Luoyang dialect joke

When I was in the army, I once asked a comrade-in-arms in Northeast China: Do you know the second-born belly (called naked belly in Luoyang dialect)? He said: Is the second stomach delicious? I was dizzy with laughter.

There are two small places on the fork of the tree, said the mother class. Let it go according to people, respect others and dry my hair. ?

The male class said:? Look at your poor appearance. It's a mess at work. If you don't stop pulling, you will be naked. In what way will you live in a roundabout way! ?

A female pig fell into the toilet and said in a hurry, My God (Niya), how did you fall here?

A person is eating hot fried dough sticks just out of the pot ... bite them down ... and then quickly say: Burn the fucking X. ...

When I first started working, I went to Luanchuan for a few days, and then I went home with my classmates. My sister Cao Qing rode to the side of the road, then took a bus to the village to cut meat, and it took more than two minutes to go back and forth (the boss cut in line and came back). During the dinner, my classmate's father asked me: Did you come from Luoyang with a wooden backpack on your back? Sorry, I quickly said: wooden backpack, wooden backpack, take the bag in one second. ? I think it's really wrong to watch the old man come empty-handed with things every second.

I have a colleague from Henan. Now I live in Baoji, Shaanxi. His father opened a restaurant, and because of his good business, he hired two local boys. Before opening the door one morning, he saw a basin of dirty water in front of the counter and said it was authentic. He called the boy in Henan dialect: Xiao Wu, dump this water? I didn't expect Xiao Wu to twist his head and pretend not to hear. The old man was a little angry and raised his voice to say? Xiao Wu, can you dump this water? . Xiao Wu gave the boss a timid look and said? Are you hungry? Are you hungry?

On the first day of senior one, I asked a new classmate if he had reported for duty. She said, "light!" Asked if she had eaten, she also said, "light!" " I think this classmate is so rude that she speaks with a thorn. I don't like talking to her in the future. Later, I learned that people said? "Light" is a definite problem!

My friend is from Fujian and works in a military hospital in Xi 'an. Once, the unit organized a medical team to carry out medical services in a remote rural area in northern Shaanxi. An old man came to see a doctor and said to my friend, Uh, she's hurt. ?

Nonsense, nonsense, yo, you're pregnant. Children with red bellies went to keep warm, and two acres of small watermelons were planted on the coal fire platform. They picked them up and put them in their trouser pockets. The blind man saw them, and the lame man caught them, without arms or legs. He picked willow branches from mulberry trees and was covered in blood.

I heard this from a friend. I don't know.

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