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What does Shaanxi dialect mean?

Guanzhong dialect of Shaanxi dialect

An organ of the employer describes: "eyes": good looks are pleasing to the eye, disgust is eye training, trouble is numbness, ugliness hurts the eyes, ugliness hurts the eyes, bad looks are white eyes, intrigue is eye-playing, impatience is white eyes, stubbornness is white eyes, helplessness is white eyes, things are rare and precious, there are no eyebrows, dissatisfaction is white eyes, people look forward to poverty and hurt red eyes, and no affection is called dryness and rigidity. "Hand": used in southern Shaanxi. It is skilled in calling an old hand, helping to call a partner, demanding is called selling, selling is selling, and thieves are called three hands. Carefully, willing to dig a gripper. "Feet": uphill is called climbing feet, downhill is called sending feet, walking is called turning feet, fork in the road is called falling feet, * * * shoes and socks are called thin feet, and capable heavy work is called power feet. "Qi": In Guanzhong area, people are often called angry, unlucky when encountering bad things, angry at birth, angry when suffering from dementia, extravagant when being stingy, greedy when being punished, blessed when being punished, smart when being a child, dull when doing things, beautiful when encountering good things, lucky when encountering good things, dead when dying, fresh when being generous, and fashionable when wearing clothes. Use the zodiac to describe people: as wicked as a mouse, as stubborn as an ox, as fierce as a tiger, as fierce as a rabbit, as fierce as a dragon, as poisonous as a snake, as happy as a horse, as soft as a sheep, as smart as a monkey, as red as a comb, as stupid as a pig and as light as a dog's tail. Described in geographical terms: "Mountain": conceited and complacent, called Zhang Shan; Amateur juggler, named for the mountain; Bragging is called piling mountain; The frivolous one is called Drifting Mountain. "Water": calling for water out of one's own pocket, seeking illegal benefits is called fishing for oil and water, too wordy is called splashing water, but not finding it is called drowning. Described by numbers: "two" is usually used for lazy people: two-wheeled carts, two-mixed, two-ruffian, two-prodigal, two-hanger, two-wool and so on. For some mentally or psychologically abnormal people, they usually use: two eggs, two poles, two pastes, two sticks, two goods, two stubble, two gossip, two eight ideas and so on. The attributive "de" is used to describe: lively and active people are monkey-like, people with a lot of thoughts are ghost-like, people with fashionable clothes are floating, people with dull thoughts are boring, people with dull behavior touch porcelain, people who are lazy in their work are dishonest, people who quit their jobs are honest, flatterers are light, people who don't listen to advice are stubborn, and people with high spirits are slick. Use nouns to describe "Tai" or "Madam". Too much pride, too much irrationality, too much fashion, too arrogant, too red in official career, too light in flattery, and too versatile. Cleverness is too refined, mischief is too bad, and silence is too porcelain. There are also overlapping accents: "The Party's reform and opening-up policy is excellent" and "I am Miss Garlic Bolting". Adjectives were added before the word "people": people who can get along with others are stubborn, people who steal and turn around are blind, people who please them all around are slick, people who are cold and dull, people who are eccentric and hot and cold, and people who know that a dead end is bound to be forced. Synonyms of different types of words: in Guanzhong area, it is often heard that discord is called failure, dryness is called interference, itching is called injury and bite, appropriateness is called just right, severance is called pulling down, carelessness is called grass, and shorty is called bloke. Fat people are called round Wei, thin people are called dry monkeys, but they can't be called panting. Flutes are called bamboo tubes, violins are called strings, gongs are called Dangdang, cymbals are called cymbals, suona is called horns, baked cakes are called Tuo, and Regan Noodles is called. Advocating people to lick their paws, going out for a walk and walking around, showing their advantages to others is called showing off debts, and it doesn't matter if they don't like to hate to go away. Looking around is called playing tricks, being meticulous is called practicing economy, being grumpy is called dirty board, and at least it is called swearing casually, distorting facts is called sticking, being naughty is called making trouble, crying and shouting, and swearing privacy is called exposing shortcomings. Many artists and scholars (including Gao Jianqun) believe that Shaanxi dialect was called Yayan in ancient times. These "experts" did not specify whether "Shaanxi dialect" refers to modern Shaanxi dialect or ancient Shaanxi dialect. But from the perspective of language environment, it should refer to modern Shaanxi dialect-in fact, it should be called "Guanzhong dialect" more accurately. This statement, from the emotional point of view, can be identified as love for hometown; But from the perspective of historical knowledge, there are indeed problems. Zhou, Qin, Han and Tang Dynasties, > >;

Which song has a lyric "I can CHUA, I can't even hang up a girl." I know Chua, I shouldn't learn guitar. "It seems to be blackheaded.

The song is called "I can cua" (I can cua means: What do I do for a living? ), sung by Ma Fei and included in qq music.

One day, a girl will come to my room to play.

Don't laugh when I say the room is a mess.

The girl said: the man's room is a little messy, and he didn't leave.

I rode my bike and brought the girl back to my home.

When the girl saw a guitar on my bed.

The girl said, I can't see that you are still an artist.

I quickly said, oh, I borrowed it. I have no time to play.

I haven't even learned a song.

If the girl is right, sing me a song.

I played the guitar and sang Tears of Tubach.

Hearing this, the girl said that she would go back first.

When the door closed, you left me alone.

I am the only one sleeping in this room.

Life is like a bowl of boiled water.

A day apart from going to work is endless fatigue after work.

What do you think I suffered?

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I will Chua's.

I can't even catch a girl.

I will Chua's.

I shouldn't have learned guitar in the first place.

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I can only do it at night.

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A brief introduction to the songs I can sing.

I can swim is an original Shaanxi dialect song by Ma Fei, which can also be regarded as rap with guitar accompaniment. Sang Song won the hearts of many men with its interesting lyrics and music close to reality. The song is also very nice and popular with most people, so that many people cover it. In Shaanxi dialect, the word Cai is probably equivalent to a loser, but it is a verb. To be more precise, it should be translated as doing nothing well. Ma Fei, singer, director, from Xi. Shaanxi four dialect magic weapon bands are the funniest and simplest rock artists and one of the most popular dialect musicians in Shaanxi. On July 1 1, 20 13, the first live broadcast of the top 66 happy boys entered the top 20 on Hunan Satellite TV. Happy male voice Jing Wong's interpretation of rock and roll in dialect is refreshing, which aroused the interest of netizens and quickly became a household name. Jing Wong, 22, is from Tongchuan, Shaanxi. Make it clear that I don't like pop music and like rock.