One or two jokes, the less the better.

1, the goddess who has been chasing for a long time finally promised me, saying that she is very simple and has never seen her with other boys.

I was coaxed and cheated, finally went to bed and took off my pants excitedly.

Suddenly! She said: Why do you men love to wear underwear of this color! !

My buddy walked up to me without saying a word, suddenly patted me on the shoulder and shouted, "My wife is pregnant."

My legs were weak, so I plopped down on my knees and said with a trembling voice, "It's none of my business. Is sister-in-law she ... "

The method of changing into a tortoise in one second