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What was it like for your mother to give herself a very perfunctory name?

One time during self-study, I saw the girl in front of me was very beautiful. That day she was wearing a pink suspender belt and a denim skirt underneath. She had fair skin and the evening sun shone on her body. I The whole person was intoxicated.

Although I don’t know her name, her image is engraved in my mind that day.

During a major class, I found this girl sitting in the first row of the classroom, and then poked her deskmate and asked, "Do you know the name of that so-and-so?"

At this time, the teacher It was said that there was a quiz in class, and everyone started to read the paper. I was unwilling to continue to ask my deskmate, and my deskmate said, "Zero all."

Then I marked all the exam papers with zeros.

After class, I continued to ask my deskmate. Didn’t my deskmate say I won’t tell you? It's called "Quan Hua Ling"

I... (Messy in the wind)

Later the girl became my girlfriend, and I asked her why she had this name?

She collapsed and said, "Originally, my mother named me Quan Hualing, which means as beautiful as a flower and smart. But when I changed my account page, I became Quan Hua Ling." It is life...

I burst into tears...

The name is to follow my life! Do not use names that have homophonic sounds or have obviously bad meanings.

It is easy to be nicknamed by classmates, which will greatly affect the child's self-esteem, leading to low self-confidence and low self-esteem. We should not pursue individuality too much and deliberately use very uncoordinated word combinations!

My name is okay, but I have a friend named Su Fei, who is also a boy! Sophie, it’s hard to associate with this brand of sanitary napkins.

Every time when the teacher calls his name shortly after school starts, it’s always hilarious when he is called. But after a long time, we all got used to it, but this nickname must have stayed.

1. When others call you, you should feel helpless.

There is a person in our village whose name has made me laugh since Kaname:

That person’s name is Shimi. The key is that his last name is "Wu".

Together they are “pragmatic and pragmatic”. So much so that his friends call him "softie". They only call him by his name properly when he is older, but they don't dare to call him in succession.

Well, there is another person named Mei, named Mei Youlai. In fact, the name is considered normal, but when read together, it always feels weird.

2. When it comes to names, you really have no choice.

But when it comes to names, you can choose something that is not so outstanding.

Again, I would like to appeal to those parents who have outstanding names.

Could you please be less casual?

I can’t afford to be hurt. Ha ha.

When I was very young, I had just learned to walk. I didn’t know my name at that time...

Later I had a younger sister. I just had a memory of my mother holding my sister and wiping my butt. Not long after I had my sister, my house was demolished. I vaguely remember that day, my grandma sat under the big tree at the door and cried. My grandpa and grandma were stopped by several people, and there were several people in my house. Someone was wielding a sledgehammer and smashing the windows...

Later my home was gone, and we moved to a big yard in the town and started living here. There were several families in the yard, and *** used a There is only one water pipe, only one toilet is used, everyone eats in the canteen, and boils water in the boiler room. Later, my dad built a few boards in the corner of the compound and made a small kitchen. If I hadn't set off firecrackers to light it, maybe it could have been used for a few more days.

The children in the yard all call me Brother Feng, and the adults call me Xiaofeng!

We run around every day. Sometimes we go to the East Courtyard to hide and seek, sometimes we go to the West Courtyard to pick up cotton (people often bring cotton to remove seeds, and we pick up the ones that float out), and sometimes we go to the North Courtyard. I would tell stories to the old man who collects rags, and sometimes I would go to the south courtyard to play the Overlord game with my salesman brother... If my brother hadn't been transferred away, maybe I could become a game anchor now.

Adults still call me Xiaofeng, and my friends still call me Brother Feng!

Every time when farming is busy, the yard is filled with sickles, brooms, hoes, chemical fertilizers, cotton, corn and wheat seeds, etc. If adults hadn’t discovered that we were soaking the seeds with chemical fertilizers. , maybe they won’t drive us to play in the West Courtyard.

In the west courtyard, you can catch snails, cicadas, pick flowers, and play with mud. There are holes in some ground, pour water in, and bumblebees will come out, which is very magical. Later, after one of our friends was stung, the adults stopped us from filling the hole with water.

Later, we discovered the New World. There was a door with a relatively large crack, and we could get in. There were many things inside, including small picture books. We would sneak a few out to read!

Then one day, a few people came and said a few words to my dad. My dad asked me how many books I had taken, and then I didn’t know anymore...

My dad first sold pesticides in front of the house, but then he stopped selling pesticides and started selling wood and fertilizers in the North Courtyard...

My friends still call me Brother Feng, and adults still call me. Xiaofeng.

Later I went to school. We didn’t go to Yuhong Class, maybe we did, but unfortunately I can’t remember...

The first day of primary school in the first grade At the same time, the teacher called out names, which was quite amazing. Xiao Pengpeng, the classmate at the same table, was named Yang Xipeng, Goudan next door was named Yang Xide, and the second black guy behind was named Yang Xiaojun. There were many similar situations, which was quite interesting!

Later, the teacher read someone's name, but no one answered. She read "Yang Jiaofeng".

I am still laughing, who is so stupid, why not call it epilepsy?

Later, the teacher kept staring at me. I looked at my clothes and saw that they were not on, so I straightened my back.

The teacher shouted "Yang Jiaofeng" again!

I'm still wondering, who is this?

The teacher finally looked at me with sharp eyes: "I'm calling you!"

I was confused, wasn't my name Yang Xiaofeng?

Especially Erhei, he laughed so much that he bent over...

Later, I heard that my father had gone to the police station...

Many years later, Only then did I realize that when I applied for household registration, I didn’t know whether the registrant had checked into my house, was deliberately deaf, or was my dad’s Mandarin speaking not good, so why did he insist on registering Yang Xiaofeng as Yang Jiaofeng!

Tell me, where should we go to reason?

A name is a person’s pronoun, which is followed for a lifetime. I think it’s better to be cautious and think carefully about the name.

If it is too casual, it will cause unnecessary trouble to the children.

Some of my students are named "Lei Laoda" and "Yang Lao Er". This is my personal experience, let me tell you about this experience.

At that time, I was very surprised when my child came to register and gave his name. The first feeling is that my parents are too casual. Even uneducated parents would not choose such a name. It is only suitable for nicknames, or nicknames.

Then, a series of jokes really happened. My classmate laughed loudly when I called him by his name after class. I have also observed these two children. The eldest one goes crazy every time he sees others making fun of him, and there are often frictions or fights. As for the second child, he is quiet and timid, so he silently endured the laughter of others. Over time, he became more silent than when he first arrived, and rarely interacted with his classmates.

Look, names still have a great impact on children. On the surface, it just sounds good or not, but in fact it is closely related to the sound of the child.

Just like how we usually interact with friends, when the other person reports their name, you are likely to be interested in it because you have a good impression of the name, and you are more willing to get close to it.

So, as parents, when naming your children, in addition to asking for a meaningful name, you also need to be easy to remember. Be careful not to fall into a trap, mainly including: 1. Don’t make the strokes too complicated 2. Pay attention to homophones, such as Yujie, the shampoo brand has “Yujie”, which is easy for people to make a joke 3. Don’t have the chance of having the same name Too high. For example, a classmate's name is "Yuchen". He said there are 4 names like this in a class of 50 people. He hates this feeling.

In short, your name is as important as your business card. Names need to be chosen with care.

There is a kind of sadness called I will be with you forever, such as the name

I used to like to listen to stories from the Republic of China, because of their character, and because people of that era were full of heritage, and Full of family members' hopes for them, such as Shuren and Runzhi, every time at this time I always ask the elders, hoping that my name can be said clearly, but it is always a slight smile, full of mystery. , so I felt that my own name must have a profound meaning, even though I was very young at the time

Later, when I grew up, I did feel that my name had a profound meaning, and could even represent an era and a lot of things. You are the kind of person who can turn around a hundred and eighty people just by shouting, haha