Humorous sentence signatures to tease girls

Some people like your character, some people like your life, but I am different, I like your funny and humorous signature. I have carefully collected the signatures of humorous sentences that make fun of girls for everyone to enjoy and learn! Selected signatures of humorous sentences that make fun of girls

1. I am not a casual person, and I am not a human being when I am casual.

2. The person burning incense may not be a monk, but a panda!

3. Let others smell your farts!

4. The one who can't control it is the son, and the one who can't control it is the daughter.

5. Having breasts does not necessarily mean you are a mother, but having money must mean you are a father!

6. After calculating the increase in wages and then calculating the amount of pork, you will find that you are not even a pig. Worse than anything else!

7. In four years of college, no girl has ever asked me for directions. Today, I drove my BMW back to my alma mater to run some errands, and within a short time, five girls came to ask for directions?

　8. The jokes he told were so funny that everyone had to watch a tragedy to calm down a little.

9. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that cannot be dug down?

10. The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird catches the worm!

11. Stars can become more famous if they take off a little more, but I was arrested even though I took all my clothes off!

12. Your mother gave you a bone when you were a child, at least you still have one. The dog plays with you!

13. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

14. Finally found that I have a habit, if depravity can be considered a habit.

15. Shamelessness is also a quality! Missing is a kind of madness!

16. Sometimes you will feel very happy if you are silent in life, but if you are silent in life, it will be miserable. ?

17. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

18. Why I haven’t died yet, it’s because I’m waiting to die! Why I kill people and set fires, it’s because I want to die!

19. When I see a dime, Is there any need for pain? Just throw it to the begging buddy next to you and let him be depressed?

20. Sometimes, except for lies that are true, everything else is false! Popular humorous sentence signatures for teasing girls Chapter

1. A charming woman is a lighter, and a woman who doesn’t understand the charming is a fire extinguisher.

2. You must look more carefully when looking for a partner now, because there are too many people who are neither men nor women!

3. If you plant grass so that no one can lay it down, it is better to plant it instead. Cactus!

4. I am a little short-sighted, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!

5. The difference between people and pigs is: pigs are always pigs , and sometimes people are not people!

6. As long as people are separated, no matter how familiar they are, they will gradually become alienated.

7. I went to a pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me if I wanted it cut into pieces or chunks? I thought about it and said: Let’s stick to chunks! I can’t finish the chunks!

8. When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.

9. The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to get more sleep reasonably!

10. Time is for wandering, body It is for loving each other, life is for forgetting, and the soul is for singing. Classic signature humorous sentences to tease girls

1. There is only one reason to move forward, but a hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons all day long to prove that they are not cowards, but never use one reason to prove that they are a warrior.

2. When you think about the unification of the motherland, you can’t help but want to smoke?

3. After two days of rest on the weekend, everyone is very tired now?

4. When the leader values ??you, that is when the leader takes advantage of you! But I am so eager to be used by the leader!

5. Give me your bank account number, can I pay you back now? Receive this A text message, I was so moved at the time.

6. How did he die? He didn’t die of poverty.

7. A woman who says she is smart has a lower chance of being dated than a terrorist hijacking.

8. Don’t worry about what’s in the pot while eating from the bowl. Eat directly from the pot and save worry.

9. You join a foreign company and I will work as a worker, because that day is the day when the invigilator has a lot of work? - Sitting in front of me, I can’t move! Damn it!

10. My ID is Fake, please don’t believe that I am a liar.

11. For me, living itself is already a compromise with God.

12. I am the Deputy Minister of Commissary of the People's Republic of China!

13. Everyone has a dark side. If you say that you are very innocent, then I can only say , you are not human!

14. We seem to have entered an era where love can only be proven by giving money.

15. If the sky falls, you hold it up, and I will cushion it!

16. I just registered a user name on a website named "Dad", and he sent me a I was dumbfounded when I first saw the email. It said: Hello, Dad, your username has been successfully registered!

17. I won’t bend down when money falls from the sky, because there is money in the sky. The cake won't fall, let alone the money.

18. Although the famous flower has its owner, I am here to loosen the soil.

19. Two mandarin ducks share the same destiny, and a pair of butterflies are pitiful creatures.