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The reporter asked the last athlete who ran to the finish line: "Aren't you bored running last?" "

The athlete said excitedly, "How can you say it's boring? Didn't you see that I chased all seven of them? "

encourage

A coach pointed to the goal net and said to the goalkeeper, "Do you see this net? The price is not cheap. If you let the ball break it, you'll have to deduct money from your salary. "

miracle

In an exciting football match, two fingers of a player's left hand were seriously injured. After the game, he went to a clinic for treatment on his way home. "Doctor," he asked anxiously, "can I play the piano after my hand is healed?" "That will do!" The doctor assured him.

"It's a miracle, doctor! I haven't played before. "

achievement

When a swimming team came back from an international competition, the coach said in an interview with reporters at the airport, "Yes, although our team didn't get a medal. But it should also be noted that no one in our team was drowned in the game. "

ideal

The son of the star said to the star, "Dad, I want to be a football star like you in the future!" " "

The star said sadly to his son, "no, son!" When I grow up, I want to be a referee, because no matter how wonderful the goal is, if I am sentenced to offside, I can only recognize my bad luck ... "

explain

In the men's 10 meter platform doubles final, there are great differences in height, weight and age between the two players.

When they entered the water in unison, the TV commentator seriously asked the guests next to them: "According to the truth, in free fall, the light weight falls slowly and the heavy weight falls fast. How do they control falling together? " The guest thought about it and answered seriously, "That's the result of their usual serious training!" " "★ Anecdotes of the Second Olympic Games:

◆ Wrong applause.

Among the six athletes who qualified for the 400-meter final, the United States accounted for five. The final is scheduled for Sunday. Three American athletes are devout Christians. They would rather not take part in the finals than give up their religious activities. In the end, only two American players and one German player participated in the final. When American Maxi Lang reached the finish line for the first time with a score of 49.4, a flood of applause swept through, which puzzled him. Why did the audience give him warm applause? It turned out that he was wearing a blue and white striped vest of Columbia University, which was exactly the same color as the logo of the Paris Horse Racing Club. In addition, the French team has not won the championship in the track and field competition, and the anxious audience mistakenly thought that he was a French player. After that, in order to let the audience distinguish athletes from different countries, athletes from different countries appeared in the Olympic Stadium wearing their own athletes' costumes from the 4th Olympic Games on 1908.

◆ Ingeniously win gold.

When the 400-meter hurdle race was held for the first time in the Olympic Games, only five people participated. Although Tolkien, the five-time French champion at that time, was skilled in the hurdles, tewkesbury of the United States beat him with a score of 57÷6, and he also won the gold medal in the 200-meter race. At that time, there was no curve in the 200-meter race, which was conducted on a straight runway. The way to punish fouls is very strange. The punished person should step back a yard and start. Seeing this rule as an opportunity, tewkesbury made a fake move at the start to induce other athletes to foul, so that they were all fined one yard away from the starting line. He made a little use of it and won the second gold medal.