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Personality signature of poking fun at Macey's sentence

First, I am a pure man, and I have no fiction at all. If you have any questions, try it on the spot!

Second, some people call me ugly. I feel sad and sorry for him. I went blind at a young age.

I will only remember those who have always loved me and hurt me?

Fourth, I have never lacked love. What I lack is money.

Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard just to help Xueba get to the bottom of it.

Six, seabirds and fish fall in love, just by accident. Our differences have always existed.

Seven, for Russia, the happiest thing is that two people go shopping hand in hand.

If you fall in love with someone else, please don't tell me, I'm not as brave as you think.

Nine, stupid or not, mainly depends on whether you can be stupid.

Ten, read more than ten years of books, think of it or kindergarten is better!

I admire myself very much, and sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

Twelve, others are pretending to be serious, and I have to pretend not to be serious.

Thirteen, I didn't believe it, so I tried it. Damn it, I went to heaven.

Fourteen, the sound of cicadas in summer is like: diaosi ~ ~ diaosi ~ ~ diaosi ~ ~ diaosi ~ ~ diaosi ~ ~

15. Don't trust others to speak ill of your friends. If so, what kind of friends are you?

Sixteen, you scold you continue to scold when you scold enough tell me I'll go to bed first!

17. Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

Eighteen, the future road, you have to walk alone, and I, by car.

Nineteen, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

Twenty, listen to your words and learn from saints.

Twenty-one, I always feel that when I am alone, girls say that coldness is a rogue behavior.

Twenty-two, don't try to teach pigs to sing, not only without results, but also make pigs unhappy!

Twenty-three, only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

Twenty-four, take the bus to work, and smell the leek buns as soon as you get on the bus. I looked around and saw a man eating delicious food there. I am very angry. I really don't have any public morality. Soon, the man put the steamed stuffed bun back in his bag and came over and said, brother, let's all take a step back. I don't eat steamed buns, so put on your shoes.

Twenty-five, don't try to teach pigs to sing, not only without results, but also make pigs unhappy!

Twenty-six, it is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda!

Twenty-seven, you two should go. I want to take a taxi anyway.

Twenty-eight, a friend called for help and said that his pp was caught in the toilet. At that time, I was directly confused.

Twenty-nine, the sky didn't fall on my head, so why bother, tired bones and muscles, hungry body and hungry skin!

Thirty years old, I woke up this morning, and I thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!

The college entrance examination is over, let's elope together. . .

Qq Personalized Signature Funny Model

1, I suggest you know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

2. The early bird has breakfast and the late bird has dinner.

3. Why do some people talk about love all day, and some people are happy without saying anything!

I am not a lady, let alone elegant. I just want to live freely.

The master's degree now is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. You can't eat if you are uncomfortable!

Take care of his short hair and picky belly for me.

7, Xiao Zhuma, I am your childhood sweetheart!

8. All the people I like are on the hard disk.

9. The biggest difference between animals and livestock is that one is domestic and the other is wild.

10, is it agreed to be each other's shit!

1 1. Cats and mice are only cheating.

12, I really hate sluts, do you have them around?

13, excuse me, miss, would you please take your chest out of my hand?

14, Buddha said: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: Without an edge, where is the shore?

15, heard my dog talk and curse.

16, this handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

17. Since we installed a clock at the back of the classroom, our turn-back rate has been very high.

18, I am online and you are offline. Why didn't you die while I was alive?

19, once in a while, a silent life will feel great, and a silent life will be miserable.

20. When you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

2 1, a boy was killed by an ogre, and the heartless murderer forgot to put onions.

22. I really want to point to my heart and proudly say to you: there is a substitution here.

23. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

24. I am a flower on the cliff, and no one sees me or praises me.

25, happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the people who listened didn't understand.

26. What do we want besides creating human beings on such a night?

27. There is a kind of pain called the preview of the next episode, and there is a kind of despair called waiting for another week.

28. Don't call it a light bulb in the future. Call it the brightest star in the night sky.

29, see me unhappy, have the ability to hit me, have no ability to shut up and fuck off.

30. Hacker, my QQ has no Q coins and no photos. Please leave me alone!

3 1, how do you care about me? Do your best.

32. I think summer is fine. At least some mosquitoes like me.

33, but you don't understand me, I want dignity, you just want money.

34. Everyone speaks like a human being. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.

35. Beauty is a word that has been with me all my life.

Looking forward to our future, but the reality has played a huge joke on me.

37. I have met many people and made many enemies. Come if you can't see the past.

38. What about the gas leak at home? Have a cigarette to calm down.

Call me when you are hungry, and I'll give you a snack.

40. People who care too much are not suitable for falling in love and buying food.

4 1, don't pretend to be b, pretend to be b!

42. Even if I am stupid, it doesn't matter to you.

43. I let my girlfriend go for fear of cheating.

44. If you are well, the sun will paralyze you and you will vomit every time you see it!

45. It's so difficult to be good-looking and cheat that the invigilator can't help but look at me.

46. The vows to lose weight are all remembered after eating.

47. You are responsible for everything you say, you know? You are a man. I hope you don't forget.

48. I fed myself a bag of salt.

When I saw you smile, I was sad for several days. I am very happy to see you cry for several years!

50. Boy, are you so cold because you went into the refrigerator yesterday?

5 1, girls who don't like selfies are not necessarily ugly, and boys who love selfies are basically sissies.

Since you are leaving, I can only play a tragedy with you.

53. When I go home on holiday, my classmates always ask me to bring him some happiness. Just send me a message: burn me some clothes and money.

54. I think I have a super ability to avoid all the right answers.

In that sentence, I tattooed, smoked, drank and swore, but I knew I was a good girl. Please tell me what a bad girl is!

56. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.

57. One person's happiness, two people's life and three people's life and death.

I repeat, you can hit my friend, but I warn you not to hit me.

59. I have insomnia. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

60. I have returned all the heavy rains I missed in those years to you these days.

6 1, what do you mean by sincere? Labor and management have never heard of it.

Girl, you must live like a man, or you will be sorry for the dog who is watching jokes behind your back.

63. Work hard, in order to appear in front of those who deny you in a perfect posture in the future.

64. What's wrong with being fat now? I thought I was only 6 kg when I was thinnest.

65. One person wants freedom, and two people want warmth.

If I add up my grades, I can visit the small village where I was born and raised.

67. I don't like taking pictures. I only try the pixels of my mobile phone occasionally!

68. Wait for a discovery, wait for a touch, and let love boil again.

69. I changed my face when I met him, and neither bullet could penetrate.

When I was a child, I played with cats and mice. My cat went home when all the mice were hidden.

7 1, there is a saying that is good! When a man cheats, a woman can break his waist, his legs, his ribs and stripes, and then tear them into pieces and put them in a vase to let him know what plants are.

72. In this age of amnesia, I linger, leaving doubts everywhere.

73. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

74. Don't dispute with shameless people, it will lower your grade.

75. Face is given by others and lost by yourself.

76. You are a ball. I don't want you anymore.

77. Don't dare to take a female driver's car next time. The first time I met a driver who was about to crash without stepping on the brakes but covering his eyes.

78. Some predecessors are ashamed to talk about it.

79. Who writes homework is not writing while brushing the homework assigned by the teacher.

80. Wow, that's interesting. I added a person I like, and I even talked to him!

8 1. Master Guanyin sent an old woman to fetch love books from the Western Heaven. The benefactor made way.

82. I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability.

83. Liushen brand drinks are really fucking bad, but they feel refreshed after drinking.

84. How powerful do you think you are? You have finally been surrendered by Jigong.

85. I want to call Doraemon and let me see if your future child looks like you.

86. Don't joke about other people's lives. I'm afraid you can't afford it in the end.

87. The real girl with a low smile is that you smile at her for a few seconds and she begins to giggle at you.

88, husband, I do a very manly thing! You pee standing up again!

89. Dear, I have given you my heart. What else can't I give?

90. When I talk to you, I always feel insecure.

9 1, if you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

92. When I came to work this morning, I was still whispering that the leader was coming, and my colleagues immediately stopped him. This is my friend.

93. I didn't know your nickname was so lame until there were no notes in the space.

94. Have you ever tasted incense? Have you really had enough? Do you want some more? Aren't you afraid to hold on? Do you want to pull?

95. You are not Huang Rong, but a locust. Why do you want jing elder brother? You are shameless.

96. I really hope that our old friends will meet again for many years and be envied to say: You are still together.

97. I have many little secrets, so I won't tell you. Hey, I won't tell you!

98. Happy breakup. I am very happy. Good luck finding an uglier one.

99. I didn't know what it means to cry without tears until I entered the examination room.

100, take out the same fighting power as men and fight with the world.

10 1. You can love fools in this era, but don't love nerds. Because a fool may be a genius in some way, but a nerd is definitely a fool.

102, please put away your pity and roll all the way towards the sun.

It's funnier than Macey's circle of friends. Tell me how to get a lot of praise.

1. How easy it is to like, that is, I want to sleep with you the first time I see you.

2. Happy, brainless, cocoa loves love, brainless.

Every time I go out, I have an illusion that is not obvious today.

I will be thin and rich for the rest of my life. It's still me who has everything beautiful.

I never lack love. What I lack is money.

6. Life is boring, but fortunately I am cute.

7. I've been busy recently, cute and growing up.

I want you to coax me, not make me cry.

9. Tell you a secret, I will love you again next year.

10. I want to be an onion in my next life, and I will let whoever bullies me burst into tears.

1 1. After seeing so many pigs, you are the cutest.

12. Although you are proud, I am cool and charming.

13. My charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

14. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

15. The love between seabirds and fish is just an accident. Our differences have always existed.

16. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

17. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

18. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

19. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

20. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

2 1. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing: holding a cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

22. Don't come across the ocean to see me, just give me your savings for half a year.

23. You are a dish of shredded potatoes, rustic, funny and diaosi.

24. The weather is as changeable as a woman! The weather forecast is as unreliable as men!

25. It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.

I was going to sell my house to support you, but the landlord wouldn't let me.

27. I'm not bragging. With my education and diploma, I will definitely sweep the streets and alleys of this city in the future.

28. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful duckling, and later it became a beautiful roast duck.

29. When you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

30. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

2020 couples personalized signatures, more funny than funny.

1: As soon as the schoolbag is thrown, only musicians have it.

2. The score is one point high and low, only the lemon family is the best.

3: See the deer deep in the forest, see the blue whale, and see you wake up.

4. The fog rises when the tree is deep, and wakes up when the sea is deep, which lasts at night.

5. Being a bodhi tree is like a mirror platform. Wipe frequently to avoid dust.

6: Bodhi has no trees, and the mirror is not a stage. There is nothing in the original, why is there dust?

7: In the old alley, there was a teenager wearing a white shirt and smiling as warm as the sun.

8: I remember a girl crying like a child in a skirt.

9: I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter.

10: I miss you when I am happy, just like I miss the shade in the hot sun.

1 1: having you in life is the most ordinary miracle.

12: You are the most beautiful melody in life.

13: How many spirits have you drunk for your lonely friends and dogs?

14: How many cold hands have you held and how many ungrateful dogs have you loved?

15: You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am too overbearing.

16: I am yours, and no one can take it away. That's how I gave up.

17: You are the arrogant bone-clearing in the fog cover of Yunshan, and you are a submissive servant landscape in the white wind.

18: I am a mediocre person living in turbulent and turbid times, timid and vulgar.

19: Even if I can't be a hero, I will protect you all my life.

20: Even if I can't be an imperial concubine, I will accompany you to earth.

2 1: May all your eyes be fixed on my name.

May all your thoughts be my shadow.

23: Happy wind and happy rain only like you.

24: Write about wind and rain only about you.

25: Who will stay for you forever in Sunshine City?

26: Who will ruin his life for the night light?

27: A little cinnabar, two ropas, three or five geese, flowers bloom in all seasons.

28: Six strings are green, seven stars are hanging, eight or nine points are lovesick, and I have been lazy for ten years.

Your smile is my greatest satisfaction.

Your tears are my greatest distress.

3 1: On a deserted night, who let me stay alone in an empty boudoir to pursue my dream and find a gentleman, fly with me?

32: The smog is thick, I am worried, and I only hope for peace.

33:[ I heard that the softest part of an animal is the heart of its lover]

I heard that the hardest part of a tree is a scabbed scar.

35: I walked in front of the downpour.

You left without saying goodbye to me.

I said goodbye in your summer.

38: You fade out of the wheat field from me.

I also know that I will never change, and I will smile when I feel pain.

I also know that you will never change. You must pretend to be innocent when you lie.

4 1: juvenile. When I was in distress, it was the day I married you.

42: Girls. When my heart ached, it was the day I married you.

43: Actually, you are not special, just loved by me.

44: Actually, you are not outstanding, but you have just been thought of by me.

I am not the sun, but I am willing to give you all the warmth.

I am not the moon, but I am willing to give you so much tenderness.

47: I will laugh and walk generously.

48: I will laugh wildly and live beautifully.

49: Be your God and turn all beings upside down.

50: Be your king and fight in the battlefield.

5 1: It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

52: It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to hold you in my arms.

If you like waves, I will scream and let the bloody peach blossom win the world for you.

If you like stability, I will give up my ten-year military career and go home with you.

55: You said that we would always live far apart and have no ending.

56: I said that mountains and rivers will eventually meet, just for fate.

57: Handsome guys are merciful everywhere.

58: enchanting beauty is easy to virtue.

59: You never know, you are a sunny day that I have been longing for for for a long time, and you are a rainstorm that I can't catch off guard.

You never know, you are the hunger I can't stand, you are the air I breathe.

6 1: ぃ It was my naivety that I took a lie as a promise.

62: I was stupid and took hypocrisy as the truth.

Please remember to love a boy if he is at home for you.

If a girl cries for you, please remember to marry her home.

65: The world is too complicated, too dirty and too colorful.

66: This human sentiment is always floating, always thin and always numb.

It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

69: The most beautiful starry sky, the most beautiful scenery, the most beautiful mountains and rivers and the most beautiful moonlight are not as good as a hug.

Wan Li breeze, a thousand miles of snow, a hundred miles of drizzle and a hundred miles of flowers are better than a smile.

7 1: May all your eyes be fixed on my name.

May all your thoughts be my shadow.

73: Fireworks burst in an instant, leaving a gray sky.

74: The meteor disappears instantly, leaving regret and beauty.

75: I am willing to accompany you from nothing to everything.

I am willing to accompany you from the lush years to the vicissitudes of life.