Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - & lt song Wu killed the tiger > full text

& lt song Wu killed the tiger > full text

Song Wu went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There was not much excitement, but a tree said, "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but it was in Ke Gang. You should unite to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, he ignored it and moved on. ?

When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued. Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. He was just about to fall asleep when he heard a gust of wind whistling by. A colorful tiger came at Song Wu, who quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger.

When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength. With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch.

The tiger is a wild animal, and it came at Song Wu. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears with blood everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. Since then, Song Wu has gained great fame.

Extended data:

On the way back to Qinghe County, I saw the restaurant's "three bowls of wine don't pass the post", drank 18 bowls of wine, and drunk and killed the tiger in Jingyanggang. I happened to meet Orion when I went down the mountain, and came to yanggu county County Government together, giving all the silver prizes to all the Orion. The magistrate of a county cherished his loyalty and appointed him Chengtou. Later, I met my brother Wu Dalang by chance. It turns out that Wu Da married Pan Jinlian, and many homeless children came to harass her, so she moved to yanggu county.

Pan Jinlian tried to seduce Song Wu, but was rejected. He was seduced by Ximen Qing, a local rich man. After their love affair was exposed, they poisoned Wu Dalang.

In revenge, Song Wuxian killed Pan Jinlian and then Ximen Qing. After the murder, Song Wu surrendered to the county government in yanggu county. Due to the seriousness of the case, Song Wu was taken to Dongping House for trial. Poor Chen, the magistrate of Dongping Prefecture, was a righteous man, so he changed the file to light and sentenced him to match Mengzhou.

On the way to Mengzhou, Song Wu passed the Cross Slope Hotel, caught Sun Erniang's antiperspirant and got into a fight with him. Zhang Qing rushed to the vegetable garden at the critical moment to comfort them, and the husband and wife made friends with Song Wu. In Mengzhou, Song Wu was taken good care of by Jin Yanbiao. In return, Song Wu beat Jiang Menshen as drunk as a fiddler and helped Kindness recapture the Happy Forest Hotel. ?

However, Song Wu was also assassinated by Jiang Menshen in collusion with the government and Britain. He was forced to kill people, made a scene in Feiyun Shop, spilled blood on Yuanyang Building, and wrote a book "Killing the Tiger and Killing the Tiger".

During his escape, with the help of Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, he pretended to be a "walker" and practiced with his hair. Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang asked Song Wu to vote for Erlong Mountain. Then I went to centipede ridge at night and killed the evil flying centipede Taoist Wang in the grave.

On the way, Kong Liang was knocked down by misunderstanding, got drunk and fell asleep by the river. Kong Liang caught him in Zhuangzi and tortured him. Fortunately, Song Jiang of Kongjiazhuang clarified the misunderstanding at that time. After Song Jiang and Song Wu left Kongjiazhuang, Song Jiang was going to Qingfeng Mountain, Song Wu was going to Erlong Mountain, and Song Wu was going to Erlong Mountain. Later, he became one of the three leaders of the "rebel army" and returned to Liangshan when the latter three mountains played Qingzhou.

Baidu Encyclopedia-Song Wu