What classic jokes can amuse my husband?

1, I was waiting in line at the hospital today, and a woman in front was registering. The doctor asked her name, and the woman said it was Zhang Doudou. The doctor asked twice which was funny. The woman couldn't tell the difference, and suddenly a voice came not far away: "Funny!" Suddenly the scene got out of hand. . .

2. The director of the mental hospital put a rabbit on the stage, and the first patient went up: "Drive! Drive! " The second patient: "drive, go after him!" " "Dean saw the third patient touch the rabbit there and nodded with satisfaction. Unexpectedly, the patient said, "sample, let you do 300 meters first, and wait for me to wash the car." "

3. My junior worked as an intern in a graphic design room in Shanghai, and my boss was very stingy. A week after arriving at the company, just after a project was completed, the boss said to invite everyone to eat and drink. After a few drinks, everyone was drunk and prone on the table. Only when my boss and I look at each other, I feel a little embarrassed. Suddenly, a colleague around me poked me in the waist and gently reminded me: "Get drunk quickly, or it's your turn to pay the bill ~ ~"

When I was at work that day, I saw a crew filming. I thought I would be a passer-by or something. So I packed my clothes and walked past the camera, feeling flattered ... as a result, the director said, once again, pay attention to pedestrians.

I was just beaten by that northeast person. I saw him sad in the corner alone, so I went over and asked him why. He said his girlfriend thought he was ugly. As a man, can I stand this? I said, "Why are you ugly!" The big fellow immediately gave me a mouth. "What about you?"

6. The girl cried sadly to her best friend: "I was dumped by him." My best friend asked with concern, "Why didn't he want you?" The girl is still crying: "He said he couldn't break the customs there." The girlfriend is puzzled: "What custom made him make such a decision?" Girl: "He said that when they got married there, the groom would take the bride into the house. I tried yesterday, but he couldn't carry me ... "