English humorous joke novels

long life

A man is selling medicine in the market. At first, he sold drugs for treating colds at a price of 1 USD per bottle.

Many people wanted to buy it, and the man's young assistant quickly passed through the crowd, collecting money and distributing cold medicine.

Then, when he had a large group of people, the man held up a very small bottle.

? Now, ladies and gentlemen? He shouted. ? This is the medicine you have been waiting for. A cure for aging. Just drink one bottle of this and you will live forever. ?

? Ladies and gentlemen. The man continued,? I won't charge you $100 a bottle of this magic medicine. I'm not going to charge you fifty dollars a bottle. I won't charge you $25 a bottle. No, ladies and gentlemen, I only charge you 10 dollars for a bottle. Think about it, my friend. You can live forever for ten dollars. ?

Most people in the crowd don't believe this.

A man shouted,? If it can make you live forever, why don't you drink it?

Then another person cried. Yes, you look at least 60 years old. ?

? Thank you, sir. Thank you. The man replied,? I'm glad you said that. My real age is 329. ?

The crowd laughed at this, but some people still wanted to believe this man. One of them spoke to the man's assistant as she passed by. ? Is it true?/You don't say. He asked? He's 329 years old?

? Don't ask me. The assistant said, I only worked for him 150 years. ?

later ages/time

A man sells medicine in the market. At first, he sold a bottle of cold medicine for a dollar.

Many people want to buy medicine, and that man's young assistant rushes through the crowd, collecting money and handing medicine.

Then when the crowd grew more and more, the man held up a small bottle.

? Listen, ladies and gentlemen? The man shouted,? This is the medicine you've always wanted.

Drugs to eliminate aging. You can live forever by eating only one bottle. ?

? Ladies and gentlemen, the man went on. I won't sell a bottle of this magical medicine 100. I'm not going to sell a bottle for 50 dollars, and I'm not going to sell a bottle for 25 dollars. I'm only going to sell one bottle 10 dollars. My friends, think about it. You can live forever for only 10 dollars. ?

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