What's the best joke to tell your lover? Tell your joke story!

Cherish the moment of new wealth ~ When you and your wife go out shopping ~ Your eyes are uncertain ~ (Seeing beautiful women everywhere) At this time, your wife is worried ~ (Women are in a better mood) She will say, "Dear ~ Go with me to buy some cosmetics ~ Let's go" ~ Say, "Look at these beautiful women, how beautiful they are ~" Hold her hand and stare at her with shining eyes. My wife will say, "You eat honey today." When did it become so sweet? "Don't forget to leave a small scar on your hand with one hand ~ but both of them are very sweet in their hearts ~ that's Xinfu ~