Are you tired? Tell a cold joke

Jing Tian: "Embroider the heart mantra! Alas! " Lan Kui: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Are you all right?" Jing Tian: "Nothing, I accidentally bit my tongue just now ..."

(when hitting a beast) Jing Tian: "Haha, I haven't eaten monster meat for a long time!" Face beast: "Then I'll eat monster meat!" " Say that finish it and eat yourself ...

-You are a famous magic statue. If you like someone, who dare not buy your account? If you like her, take her back!

-Yes, I'm going to get her back and kill Xu Changqing.

Tang Xuejian: During the Chinese New Year, I always give swords to my relatives and friends, and expensive gifts to beautiful women!

Sitang: During the Chinese New Year, I always send candy to my relatives and friends, which is very affectionate!

Xing Xuan: During the Chinese New Year, I always send Xuan to my relatives and friends with a flick of my finger!

Situ Zhong: Let's chat, I'll go first ...

Wang Xiaohu: If a tiger can talk, it's a tiger barking!

Xi Feng: If the wind can talk, it is called the wind!

Jing Tian: If the sky can talk, it is called heaven!

sorbus: you can chat. I'll go first ...

Li Xiaoyao: My disciples call me Li. Nice!

Xu Changqing: My disciples call me Xu Shi, which is nice!

Jing Tian: My disciples call me Jing Shi, which is also very nice!

Jiang Ming: Let's chat, I'll go first ...

Li Xiaoyao: When I'm busy, people greet me and say Xiao Li-Busy!

Yun Tianhe: When I was busy, they greeted me and said Xiao Yun was busy!

Yu Nansong: When I was busy, they greeted me, and they all said it was a metaphor-Busy!

Liu Jinyuan: Let's chat, I'll go first ...

Tang Xuejian: When my friends meet, they all say hi to me! Melissa Zhou!

Zhao Linger: When friends meet, they all say to me, Hi! Lingling!

Lin Yueru: When friends meet, they all say to me, Hi! Month!

Nangong Huang: You can chat. I'll go first. ....