran to ask the director ... why did this monkey behave so strangely? .. the director explained: Because.

Last year, a man threw a big peach for him to eat ... as a result, the seeds of the big peach could not be discharged from his ass smoothly ... He was killed badly ... so now he must put the food in his ass and measure it before he dares to eat it. ...

26. Devil: "Princess, if you scream your throat out, no one will come to save you!" " "

Princess: "broken throat!" " "

No one: "Princess! I'm coming to save you! "

Devil: "Damn it."

Ghost: "Who found me?"

Who: "What's it to me?"

The devil is dead! !

27. Once upon a time, there was one.

And a black cat.

one day

Fell into the water

The black cat saved it.

Said a word to the black cat

Q: What is this sentence?

.................... "meow"

It is said that in the dark night, on the longest ... the most terrible road. ...

The driver drove there. ...

There was a woman beckoning to get on the bus ... OK ... It was quiet all the way. ...

Until the woman spoke. ...

She said, "This is an apple for you … It's delicious …" The driver thought it was great … so he took it …

Then I took a bite ... the woman asked, "Is it delicious?"

The driver said, "Delicious!" The woman replied, "I liked apples very much before my death ..."

Wow ...&; * $ # @ ... Hearing this, the driver suddenly braked with fear and turned white. ...

I saw that woman slowly turn her head forward, ....................................................................................................................................................................

Want to know what she said? ……………………………………………………

"But I don't like it after giving birth to a baby.

29. the eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

30. A person is painted gold

(1)

)

Eldest brother and second brother went to the theater to see the play. On the way, they saw that they were arguing about the development of the plot, so they made a bet.

The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what's there."

Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown.

The two went on to bet on the next plot. This time, the second child lost.

I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and swallow fifteen mouthfuls in one gulp.

Big brother was shocked and admired.

Say to the second child, "You are amazing, you can drink fifteen mouthfuls in a row!" "

The second one shook his head. "I don't want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting!