Who would give a dancer a monologue? Write it yourself. Say a little more.

To tell the truth, I am lovelorn. Once there was a man who kept saying that he would protect me for life, but he ran away.

Since then, my heart has been empty, empty. Have a new understanding of love.

One day I read a book that only beautiful, plump and wild women attract men. I decided to reflect on myself and be a beautiful, plump, wild and most intriguing sexy woman.

First, gentleness

"A sensitive and gentle woman, regardless of thinking, tone, gestures are more delicate, more infectious. The style of speaking that makes people dance with your thoughts will definitely impress men. "

Sensibility is sensibility. When watching TV, I like to cry, watch Korean dramas, watch Japanese cartoons, and even watch the comedy of Master Xing. When I saw the lollipop broken on the ground, ah. . . . My heart. . . . . Broken bird. . . . . . When it comes to gestures, it will impress men, maybe one word is missing, and hitting men is more in line with the nickname of savage girls.

Second, be good at thinking.

"Although many people are ugly, once they are immersed in the endless Sea of Thinking, their faces will naturally have a lasting appeal. Those expressions that wink, pout or slightly tilt their faces and hold their cheeks are even more charming. "

It is right to be ugly. I have seen women meditate beautifully, so once in a meeting, I deliberately put my elbows on the table, supported my round head in the palms of my hands, pursed my eyes and threw my charming eyes into the unknown distance. As a result, my boss deducted 50 yuan from my monthly salary and punished me for being absent-minded at the meeting. Sweat!

Third, be spontaneous.

"Unless you are born in Leng Yan or lofty, a woman who dares to love, hate, cry and laugh, and is full of passion and enthusiasm for life is a sultry flame."

On second thought, I have met this point best. I think I'm really enthusiastic. When I like a man, I will try my best to get his attention. For example, when he passed by, he deliberately put out his foot and tripped him, and then he began to cry, and then he began to blame me. Or he just greeted me when he was in a good mood on the road, and I would laugh hysterically. I'm really enthusiastic. I'll call him at midnight and ask him, what are you doing? The other party can't stand it. ! ! Sleep! ! ! ! ! ! What happened to you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! When he was very angry, I had to squeeze out a poor sentence: I. . I want to remind you. . . . You can get up and go to the bathroom!

Fourth, self-cultivation

"If you are tolerant, regardless of small things, your generosity is touching. Especially those who have hurt you, it is really good self-restraint for you to let go. If you are not the one who holds her husband's "little tail" tightly, men will like you more. "

I am really cultured and generous. People who hurt me won't be angry anymore. I once imagined that if my husband cheated in the future, I would decide not to hit him, not to scold him, and not to divorce him! I will write on his face with lipstick every morning (of course, it doesn't need to be high-end, just use 3 pieces bought by the roadside), let him wipe it hard in front of the mirror when he is in a hurry to work, and then I will smile and put on my ironed clothes and pants for him. Of course, I tampered with my pants and clothes so that he could open the line when negotiating with the customer (wow, hahaha). I will also put a note on the back of my clothes, using the brightest one. What kind of tea vomits? Add facial cleanser to the dish and make-up water to the watermelon (don't worry, I won't eat it when I lose weight). In fact, I am really cultured, and cranes can't stand it! !

Verb (abbreviation for verb) secret

"According to the research of sexual psychology, women that men like have some abstract elements besides self-confidence, humor, romance, excitement and adventure, among which mystery is another sexy element. Please remember, don't completely satisfy each other's curiosity and keep a sense of mystery. "

I also think that I am fully qualified for this. People ask me, when did you get up today? I replied: guess! My neighbor asked me: When will you pay the water and electricity bill? I replied: guess! Blind date, the other party asked me, how much is your monthly salary? I replied, guess! The boss asked me: Xiaocao, when will your plan be handed over to the customer? The other party has arrived, so I smiled and said to him, guess, guess, guess again! I won't tell you, I won't tell you, I won't tell you! ! !

Sixth, small moves

"In all kinds of body language, casual self-touching is the most charming little gesture. Inadvertently biting your fingers, holding your chin, inadvertently pulling your hair back, gently holding your face with your hands, shrugging your shoulders when you are helpless, stroking your shoulders or neck with your hands crossed, and reaching into your sweater are all charming little moves. "

I did it. I really did it. I did it at home, in the supermarket, on the bus, in front of the cinema, in the square, anywhere I could think of, and in crowded places. As a result, they said that I-you are Sister Furong's second! Wow, 555555

Seven, know some art.

"People who point out the art of calligraphy and sing and play musical instruments will always reveal a sensuality and tenderness mixed with sexiness, and this idea is actually more attractive than sexiness."

I know! I studied calligraphy, art, piano, music and painting! But the calligraphy teacher said that my handwriting was better than that of earthworm. The art teacher said that my painting can be compared with his daughter in the third grade of primary school. The piano teacher said that my fingers were too short and fat, so I pressed two keys at the same time by pressing an octave. The music teacher said that if I went to Super Girl, I would be hundreds of times more popular than the red leader's sister. The calligraphy teacher praised me. He said that you are the most messy, careless and unique student. What's the word you just wrote? I'm sorry, it's really hard for a teacher to tell. After reading it for a long time, I replied, teacher, I can't see it either, but I remember that I wrote English words, not Chinese characters, but CHINAREN!

Eight, sunshine skin color

"The skin color of muscle wins snow is as fresh and tender as a freshly ripe peach on the tree, which makes people covet, but the skin color of the sun with a fit figure is not a sexy one."

I'm white. In order to develop myself into a popular and healthy wheat complexion, I go to the sun every day and give away all the sunscreen I bought. I put all my hats at the bottom of the box, basking in the sun and moonlight at night, and finally turned into a different color thing. The place where clothes are worn is white, the place where clothes are not worn is black, the place where watches are worn is white, and the place where watches are not worn is black. You can see what to wear when you take a shower.

Nine, sexy dress

"The sense of dress can fully express the beauty of women and fully meet the visual needs of men. If you wear a pair of jeans, you can show an uninhibited and independent image; Sandals and high heels have always been a weapon for women to make their legs sexy. " I never wear a suspender skirt, because I am fat, I think, what's wrong with fat MM? I also want to be sexy. I'm wearing a suspender with white tassels, which is full of femininity, that is, I can see the looming breasts by gently lowering my head. I also wear a pair of Korean ultra-short cute summer pants, and I drag sandals to the streets. Many people really look at me on the road. I finally succeeded! Finally, I heard a man look at me for a long time and turn to another man and say, I really don't understand women now. They are still in poor shape and can't tell sexy from lewd. Cry wildly

X. fragrance

"Strange, a certain degree of body odor often constitutes a masculine or feminine taste, which makes people feel sexy. Men's tastes are also very sensitive. If you are always fragrant, you will definitely cause endless thoughts of others. "

I haven't used perfume before, so there is no so-called femininity. Later, a beautiful woman pointed out that you should use some perfume. In that case, you will give an impression. I chose several brands of perfume that everyone praised, which was a little expensive, but in order to be a woman who was concerned by men, I put up with it! The big deal is not to eat ice cream chips. I sprayed all these perfumes on my body, and then all my colleagues in the office ran away that afternoon!

In fact, these points can really inspire "phenyl ethylamine" and make your love and life more perfect. I did it, too. I don't know why I still can't find anyone to pinch.

And if I can, I just want to be a simple self, that is, a woman wearing a very ordinary T-shirt with a ponytail and holding a cone on the street. Not beautiful, plump and wild, crying when watching TV. After crying, I will tell myself a joke. A woman who is not good at dressing up is easy to raise. Maybe her cooking is not very delicious, but she can squeeze into the vegetable market for her beloved. A woman who has no lofty aspirations but is full of life feelings, a woman who tries to make her parents and her small family live better, wants to get off work, cook well and wait.

Such a woman, a man is willing to care for her, and will not suddenly run away without saying a word, happy, ordinary, accompanied?