Funny sentences popular on the internet

1, no height and no manners, just a pair of beer bellies.

2. Little girl, come and sign a 70-year contract with Grandpa.

The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

4, the real dinosaur, turned off the light will shine.

5. Walking with time is unforgettable.

6. I would rather hit the wall than face the wall at home.

7. No one has blown the cow so fresh for a long time.

8, life is like toilet paper, nothing to pull as little as possible.

9. Since you know it well, there is no need to be emotional.

10, don't give me a hard look, when you are a palette.

1 1. We are talking about business now, not dating.

12, the waves spread forward and buried the remaining mess.

13, I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

14, life can make do, and life can be exquisite!

15, people who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

16, learn to be tolerant and have a tolerant love!

17, the sky is gray, and a group of wolves appear at the end of the world.

If you use a honey trap, I will cooperate with you.

19, breaking up is boring. Let's play divorce if we can!

20. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

2 1, I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

22, find a beautiful female rascal, nothing to mess with me.

23, the years are quiet, and the person I love is still you.

24, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

25, don't compare with your brother, who knows you can't afford to play.

26. It is better to hit a wall than to hit a wall at home.

27. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

28. I now declare you belong to me.

29. There is no other god in this world except me.

30. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

3 1, don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

34. You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

35. I don't want to celebrate your birthday.

36. Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

37, life is like toilet paper, nothing to talk as little as possible!

38. Why should a good grain of rice spoil a pot of mouse excrement?

39. Brother is not Baidu, don't ask me everything!

40. I can't live only by fragmentary memories.

4 1, I want to condense my life into a joke.

42. Life is half a memory and half a continuation.

Although I lied to you, you have to believe me!

44. Ahem! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

45. A woman can't see through her heart because her breasts are too thick.

46. Don't be afraid of Japan. Don't you have Altman?

47. Who is the master of ups and downs in the vast land? Just me, Lord.

48. A lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?

49. The red light at every door illuminates my future.

50, see others not pleasing to the eye, (next88) cultivation is not enough.

5 1, loneliness and boredom are a manifestation of inner emptiness.

52. Be a person hovering between cow A and cow C. ..

Even if I can't see you, my heart won't hurt.

54, we talk about what feelings! Talking about feelings hurts money!

55. Emotions control me, and you control my emotions.

56, color empty, tonight, I want to be empty.

57. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

58. Even if the sky falls, there will be people standing on it.

Don't say that I have changed, just say that you are tired.

60. There is a big plate on these two lips.

6 1, face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

62. If you want to dig a well, you must dig the water out.

63. Economy is the creation of a virtue.

As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

65. Someone steps on you once a day. You ride your bike.

66. After eating the whole bucket, we will be a family.

Please raise your hand if you love me, and stand on your head if you don't love me.

68. Don't talk to me about ideals. I've been sober for years.

69. The higher the online rate, the more lonely this person is.

70. We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

7 1, a person's mind is narrow with more desires and broad with less desires.

72. Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer. It's up to you.

73. With my full thoughts, you are drifting away.

74. Life is like a teapot, which pot you don't open.

75. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

76. The sadder you are, the more you listen to love songs. That's called fighting poison with poison.

77. I don't know what love is. You and I are nothing.

78. God, I can't wash myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.

79, a face of excitement, like drinking urine candy.

80. Hey, this dog can still talk. What a miracle!

8 1, this world: don't die, just wait for death!

82. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

83. Brother's tolerance is not your capital to make waves.

84. If you are not a cactus, why are you so strong?

85. There is no doubt that elder sister is the poor man in your dream.

86. Those times that are allowed to squander are called youth.

87. Leave if you want. I don't need to pester you

88. I never believe that we can still be friends after breaking up.

89. People attract bees and butterflies, but you try to attract flies.

90. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being a bitch!

9 1, as long as people are nervous, everything is fun.

92. On the way to becoming awesome, I was in running all the way!

93. Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not common.

94. Seven courses are red, which illuminates my future.

95. I waited for your concern and closed my heart!

96. Those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first.

97. I just want to have a quiet stool and indulge in nostalgia.

98, the fat is so thick that it hurts to move!

99. Failure in ideological and moral education is better than not thinking at all.

100, if you touch my bottom line, I will let you go to the hospital.

10 1, I know you know shit like a farmer.

102, the sky will always be there, not for Yao Village or Wu Jie.

103, profligacy is called youth!

104, I am good-looking, you should be patient.

105. What is money? This is something I don't have.

106, the strength of a man is the RMB in his pocket.

107, I envy Zen Rong both in love and friendship.

108, you are really creative and have the courage to live.

109, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but it was all made up.

1 10, my lazy smile is elegance that you don't understand.

1 1 1, after all, you have to get hurt to learn to be smart.

1 12, play with your feelings, and I will make you cry rhythmically!

1 13, the most difficult choice in the world is to choose one from the other.