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Selected proverbs and stories

Proverbs and stories are composed of stereotyped sentences created by the masses, and usually reflect profound truth in simple and popular language. What proverbs and stories do you know? Next, please follow me to study.

Classic proverbs and stories

Everyone who has been to the temple knows? As soon as you enter the temple gate? 1. Maitreya? Smile to welcome guests? What about his north? It's Darkmouth Darkmouth

The image of Wei Tuo. But according to legend, long ago? They are not in the same temple? But in charge of different temples.

Is Maitreya enthusiastic and happy? Is that why so many people came? But he doesn't care about anything? Lose three and pull four? Without good management.

Accounting? So I still can't make ends meet. Although Wei Tuo is the chef in charge of accounts? And you're moping all day Too serious? do

Fewer and fewer people? At last the incense was cut off.

Buddha found this problem when he was looking for incense? Just put them in the same temple? Maitreya is responsible for public relations?

Smile at all the guests? So the incense is strong. Is Wei Tuo just? Is it necessary to compare? Put him in charge of finance? Strict control. exist

In the division of labor and cooperation between the two? There is a thriving scene in the temple.

In fact, in the eyes of the master of employment? No losers? Like a martial arts master? Don't need expensive swords? Picking flowers and flying leaves can hurt people?

The key is how to use it.

A person to buy a parrot? Bid before you see the parrot? This parrot can speak two languages? Price 200 yuan.

Another parrot marks the road? Can this parrot speak four languages? Price 400 yuan.

Which one should I buy? Both are shiny? Very flexible and lovely. This guy turned around? Make up your mind.

Suddenly I found a parrot with an old tooth missing? The coat is dull and messy? Price 800 yuan.

The man quickly called the boss? Can this parrot speak eight languages?

The owner said? number

This man is strange? Then why are you old and ugly? No ability? Will it be worth this number?

The shopkeeper replied? Because the other two parrots call this parrot boss.

What does this story tell us? A real leader? Not necessarily how strong your ability is. As long as you know trust? Know how to decentralize? Know how to cherish?

You can unite forces stronger than yourself. So as to enhance their own value.

On the contrary, many very capable people are too perfectionist? Do everything yourself? No one is better than himself. In the end, I can only

Be the best public relations? Sales representative? Can't be a good leader.

Proverb story expansion

Triple A is a white-collar joint venture company? Feel complacent and not appreciated by your superiors? Often think about it? If there ever comes a day when

Can you see the boss? I hope I have a chance to show my talent. A's colleague b? Have the same idea? He went further? Ask the boss about the commute time? I reckon he may be at home.

When do I get into the elevator? Will he take the elevator at this time? Hope to meet the boss? You can say hello when you have the chance.

Their colleague c went further. He knows the boss's struggle in detail? Find out the school where the boss graduated? Interpersonal style?

Concerns? Carefully designed a few simple but weighty opening remarks? Take the elevator at the scheduled time? Fight with the boss

After a few pleasantries? Finally one day, I had a talk with my boss? I quickly won a better position.

Fools miss opportunities? Wise men seize opportunities? Winners create opportunities. Opportunities are only for those who are ready? What's the word again?

I'm not just saying.

A psychology professor visited the madhouse? Understand the living conditions of lunatics. At the end of the day? Think these people are crazy

Epilepsy? Act unexpectedly? It's an eye-opener.

Unexpectedly, when you are ready to return? I found my tire dropped. "Which madman must have done it?" Does the professor think so angrily? Grab the spare tire and get ready for installation.

This is serious. The man who got off the tire actually dropped all the screws. Can't get on without screws and spare tires?

The professor was at a loss. When he is in a hurry? A madman came skipping? Singing unknown

Happy songs. He found the professor in trouble? Stop and ask what happened.

The professor is too lazy to talk to him? But I told him out of courtesy.

The madman said with a smile? "I have an idea?" He dropped a screw from each tire? So you have three screws.

Put on the spare tire.

The professor was surprised and grateful? Curious? "How did you come up with this idea?"

The madman laughed? "Am I crazy? But I am not a fool? "

Really? How many people are there in the world? Because they find pleasure in their work? Always show madness that is different from ordinary people.

Is it hot? Many people laugh at them for being crazy, which is hard to understand? Others may still laugh at him as a fool.

Dull? Smart? Especially in China, this is a good attitude.

These are the proverbs I compiled for you. I hope they can help you. Welcome to reading.