Northeast Chinese New Year joke video daquan

The child asked: What is courage? Dad: Bluff!

The child asked: What is tenderness? Dad: Bitch!

The child asked: What is honesty? Dad: Bear!

Supplement to several classic jokes

1, my boyfriend's engagement ring was not noticed the night before, which made me very angry. Sitting at home and chatting in the afternoon. I stood up and said, oh, it's so hot. Do you think I should take off my ring?

The maid asked in front of her: Are you pregnant? The maid said she was not married. Do you feel shy? Master taught me to be shy again. I'm pregnant and I'm angry with my husband. Is the maid happy?

3, riding a motorcycle likes to wear anti-clothes, buckle the wind and drink, drive over the side of the road Police: Police A: Serious car accident Police B: Ah, I hit my head on my face. Policeman A: Well, take a deep breath. Let me help you turn the corner. Policeman B: ... Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ...?

4, a car accident on a country road with seven twists and turns, some ghost stories were sent late. The taxi driver saw a white shawl on the roadside and waved to the driver. Drivers dare not block the road. Although Mao Mao believed in ghosts, he saw the driver in the mirror. He found himself frightened and stepped on the brakes. He saw a bloody face. The driver's teeth trembled with fear: car, I tied my shoelaces and suddenly braked, and my nose broke ...?

5. The doctor frowned and said, You are too ill. I am afraid that you will be ill for a long time. Please tell me that I can be cured for a long time. 10 ... The illness is urgent. 10/0, doctor: 198765. ...