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A text message that makes my girlfriend happy, and a text message that makes my girlfriend unhappy.
If you ignore me again, I will rush to your house.
I am an angel sent by God to punish you. If you are angry, I will go back to God.
4. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you, always warm you, care for you and protect you!
Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.
7. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.
8. Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!
9. I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and sad; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.
10, eagle crows chicken, eagle crows chicken, please respond.
1 1. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but the distance is too far, so I want to send you a message: I miss you so much!
12, if I were a tear of yours, I would flow down your cheek to your mouth-because I really want to feel your breath; If you were a tear of mine, I would never cry, because I am afraid of losing you!
13, holding a lovesickness pen, sitting alone in a lovesickness chair, looking at the lovesickness moon and missing you; Where are you handsome, I miss you lonely; The wind is blowing and the rain is dripping. Remember I'm thinking of you!
14, the fragrance of lace, Shui Yang Iraqis, find a wisp of fragrance and play with a fashion. Incense is the fragrance of the earth, and the fashionable texture is like colorful clouds. Listening makes people excited, watching makes people impulsive, and you make me move.
15, single is coriander, love is celery (love) dish, breakup is cabbage, marriage is lettuce, divorce is sauerkraut, remarriage is leftovers, no lover is bean sprouts, and many lovers are cauliflower, dear, what dish are you?
16, first think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!
17, time is a chain, happiness is a bead, and you can be happy for a lifetime by stringing the bead on your chest; Happiness is a stone, and trouble is sand. If you miss the sand with nothing, happiness will accompany you all your life!
18, I don't know if it's a guest. Friends are like brothers, and wives are like clothes in the distance. I don't know who kissed me May you get carried away while playing and meet your friends without clothes on!
19, looking up is spring, looking down is autumn, may all happiness accompany you; The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting. May all happiness follow you. I wish you all success and happiness!
2 1, life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky; Life can also be a poem, singing all the way in the Pentium; As long as we hold hands, every day is happy. Dear, happy Laba Festival!
22, love package charges: breakfast 330 miss you; I want to hug you at lunch. I want to kiss you at dinner 370; Snacks 13 14520 I love you all my life.
23. Happiness is bread in the morning, noodles at noon, salads in western food, jiaozi in Chinese food, rice vinegar in Shanxi, peppers in Sichuan, kimchi in Korea and hamburgers in the United States. Happiness is still my concern and your smile!
24. Today is Laba Festival. I will make a bowl of Laba porridge for you with lucky rice, pistachios, beautiful beans, rich dates, perfect nuts, wishful honey, healthy sugar and worry-free water. May you be happy every day!
25. It is beautiful that you want to be with me, and I will make you regret it; You have to pretend with me, and I will hurt you; If you want to blow with me, I will turn your face gray; If you want to play with me, I will make you dizzy!
26. In order to run first, the hair is streamlined; In order to win the first place in dance, I kept spinning like a top; See if you can hold back. SMS wishes you a good mood!
27. You can't change the weather, but you can change your mood. You can't choose appearance, but you can choose expression; You can't go forward tomorrow, but you must make good use of today! I wish you happy every day, happy every day!
28. Send you a girl without sadness and catch a happy bird for you; When a happy bird comes with a girl who is not sad, please put your heart in order. This is my best blessing to you. I hope you are happy to be old!
29. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you; I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness; I have never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn. My fingers are tired, just to give you my blessing!
Girlfriend unhappy coax her words _ love story daquan
I don't like you, is that possible?
Second, what I can't hide is my initial enthusiasm for you. I don't need any deliberate words to explain to anyone that I am different from you.
Third, because I am your husband, I will die behind you, because I don't want to make you sad, and I will grow old in deep thoughts about you.
Four, a little love a day, a little miss a night, give me a true oath, so that I can look forward to forever.
After you leave, I will wait for you at the origin! I'm afraid that when you lose your way, you can't find your way back to my heart!
6. Without you, I won't be happy and my wallet won't shrink.
I will always be with you, no matter whether I am poor or rich in the future.
Honey, I'm going on a business trip for a few days. Take care of yourself.
Nine, when I am with you, I can tolerate everything about you.
If we can't learn to be cruel, we should at least be a strong woman.
Without you, I will no longer be myself.
Twelve, everyone has only one wing; Only when two people hug and support each other can they fly.
Thirteen, please don't use a ruler to measure, use a measure, my sincere friendship, please feel it with your heart. In the future, no matter where you go, please take my blessing, I hope you can have a sunny mood every day!
Think about the joy of watching the sunrise and sunset with me.
Fifteen, I have no heart and no brain, but I spoil you, spoil you and love you.
I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will always wait for you. No matter when and where you are, you know, there will always be such a person.
I miss you very much, but I really don't know what to say when I see you. I looked at you nervously and just said, how are you?
Don't leave me, I really can't do it without you.
Nineteen, listen, I love you!
I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me so much, I just want your comfort and understanding.
2 1. There is nothing bigger than the sky, but there is nothing bigger than you.
Twenty-two, nothing, just want to hear the baby's voice.
Thank you for loving me when I needed it most.
Twenty-four, girl, let's draw up a list of housework. Okay, you win again. You read and I write.
Twenty-five, let's compare? The light is more dazzling. More dazzling than anyone else? Heart.
Twenty-six, I am distressed, in exchange for a word: where are you, come right away. ...
If you make your girlfriend happy
First, seeing each other every day, falling in love every day, still thinking about you and chatting every day, still don't feel enough. I pray for you in my heart every day: May my beloved you be happy every day and always be happy.
2. For thousands of years, I have been a green bristlegrass waiting in front of your door. After several generations of cultivation, I only love you as an early adult. Buddha said: if you want to get positive results, you need life and death. It happened that one day, you stuffed me into the stove to cook. So the Buddha's words came true and the flame of love was lit. Honey, I don't regret falling in love with you.
Third, in winter, send you sunshine from Hawaii; In summer, send you the coolness of Harbin; In spring, go boating with you in the West Lake; In autumn, I will accompany you to watch Xiangshan turn yellow. I would like to send my true feelings to your heart and make you happy all the year round!
Wife, you are the other half of my life. I look forward to the early extension of our life! I will take good care of our children, my wife and this family with my sense of responsibility!
5. The caterpillar knows that there is a beautiful butterfly hidden in its heart; The seed knows that there is a towering tree hidden in his heart; I also know that there is a most beautiful emotion hidden in my heart: I love you forever.
6. Is love blind pursuit or selfless dedication? Ask for the happiness of waiting for rebellion for love, and get selfless happiness for dedication to love. Love hurts, you can't get it, and crying can't repay it.
Seven, there is only one good wife in the world, and the life with a wife is so happy. If you throw yourself into your wife's arms, you won't want a mistress. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?
Eight, with you, my smile permeates from early morning until late at night; With you, my world has ended all the sadness; With you, my happiness is no longer lacking. A lifetime of love, because of you, is enough.
If possible, watching you fall asleep is the happiness of my life. Seeing that you will smile sweetly in your dreams, I know that you see happiness and concern for me in your dreams. If I can, I will be more intoxicated, write my love for you in a whole book, and write down the tenderness of my hug, which is the joy I hold and the shallow singing of love.
Ten, not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!
Eleven, Bajie peeked at the spider essence to take a bath and wanted to see the nude, and asked Tang Priest for help. Tang Priest shouted, Look out! It thundered! It's raining to collect clothes! When Spider Spirit ran ashore, Bajie fainted: Master, I'll take you.
12. Is love blindly taken or selfless dedication? Ask for the happiness of waiting for rebellion for love, and get selfless happiness for dedication to love. Love hurts, you can't get it, and crying can't repay it.
Thirteen, the weather has become so fast, the cold current has quietly hit, because you are cute, so I care for you. Cover the quilt at night, don't freeze your feet, and eat more fruits and vegetables to supplement calcium. I sincerely wish you a happy day!
Fourteen, wife! I miss you! Just like mice love rice!
Rule number one: A wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.
Sixteen, there is a horizon called near, there is an acre of mulberry field called sea, there is a string of love called till death do us part, and there is a kind of yearning called unforgettable. I would like to protect the mulberry field of your world, spread my thoughts and look forward to the blooming of love roses.
Seventeen, when you see this message, you have been extremely fierce love poison, the only antidote is to marry me, forget it, let's get married!
Eighteen, wife, husband loves you, go to sleep quickly, husband holds you, always accompany you, have a good sleep together! Ah! good night
Nineteen, if not, I can't help it! ! Brother, I am lovelorn now, I tell you! Don't wait until you lose it to regret not cherishing it! That will be the pain in your letter forever! I helped you! Integral is a trivial matter, but feelings are a lifetime event! May you grow old together! !
20. You are the strongest magnet in the world. When I get close to your magnetic field, there is no possibility of escape. I have been completely captured by you, and I am destined to be intoxicated by you in my life.
Twenty-one, people are really tired to live! Standing thinking about sleeping, getting on the bus and waiting in line, unrequited love is really painful, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, working is particularly tired, robbery is not enough, and you have to pay taxes to earn money, alas! Even texting pigs costs money!
22. I don't have you in my eyes, because you are already in my blood; You are no longer in my blood, because you are in my heart. Dear, no matter where you are, you are the only one for me.
Twenty-three, you are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first.
Twenty-four, you are my dream, I learn to be confident and strong for you; You are my sunshine, and I walk out of the confusion of love for you; Dear, come to my side, let's go to eternity together!
Twenty-five, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, I will collapse without your smile!
Twenty-six, you are the wind, I am the sand, wandering around the world to enjoy the sunset glow, you are the handle of the fork, I am the fork, we eat together, you are the body of the black tea bottle, I am the lid, and another bottle is really awesome. Love is everywhere, and I really give your love. I wish you find true love, and Yue Lao is with you.
I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.
Twenty-eight, every look in your eyes makes me want to stay, every move of yours fascinates me, and every smile of yours makes me happy. The weather is getting colder. Have you taken good care of yourself? Remember, don't worry about me, my baby.
Twenty-nine, the stereo is playing "I am a bird". I am addicted to singing that I am a bird's wife. I said coldly: Hey, it's quite self-aware!
At thirty, a mosquito stung his left arm and drank a lot. You were awakened by a sting. At the moment when you waved your right hand to hit the mosquito, the mosquito said to you: Your blood can flow in my body! !
At the age of thirty-one, I set up a boat of love in the river of years to take you deeper into happiness. Let the sincere vows make a ripple of happiness and accompany us to the future: I love you forever.
Don't flatter yourself when you see the message. I sent it to your best friend. Please help me convey my love for her, because I am too shy to have the courage. Please convey it to me. I finally remembered what you said, which is very memorable. You said your best friend is yourself!
I will never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!
Go to sleep, baby. It is getting late. Good night, baby. Kiss, love, baby. See you in the dream ~ quack ~ ~
Honey, I'm not around. You should take care of yourself. Your health is my greatest happiness.
If you make your girlfriend happy, that short message to put her to sleep will be very touching.
6. The mobile phone buzzes, as if you and my heart are singing. Sincere wishes, deep feelings and connected hearts are inseparable from each other. I miss you!
7. Maybe I like you wrong. I really changed a lot when I fell in love with you! Fool, I love you!
8. I have never seen a more perfect person in this world. It is the greatest blessing of my life to meet you on the road of life. My loyalty and feelings are endless and can only disappear with my death.
9. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left in the world, I will say I love you 60 times.
10. Wind and rain are for following, fish and water are for constant companionship, sand and stone are for mutual encouragement, and heaven and earth are for mutual help. You and I are in love, and with you, life is colorful. You are everything to me.
1 1. Step into your charming figure with all the affairs of the sunset. In your arms, the moonlight is fragrant, the piano is loud and the waves are affectionate.
12. The most romantic story has no ending, the best life has no sadness, the happiest family has no disputes, the happiest love has no differences, and the happiest thing is to cherish you because of you.
13. If my life can be replaced by two or three words, it is your name, because you are my only love! ! !
14. May our love be deeper than cowherd and weaver girl, but not like their lovesickness. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable! Love never needs to say sorry. Happy holidays! I love you!
15. Before I met you, I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love. Please promise me that from this Valentine's Day, this feeling will accompany me for the rest of my life!
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