Tanabata Valentine's Day humor joke?

It's Tanabata, and we can laugh together whether we have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. I collected some information for you. Come and have a look with me.

It's Tanabata, and we can laugh together whether we have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. I collected some information for you. Come and have a look with me.

Classic Tanabata humorous jokes

1. A few years ago, a company bought a computer and put it on someone's desk. One day, the man was asked by the leader to talk.

The leader said: although this computer is on your desk, it is mainly for your own use, but it is not your personal property. You write "My Computer" on the computer, which has a very bad influence.

So, "My Computer" was renamed "Our Computer".

The county magistrate went to the countryside to inspect the work, got as drunk as a fiddler, steamed a sauna after eating, and then sat comfortably in the karaoke bar to sing. Before he finished singing a song, he rushed into the bathroom and went back in less than three minutes. After coming and going five or six times, the lady next to her couldn't help it and asked with concern, "What's the matter, is it uncomfortable?" He stood up again and answered as he walked: "Nothing, nothing, just too much urine and too much wine." [I think I drank too much and peed too much]

When the teacher was in class on Monday, suddenly there was a cat barking outside, and the sound was endless. The teacher was very angry and said, "I'm bored to death." What's it called? "

At this point, the monitor stood up and answered, "Teacher, today is Valentine's Day!" " "

2. A taxi driver said, "If you find a dozen dead people around the age of 20, let them practice football for four years, and then they can be released from prison after they qualify for the World Cup. If they don't get their guns back, they will die. China football will definitely qualify. "

I was surprised at his idea and asked, "What about solving the increasingly serious divorce problem?"

The driver cut off the cigarette butt and said cruelly, "The marriage law that can really prevent divorce is that the house belongs to the state after divorce."

I asked, "What's the difference between Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day now?"

The driver thought for a moment and said, "Valentine's Day is the same as Tomb-Sweeping Day. They all send flowers and food. The difference is that Valentine's Day burns real money and tells people a lot of nonsense. " Tomb-Sweeping Day burned fake money and told a bunch of people nonsense.

Selected humorous jokes on Valentine's Day

1, if a person spends Tanabata, that is, seven+evening+one = death, tears streaming down her face, who will save me! ! !

2. Tanabata is here again. . . The first part: envy and jealousy; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.

3, Tanabata disaster couples ultimate collection: 1, telephone reservation hotel big bed room. 2, slap someone else's boyfriend in the street. 2. Go to the cinema and buy all the odd seats. 3, take a small needle to the supermarket and tie the TT. 4, selling flowers in the street, when you meet a couple, say: buy a bunch of flowers for your mother! 5. I don't check out when I eat, pointing to someone else's boyfriend and saying: My ex-husband is married. 6, on the QQ friend impression, the man wrote: ex-husband. The woman wrote: the mother of the child.

4. It's almost Tanabata. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me? . .

5. It's Tanabata, a girl who asked Xinyi out to sit on the Ferris wheel together. After several appointments, she finally agreed. I was waiting for her at the gate of the park. A handsome guy gave it to me and told me it was her boyfriend. Boyfriend ...

6. So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!

7.2 months 14 confession! March 14 confession! Also in April 1 confession! May 20, also want to confess! Graduation and confession in June! ! Your sister wants to confess on Tanabata. Confession is really a big paragraph! ! ! ! ! ! !

1, honey, I got my destiny visa and my love passport. I will depart from Queqiao Airport on the romantic Tanabata, take a happy flight, fly over the vast galaxy and go to the country of love. There are two tickets waiting for you! o

2. My love for you will be less and less, and my love for you will run and run, but I'm afraid I can't catch up with you. I want to forget you, forget you. Will you give me your love when Tanabata comes? o

An honest old cow witnessed the myth of love. A vast galaxy is stirred by surging love. A romantic magpie bridge is filled with endless lovesickness. Meet Tanabata, Cowherd calls Weaver Girl, see you at the old place! o

4. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl get together today, and there is no meaningful happy date. You have to go to the bullpen and ask you out. Even if mosquitoes are around you, you can't refuse to drop you from the sky. Even if it is windy and rainy, it is not afraid of distance and weather. Even if the road will never end, I just want to ask you out on Tanabata. Chinese Valentine's Day is a liar! Come on! I wish you a happy and sweet Tanabata! o

5, mellow wine, drink drop by drop; Beautiful flowers are intoxicating; The story of Qixi has been told for thousands of years; Love your heart, forever. On Valentine's Day on Tanabata, carve roses into short messages and meet in secret language under the grape trellis. o

According to the fortune teller, I am doomed to peach blossom, and fate is inevitable. On Qixi night, I will be lovesick. Only by talking to people with the same fate can I alleviate the pain. The person who received this letter is predestined friends. I hope to keep my appointment on time. o

7. I want to meet you on Saturday Tanabata. I want to go on a date with you: take a leisurely walk in the forest path and relax. Soak a cup of green tea to enjoy sweetness, and the warmth gradually enters the heart and spleen; Obliquely watching the sunset end at dusk, the scenery is pleasant and unforgettable; Look at the sea, listen to the waves, get rid of troubles and embrace auspiciousness. How's it going? Your heart? o