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Who told me some jokes about the Japanese in China and the United States?

One day, an China, an American and a Japanese went to the desert and they met a god. Then God said, "I can grant you three wishes." Americans first say, "I want a lot of food, then I want more food, and then I go back to America." At this time, the Americans disappeared. The Japanese said, "I want a lot of gold, then I want more gold and send me back to Japan." The Japanese are gone again. China people said, "I want a bottle of milk, another bottle of milk, and then bring them back to me." Suddenly, two people came back. They went to another place and saw a man say, "I can satisfy your two wishes." The American said, "I want to eat, and then send me back to America." Americans have disappeared again. The Japanese said, "I want gold and send me back to Japan." The Japanese also disappeared. China people said, "I want a bottle of milk and bring them back to me." The three of them are together again. They finally arrived and met someone. The man said, "whoever can stand my spanking with a board and use props, I will send him back." The American came first, and he asked for a 10 cushion. Then the man spanked the American with a board, and the American gave up. The Japanese asked for some mattresses, and the man beat the Japanese ass red. China people said, "I want to put the Japanese on my ass." As a result, the man spanked the Japanese, but the China's ass didn't hurt at all. He passed the test and returned to China, while the two continued to wander. This story is a little more than that one, but China people are really awesome. ...