Are there any jokes about stones?

After I left my hometown that year, the villagers never drank water again. ? As soon as I arrived at the new school, I mingled with my new classmates and was sent to have five stitches. ? I chased the beauty queen for a month and finally took her down. After falling in love with the goddess that day, people fished us out on the third day. Last night, dream of eating Mapo tofu was chased ten miles by Mapo with a knife. It turns out that I have been kept in the dark by my parents, which makes me suffocate. ? Knowing the truth of the matter, the stone in my heart finally fell to the ground and hit my foot. After quarreling with my parents that day, I rushed out of the door in anger. As a result, my mother chased me ten blocks. Is it not just a door? I often surf the Internet behind my parents' backs. To tell the truth, it's quite heavy. Two colleagues who work opposite me are always flirting with each other and their faces are cramped. I have a friend who has no money now. Fortunately, with my help, he quickly adapted to the life without money.