Humorous jokes about Monday

1. I had an argument with my wife today, and she broke her head and was admitted to the hospital. The man in the bed next to me said: "You are lucky. Last month, a young man next to me also had his wife hit him." I was rushed to the hospital and was bandaged up like a mummy by the doctor. "Uncle, I want to say that it was me last time..." 2. It's okay to brainwash my eight-year-old nephew: "When you grow up." , If you want to find a wife, you should look for someone like this, you know?" The nephew nodded obediently, and then said reluctantly, "But aunt, I still like to look good."

3 . Taking the bus, an aunt came up, carrying a vegetable basket. I stood up and offered her a seat, and the aunt asked me with a smile: "How old is the young man this year?" Me: "26." Aunt: "I am 26 and still squeeze into the bus. My daughter bought a car when she was 22." Me Smiling awkwardly: "Ha, I saved some money and bought a car for my mother at the beginning of this year. My mother is too old to squeeze into the bus to buy groceries, don't you think so?"

Selection: It’s a foggy Monday morning. I’ll read a few more jokes to keep me from getting confused. If I don’t laugh, I lose!

4. Check out after shopping in the supermarket. The old lady in front spent 49.8 yuan. She took out 100 and handed it to the cashier. The cashier opened the drawer and took a look. Maybe he found that there was no change, so he asked her: "Auntie, do you have 50?" The old lady smiled from ear to ear and replied cheerfully: "Haha, I still have 50. I My son is already 40."