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Servant joke
The man said to the traffic police: I didn't drink, just a little beer.
The traffic police said: beer is not wine.
The man asked: Is that soy sauce oil? Three people brag:
A: "I gave it to a friend. Diving is very powerful. I can dive 10 minutes! "
B: "that's nothing. I've given my friends an hour to sneak in!" " "
C: "Hey, I'm only good at giving it to relatives. I went into the water last year and haven't come up this year! "
The embarrassment of going to the toilet: there is no paper when you pull it; Again, there is no water; Once again, there is water not rushing down; Once again, it's over. Some water washed down, but it floated up again. ....
Theory of Three Represents theory
An American, a Frenchman and a Beijinger.
Three people were trapped in the desert together.
Walking in the desert, three people found a bottle at the same time.
So everyone rushed to run over. A man unscrewed the bottle cap and a god appeared in an instant. He said to him, "You three saved me, to thank you. I can satisfy your three wishes. "
The American grabbed his head and said, "I am the boss. Let me say first, I want100000 dollars. " He got the money immediately. So he said happily, "Then give me another million!" " God realized his second wish. Say to him, "Now you can say your third wish." Send me back to America! "Stop! The Americans are gone!
Furthermore, the French said, "Dear God, please give me a beautiful woman!" While speaking, beautiful women fell from the sky. He quickly said, "Then please reward me with another beauty!" " "The French side suddenly two more beautiful women. He said his third wish: "God! Please send us back to France. "When, it's all over.
Only Peking man was left. He said to God, "I just want a bottle of Erguotou." Just then, a bottle of Erguotou appeared in his hand. He picked it up and drank it with a thud, feeling particularly cool. He said to God, "Then have another bottle!" He continued to drink after he got it, and he was a little dizzy. God said, "I can still satisfy your last wish." Go! " ""I don't think it's interesting for me to drink alone. Call those two back! "
So Americans and French returned to the desert.
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