Jokes about wrongly written Chinese characters (Relax with a smile｜A collection of jokes about wrongly written Chinese characters)

Let’s laugh easily | A collection of jokes about typos

The first one: A collection of jokes about typos

1. A certain student likes to write typos and always writes “break” as “drink” .

In one of his diaries, he wrote, "The squad leader ordered us to carry the dung, and everyone worked very hard. No one dared to drink. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the squad leader's back." Teacher Commentary : You can finish it. No need to drink secretly.

2. Typos and teacher comments

On New Year's Day, our family went to the History Museum to visit the "Ice Toilet"...

Teacher Comment: Is there such a thing? I want to go too! (Terracotta Warriors and Horses)

3. After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "remains", we gathered at the school and took a bus to Kenting for our graduation trip.

Teacher comment: I don’t know which funeral home your home is from ? The teacher never knew... (Appearance)

4. My left eyelid kept twitching last night, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today. Teacher comment: My child, are you that old already? (bad omen)

5. The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer...

Teacher comment: Just one word difference, and people who raise oysters will turn around! Should I start raising oysters soon? You will make a lot of money... (causing cancer)

6. Last night my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two burgers, "chicken nuggets and one poop"...

Teacher review: Is it delicious? Chicken poop? (One serving of chicken nuggets)

7. When I was preparing to go shopping on Sunday, I accidentally pinched my "anus" in a hurry. What a bad luck

Teacher comment: The teacher is very curious── Who has such a big anus...? (Steel door)

8. After visiting the flower market, I spent money to buy "Mean Man" and planned to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher comment: Pronounce it correctly, "Glade" will make you cry...

9. My history teacher has long hair shawl, short stature, bad temper, and a little "breast"...

Teacher comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, please tighten your skin." A little." (fierce)

10. I think I am a good student who is both good at studying and "worrying"...

Teacher comment: It's time for you to worry about failing the grade. (Excellent)

11. On the "rough and bumpy" road of life, we must keep a firm direction...

Teacher comment: This road can reach the ninth wonder after the Terracotta Warriors and Horses, the eight wonders of the world.

12. Uncle Chen, who has lived next door to our house since he was a child, doesn’t know why the strong and charming smell of Chinese medicine from the cooking of braised beef comes from the kitchen at the back of the third floor of his house for some reason...

Teacher Comment: Please read this sentence to me in one breath tomorrow, without taking a breath.

13. Those who eat food are heroes, and the fittest survive.

Teacher’s comment: Good teeth mean good appetite. Picking the fat and thin is not the way to maintain good health. (Knowing current affairs)

14. Qu Yuan, who was exiled, never forgot to serve his country. In the end, because he had no way to serve his country, he kissed himself in the Wujiang River.

Teacher comment: I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong! (Suicide)

15. In the morning of 2060, the Jiuquan Space Device Launch Base in Gansu...

Teacher comment: Jiuquan was built by King Yama! (Jiuquan)

There was a middle school student who always liked to write typos.

During the summer vacation, he went to the countryside to experience life and lived in the house of his landlord, who cared about him very much.

One day he wrote a letter to his parents: "Mom and Dad, I am now living in the house of the landlord, Big Wolf. I live with Big Big Wolf. She bites me awake every morning..." His parents were shocked after reading his letter. They lost their composure and hurriedly shouted: "Save my son, he is with wolves every day..."

The couple's shouts alerted the neighbors, who gathered around and talked all over them. They asked about the situation, scrambled to read the letter, and after reading the letter, gave them some advice. Some said: "Why don't you go to the place where your son lives and fight the big bad wolf!" Some said: "Call the police and let the police help you rescue your son." Others said: "Go and ask our town to help you save your son." Go get that old hunter, I heard he is the best at catching wolves..." Finally, the couple called the police.

The police read the letter written by the child and acted immediately, taking the couple to the place where the child lived.

Finally, when they arrived, what they saw was not the critical situation they imagined, but a good scene of people living and working in peace and contentment. After asking many people and struggling all afternoon, they finally found their son.

When the police saw that nearly twenty-four hours had been wasted, they almost detained the couple for "reporting a false case." After the police left, the middle school student's father gave him a harsh speech.

Alas, we can’t imitate this middle school student, we must be more careful!