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Funny text messages for girlfriends to kiss.

1. Kiss the pig's head and keep you from eating pork every day; Kiss the book to ensure that your erudition will not be stumped; Kiss the money, and you will be rich in money to spend; Kiss the door and bless you to look up every day; Kiss the computer and be careful not to leak electricity. 717, kiss, kiss is the happiest!

2. When a girlfriend kisses her, the nectar of love is moist; Buddies kiss each other, and swords, mountains and seas fight for you; Parents kiss each other and be grateful when they grow up; Children are close to each other, and healthy growth is the most reassuring. 717, a kiss, may your life be as sweet as honey, and you will be the happiest!

3. The scorching sun in July kisses everything and brings you countless fruits and vegetables. July rain kisses the earth and brings you coolness in the heat; I send a short message of blessing, wishing you luck to kiss your forehead and get hit by a grand prize when you go out. Good things are vying to miss you.

4, 717 kiss one another, send text messages, send blessings, and keep your love words hand in hand forever; 717 kiss, kiss comes, love shows, life vows talk about old age, love is happy and happy. I wish you a happy, happy and sweet day.

5, 56c kisses your skin fragrant, happy and sweet; Kiss your lips warmly and spicy, and laugh all day; Kiss your eyes and love in front of you, healthy and safe; Kiss your nose and blend in with your breath, and the family will be happy; Kiss your ear, can you hear "I love you"? Kiss me, if I love you, I will kiss you. I wish you happiness and sweetness!

6, a kiss, resolved the estrangement and retained happiness; Kissing twice dispelled loneliness and brought warmth; Kiss three times, touch the heartstrings, and jump for joy. 717, kiss, the air is filled with the smell of love, and the earth is full of love!

7, 717 close relatives, dear parents close relatives, good health and filial piety; Dear lover, a kiss is sweet and gentle; Dear children, if you kiss, you will be the best at your studies. If you have love, you will look. If you kiss, you will decide with your heart!

8. It's outrageous. You have a serious style problem. Do you often kiss a happy face, kiss a happy mouth, touch a happy hand, hug an auspicious waist, talk about you, and keep reading text messages? Hehe, kiss 717 and make a little joke. May you always be happy, comfortable and happy.

9. "One kiss on July 17 will lead to a lucky life and a lifetime of good fortune. I hope my kiss will send you all expectations and blessings, and I hope that you will feel comfortable, everything will go smoothly, you will be 1% happy and your life will be more exciting!"

1, 717, kiss the summer breeze, and wish to meet you refreshing; Kiss the drizzle in summer, may you be cool and comfortable; Kiss the blessing of summer, may you be happy and comfortable every day!

11, 717 Kiss, the kindest words, to my dearest friends, the kindest wishes, to my dearest you. Kiss and kiss are coming, and the SMS schedule is sincere!

12, July 17, kiss your parents, filial piety first, love people, sweet heart, friends, true feelings, pro-life, music company, pro-work, prosperous career, July 17, kiss you, kiss you, be healthier, kiss you, and be the best.

13. Fengtian Transportation, I'll send you a short message: You "love your relatives", if you have anything to do, you will be happy and sad, and you will be rich and poor. Those who obey my orders, 717, can enjoy prosperity, health and happiness all their lives!

14, 5d3 white clouds kiss the sky, showing the beauty of clear Wan Li, flowers kiss the earth, showing a vibrant happiness, and fish kiss the river, showing free happiness. I want to kiss you, showing the sincerity of long-lasting friendship, 717 kisses, wishing you all the best and happiness.

15, 717, kiss one, kiss one's lover, the warmth and sweetness will last forever, kiss one's parents, the warmth and happiness will be full of joy, kiss one's friend, the friendship will last forever, and everyone will kiss one's wife, and happiness will always follow.

16. It was God's arrangement that gave me the courage to come here and be so close to you. I can kiss you, kiss your cheek and kiss your long hair. Kiss, honey, stay with me, and all the unhappiness will leave you!

17, 717,' kiss a kiss',' kiss a kiss' your hand, happy to go with you; Kiss your mouth, and you have no regrets; Kiss your face and love you forever; Kiss your forehead, happy and happy!

18. I heard that you are kind and can be "pro". In order to add "pro" to our "pro", I even deny the six "pro". Even if the "pro" sign is used, I will kiss you at 717. Dear, I wish you happiness and happiness.

19, "7.17 kiss a kiss, kiss a child, may you be young and childlike; Kiss an old man and wish you peace, good fortune and health forever; Kiss a family, and wish your family harmony and happiness. Haha, dear, you can kiss me, a good man, and you won't waste my sincerity! "

2. It's 717 again. Mobile phone text messages convey warm and kind words, the closest friends, the most kind wishes, and the dearest ones. I wish you happiness, closeness, lucky kisses, health and intimacy, and all the good fortune will kiss you.

21. "Love doesn't need to be grasped deliberately. The more you try to grasp your love, the easier it is to lose yourself, lose your principles, lose the tolerance and understanding you should maintain with each other, and love will become unattractive! On the Kissing Festival of July 17th, I wish lovers a sincere kiss and happiness forever. "

22, kiss a red apple, eat it, the water is enough, and you have health; Kiss the big watermelon and have a bite. The kiss is cool and in a good mood. 717, kiss your health, wish you Pepsi and all the best!

23, 558 I kiss your eyebrow, wishing you look like a flower bud. I kiss your mouth, may you always be so beautiful. I kiss your leg and love you for life without regret. Kiss, I wish our flower of love has fruit and roots!

24. The sky wants to kiss the earth, and the universe needs to start again. If the sea wants to kiss mulberry fields, it will take ten thousand years. The cowherd wants to kiss the Weaver Girl, only once a year. I want to kiss you, and the waiting I can accept is a lifetime!

25. Give a kiss to ease your pain. Kiss loneliness and let the lonely figure warm up. Kiss and care, let the caring greetings ripple and ripple into your heart. 717, a kiss, I wish you happiness and all the best.

26. I kiss your eyebrow. May you look like a flower bud. I kiss your mouth, may it be so beautiful forever. I kiss your leg and love you for life without regret. Kiss, I wish our flower of love has fruit and roots!

27. Give sweetness a "kiss" and a beautiful marriage will find you; Dedicated to the success of a "pro", brilliant career today; Give Ruyi a "pro" and a lucky photo of the whole family; Kiss the phone screen, and friendship will deepen every day! 717 kiss, I wish you a happy "prince"!

28. I wasted my youth, ruined the flower season, drifted through the rainy season, missed the harvest and forgot to sow. I am a loser, a rotten wood or a 19-story hell. Dear angel, kiss me and let me be saved, even if I blow a kiss!

29, 717, kiss, make out with you in peace, kiss with you in good luck, kiss with you in good luck, be dear to you in health, and be close to you in happiness. May you be happy every day and have all the best!

3, 717 kiss one another, today's action is "kiss", kissing a beautiful woman will lose your soul, and you have to kiss it if you are courageous; Kissing your family is more comfortable, and you have to kiss with all your strength; Kissing friends deepens feelings, causing misunderstanding and kissing. May you kiss more happily and kiss more happily!

31. b5c Dear, I miss you because you are in my heart; Dear, I miss you because you have never been far away; Dear, I kissed you because 717 kissed and kissed; Dear, give me a kiss! Just because I love you the most!

32, show a sweet smile, kiss a kiss life, life is full of honey; Keep persistent efforts, be close to your career, and your career will be successful and fruitful; Bring endless love, kiss the family, and the family will sing happily. 717 kiss, I wish you good luck and red fire, peace, health and happiness!

33. Loving you is walking in the park hand in hand; Loving you is a game in front of the computer; To love you is to be silent and relatively speechless; Love you, it's the day of 717 kiss and kiss. A "kiss" is gently sent to your lips to kiss you!

34. "If the cold wind blows gently, I want to hug your hand; If the breeze blows on your face, I want to kiss your lips; If it is drizzling, I will miss your tears; If the sky is clear in Wan Li, I will try to run to your side! One kiss on July 17, I'll kiss your lovely sample with my heart all my life. "

35. kiss your parents and keep a grateful heart; Kiss one's life and polish a pair of eyes that discover beauty; Kiss your thoughts and release stacks of happy secrets. 7.17 Kiss your dreams, kiss your beautiful hopes and remember the dawn ahead.

36, 717, kiss a kiss, kiss toilet water, mosquitoes don't bite insects; Kiss a big bread, no hunger, only fullness; Kissing a small cotton-padded jacket will only keep you warm; Kiss your beautiful sister, or you'll be electrocuted! Hehe, kiss 717, I hope the closer you are, the happier you will be!

37, kissing a child, happiness is countless; Kiss a wife, have a harmonious relationship and love; Kiss your parents, and you should be grateful for a long time; Kiss a friend, stay with deep affection and friendship. Kiss each other, treat everyone around you with heart, and have a happy career and life!

38. Get up early in the morning, the air is fresh, and the air is smooth when you kiss. Accompany the children after work, and kiss the children under pressure; Going home at night is tiring, and kissing your wife is refreshing. 717 kiss, wish you happiness and well-being every day!