Ask a little joke

The man said to the prisoner, why did you put me in a cell?

The man said to the sword, when will Xiao climb on my head?

I am too fat and need to lose weight.

He said to crooked, why did you put on such a hat for me?

My husband said to the sky: I finally look forward to the day when I get ahead.

Brother said to him: it's not like a man to wear a pair of braids.

The ruler said to Ruyi: The result came out, and they were pregnant with twins.

The man said to the slave, haven't you done conjoined separation yet?

The king said to God, be careful not to shoot birds with a gun.

The towel said to the coin, wearing a doctor hat is worth a hundred times.

The door said to him, when was the cat's eye installed?

Didn't say at the end: "You are great with a big hat?"

Finally, he said, "I didn't see you climb up after sharpening your head."

Dai said to Fava, "Who are you scaring with a foreign knife?"

Vader said to Dai, "Throw away all your belts.