Begging for a funny joke ..

A motorcyclist likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived, ...

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around.

Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing. ......

By the way, what does this joke mean?

The story goes something like this: three bats are together,

The first one took a sip and finished it.

Smiled at the other two, and the second said, what is this?

With that, he picked up a drink with lemon and finished it.

He smiled at the other two, and the third only said what it was.

Take a cup, drink it,

The other two were speechless,

What does this mean?

It is said that this joke and another little girl's joke about picking mushrooms were rated as the ten most obscure jokes in the world.

I understand the little girl's joke, but what does it mean?

Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: Robot cat

Why: Because he can't see his fingers.

Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

A: It's still a robot cat

Why: Because he always reaches out his round hand to people!

1, a girl said to a boy, "There is a boy in our class who is shy and blushes at the sight of a girl."

The boy smiled and said, "I'm shy, too. I saw the pretty girl's face turned white. "

The girl said, "You smelly rascal."

I heard that a staircase in the D area of our school often has red liquid polluting the floor.

Another GG: that's nothing. When they like "this", they often leave a dark red one at the door of the third canteen!

(The most secret signature document of BBS in colleges and universities in the second half of 2005)

3, the most hidden id of the cat flutter: Brother Zhao asked you to do something for me.

Do you understand?

Manager Huang was having an affair with Miss B. One day Miss B gave Manager Huang a photo of a dead sheep under two pigeons. Manager Huang's secretary couldn't understand it and gave it to the manager. As a result, manager Huang laughed ...

6. Men's favorite day: 65438+1 October 3 1 most annoying day: 65438+February1.

Answer: 1, the blood on the face rushed down, so it was white.

2. Ketchup in the canteen

3. Read backwards. 10: 30 I'll help you take off your bra. Name ID on MOP.

4. Brother, it itches to death below (pigeon, the sheep below is dead)

Not to chase girls, why don't we have some funny jokes? I've heard many of them below.