What jokes are there in life caused by typos?

1, a student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor. "

2. Amei, a cleaner in a unit, is smart and diligent, but only has a third-grade education, and often writes some typos.

That day, during the unit health inspection, Ah Mui mopped the floor of the clinic clean. Because she was worried that others would get dirty when they went in, she wrote a note and posted it at the door: Please don't let idle people in. I'm clean, Mei.