Oil spill joke

Miss Ding is my Chinese teacher. He wears a pair of glasses and looks very learned.

My deskmate was infected by Teacher Ding. Looking forward to the arrival of Chinese class every day, always shouting Chinese class, Chinese class. I don't like Chinese class. I have a stomachache in Chinese class. If you have two Chinese classes in a row, your stomach will always hurt. If I take Chinese classes all day, my insides will jump out. Hey, Chinese class is so funny that I will laugh until my stomach hurts. Until the class is over, I will lie prone on my desk, with one hand resting on my head and the other covering my stomach, laughing so hard that I can't breathe. This can't be blamed on Mr. Ding, who is full of jokes. If he doesn't vent, he will laugh at night.

Many girls like Mr. Ding. When class was over, everyone gathered around to watch Mr. Ding and Yu Hai play Go. Watch and shout, come on, Teacher Ding! Come on, Teacher Ding! And I shouted at the side: Teacher Ding is leaking oil, come on! So the whole class was driven by me and shouted together: Teacher Ding is leaking oil! Teacher Ding is leaking oil!

If you want to get A++ in your composition, you must remember to write beautifully. If you write about Mr. Ding, you must remember that Mr. Ding has a handsome ending. For example, after a summer vacation, Mr. Ding is still so handsome, and Mr. Ding especially likes this composition. Teacher Ding's comment: The handwriting is so beautiful that I don't forget to praise my handsome. I'll give you three big plus signs.

This is my Chinese teacher, Miss Ding. I want to learn from him and become a humorous person. I want to tell his jokes to my sister.