A cold joke about the weather

1. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it's so cold that I'm going crazy.

There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

3. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

5. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

6. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

7. Winter is the most rogue and always likes to freeze my hands and feet. 、

8. When the weather is cold, I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend, and I am even more awesome: I am not cold! ! !

9. Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

10. Cold is just one word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use snot instead.

Tell an interesting story about the cold weather: it's as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

1 1. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my winter hand warmer. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...

12. When you are alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say that she is cold.

13. I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. It was not until I was frozen into a dog today that I realized that the beautiful promise was because I was too young.

14. Winter scenery * In winter, a thin layer of white snow, like a huge soft wool felt, covered and picked on this vast wasteland, shining with cold silver light.

15. whoosh-",the wind roared, the trees shook in the wind, and the branches lashed like wild whips in the air.

16. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

17. If you want to run naked in summer, how many clothes you wear in winter is like streaking.

18. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

19. It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."

20. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won't break the internet, and endless snacks. If these are not enough, can you give me one?