What are some serious sand sculpture jokes?

1, watching the news today, a person stayed up late and died suddenly, which scared me to death. Fortunately, I am a woman.

Please don't send messages to me, or my love phone will come as soon as it rings.

I used to pursue love when I was sick, but now I like money when I am well.

I used to be embarrassed to take selfies, but now it's different. Now I have a thick skin.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? Do you want to live carefree? Why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

6. I am a very self-disciplined person. Now that you have said that you want to lose weight, you must say it every day.

7. My method of losing weight is very simple, just two words: make a wish.