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How to write the resume of the first grade students?

How to write the resume of the first-year students is as follows:

The life of primary school students is over. I have entered junior high school now and met many strange classmates. If you want to know me, let me introduce myself to you.

My name is XXXX. Although it sounds ordinary, it has great benefits. I am proud of the snow and cold pine, which shows that I have a great future.

Being fat is something that boys are afraid of, but my figure is fat, so many students used to call me "piggy". In fact, I am tall and fat, so my mother says I am as fat as a melon. My mother told me to eat less, but I still only eat a lot every meal. I really regret not listening to my mother. Eat more. Otherwise, can I gain so much weight? It's really "a small step, it's too late to regret"!

I don't know why, naughty I fell in love with reading, but at that time I was reading some story books, which seemed unintelligible. After the teacher's education, I transferred my interest in extracurricular books to textbooks and gradually fell in love with composition.

Although I love writing, I have no literary talent. I like reading, but I forget it after reading it. But I never gave up, because I firmly believe that hard work pays off. Besides, I have many hobbies, such as making friends. Although there are many shortcomings, there is no lack of humor. Whether studying on campus or entertaining at home, I often use jokes to create a happy atmosphere.

10 years old, I learned to practice calligraphy. A year later, I threw it away. Because of lack of perseverance, I am ashamed of myself. "I have no face to see my father." After that, I study hard, but from time to time my fun will affect my grades.

My biggest weakness is that I can't persist. Take saving money as an example. There are more than 100 lucky money for Chinese New Year, plus more than 40 pocket money at ordinary times. I managed to save more than 160 yuan, so I ran to the store and bought an MP3 player. I must have spent all the money I left.

This is me. Do you want to know me? Do you like making friends with me? Come on, I welcome you.