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Ten jokes: running around with1100,000 things every day, really worrying about yourself …

Running around with100000 things every day is really worrying about myself …

1, watching the news said:

A man accidentally cut off an egg during the operation.

The hospital lost 5 million.

The thought of us running around with 654.38+00 billion things every day,

Really sweat for yourself. ...

In the third grade of primary school, I bullied my deskmate until her father came to give her an umbrella.

Look at her dad's bald tattoo. He looks sensual!

I asked her, "What does your father do?" She said drug trafficking!

Never bully her again!

Until one day, I saw her father selling rat poison in the street. . .

A friend whom I haven't contacted for two months actually sent me a good morning.

I quickly replied, "Hey, why did you get up so early today?"

The other party replied: "Didn't you see my circle of friends? I am playing in Japan! "

For such a peer-to-peer show-off friend, I had to do my trick: "Great! Help me buy it! "

4, my husband caught a cold, everything went to my side, and there was a feeling that he wouldn't stop until he was infected! I gave him a white look and said, are you okay with infecting me? He smiled and said nothing. Finally, with his efforts, I caught a cold! He leaned in with a wry smile and said, honey, I think those boxes of cold medicine are about to expire. I can't finish them by myself. Now that you have a cold, you can finish them. After all, you have a big appetite. I ...

The girl was born in an ordinary village, and her academic performance was excellent. She is the only child in the village who has been admitted to the university, but because of family difficulties, she can't afford the tuition. Finally, with the help of the whole village, she paid the tuition ... The girl went to college, scrimped and saved, and only ate one meal a day, from the original 150 kg to 90 kg. She also works in her spare time, subsidizes living expenses and sends extra money. Finally, I went abroad for further study ... This inspirational story tells us that compared with this girl, our conditions are many times better, and there is no reason to lose weight unsuccessfully!