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Karry's money, all hung on him.

When I was a child, Karry had many watches. He said that he was an ordinary family, but he couldn't wear a hand pole, so he tied it to his arm from his wrist.

Karry, which is growing up, has many accessories. Accessories were owned for nothing without being seen, so he became the Lord of the Rings, or jewelry rack.

In Karry, there are many sunglasses, one is two, the other is three, and the human has only two eyes, but he can wear four pairs of sunglasses.

there is no reason, just because of rich. Karry is still the boy he used to be. He hasn't changed a bit. He likes to show off and is a veritable bking. When he was a child, he was lovely; Growing up, he is fashionable and trendy; With four sunglasses on, he is crazy.

ask him how many sunglasses you are wearing. When he returns to you, no one loves you when he wears sunglasses.

Karry is a person who loves sunglasses very much. Wear it when you travel, when you drive, and when you have a concert. Pay attention to the fact that the concert is at night. "High-energy Youth League" has a game clip, purchasing goods. Karry changed a box of instant noodles with her sunglasses.

no one else has sunglasses to change, only he hangs them on his body.

in the case of wearing sunglasses, shading is only one of them, and the important point is to be handsome. I remembered the picture of Karry wearing sunglasses when he filmed "The Super Junior Code". He said, "Usually I don't wear sunglasses", thinking that he actually knew that he was shy. As a result, he added, "Because I am afraid of being handsome to you".

It is this kind of words that must be said by yourself, so as to make the effect of yue full.

The last time Karry wore sunglasses in a serious way was when Jay Chou gave him AE86. He recorded a video thanking Jay Chou. Thanks are sincere thanks, but playing handsome is also playing handsome with true feelings. The first half is, "Thanks to Brother Jielun, wow, what a surprise".

With that, she immediately put on her sunglasses and wondered how she could miss such an epic moment.

once, Karry met a fan of Jay Chou, who said that he liked Jay Chou's songs very much. Then he immediately opened the photo album and threw out a photo of himself and Jay Chou for fans to see. Ask the fans who this is, Jay Chou, and who is next to Jay Chou, you.

then take back the phone with satisfaction. Therefore, you said that the idol gave AE86 something to show off, and you must accept it with dignity.

wearing sunglasses was enough. Next, Karry added drama to himself, picked up a glass of water, and said with a look of relief, "Dry".

Actually, Karry drinks a drink, but the drink is a little girly. What to do? Just put it in a white wine cup. Big Brother pays attention to people.

Some people say that Karry is actually the originator of the overbearing president, and Hans Zhang is several years behind him. So I cared about Karry when he was a child, and I did find a lot of bullying. If you don't listen to his songs, he will say that you are OUT. You think OUT here means out of date.

But look at his gesture. The door is on the right. Get out.

If there are too many people at the signing ceremony or it is too crowded, he will stand on the stage and shout, "Don't crowd, everyone will be sad if they get hurt, OK?" The nifty OK at the back is what the bully should look like.

He is really good at dominating the general posture, shaking dandruff before swearing.

If there is too much homework, it is too difficult and unimportant. What is important is to put your own oversized photos on the table. I have seen people who put cartoons on their desks and secretly eat snacks, but you are the only bully in the world who puts your photos directly opposite.

To add another revelation, my friend said that Karry would look in the mirror in the toilet, which shows how much he loves his face.

yes or no, very much.

I remembered "Set a flag" and advised him not to play too much mobile phone before going to bed. He said, "So what?". So what? Leave me alone. Boss's first label must be hard-spoken. Once he thanked his fans, and one of them said you're welcome. He answered immediately without telling you.

the second label of ba zong is to add a title to himself at all times.

if you ask him if you were in the school choir before, most people will answer yes. But he doesn't, he wants to say, I'm in the chorus, the minister of the chorus. We must emphasize our own status, and then ask what the minister does, so we have to tell the truth and pretend.

every time he introduces himself, he is very funny.

The first time I went to Kuaiben to introduce myself, I was the most handsome and cool Karry, so I must list the handsome and cool. Later, I went there again, and my self-introduction changed, from being the most handsome and cool to being the most handsome and the youngest, and then the person next to me said, how dare you say that you are the youngest.

But he didn't want to say that he was the oldest. He immediately said that he was the most handsome and calm Karry, and the oldest equals the coolest, high-end packaging.

Later, I was really old, and handsome was a little greasy, so it became, "I am Karry marching into the future". Ok, the happy family is starting from happiness, and you are marching into the future, using bold and generous words.

I can't help it. This is self-confidence. What I admire most is that he can also speak overbearing English.

there are already OK and OUT in front, followed by Look and I feel good. How to get people's attention, Look! I'm eating Beijing roast duck.

Although I am catching up on my homework, I don't want others to see that I am under pressure, so I want to say, I feel good.

these vocabularies are nothing. Karry's classic English is sin Gapo. Play a sitcom with my little friend. My little friend said that you are from the United States. He said that it is impossible. I came from Singapore, and then I felt that I was not foreign enough. I spontaneously added a sentence of sin.

bullying is bullying, but the more serious he is, the more funny he is.

Someone asked why Karry pretended not to feel greasy, but a little cute. In fact, Roy gave the answer very early. "Karry likes to be cool, and then he doesn't.". Wang Jun Kay will be serious from time to time, but he is not greasy, but he is sand sculpture in essence.

his way of pretending to be forced is probably like this. One second, he is playing with the ball, and the next second, he is holding hands and dying to pick up the ball.

His sense of youth actually neutralizes his affectation, so he looks like proper limit is just right, funny and refreshing. He can make wink for fans, "My eyes can still discharge", and he also takes the initiative to make wink for foreign uncles.

He was so popular on Entertainment 1%. The host asked him what he wanted to say to his fans after he debuted for two years. He said, "Two years later, do you still want to be my big brother's person for the remaining eight years?" With this tone, I felt that my fans would be stunned in the next second.

I wanted to sympathize with Karry at first, but when I think back, how can the overbearing president have friends of the opposite sex? The opposite sex can only be his woman. I am Karry, wearing sunglasses and a watch, driving AE86, and then I said that there will only be more and more women around me, either endure or get out.