Joke stories that don't understand classical Chinese

1. jokes and short stories about classical Chinese 1. Married women are rich, men are poor, and men are afraid that they will rely on their marriage. They robbed the girl on the right day and recited their sister by mistake. The woman's family shouted, "I was robbed."

Aunt said on her back, "Don't listen to him. It's not bad. Let's go!" " -"Laughing House"

2. If a person stays for dinner and just eats tofu, saying that tofu is my life, I feel that he is not as good as it is. If you come to Hakka on another day, guests will remember that the favorite food is fish mixed with tofu, and the choice of fish is wide. The guest asked, "Brother, it is your life to taste cloud tofu. Why not eat today? " Answer: "It's fatal to see fish." -"Laughing House"

3. Once upon a time, there was a clever daughter-in-law, who cooked the meal and gave her a bowl first. Gong Die took a bite and praised, "Today's meal is really delicious. I want to eat three bowls. " Hearing her father's praise, the clever daughter-in-law quickly said, "Hey, I cooked this meal." So Gongdie began to take a second bite, but as soon as the meal was delivered to his mouth, he heard a "click" sound, and Gongdie immediately shouted, "Oh, so much sand!" The clever daughter-in-law quickly said, "That's the rice that my sister-in-law scoured." Grandpa put chopsticks in the rice twice, smelled it and asked, "Why, this rice is still a little burnt?" The clever daughter-in-law answered more simply this time: "That's mom's fire!" "

The kite chased the sparrow, and the sparrow was thrown into the sleeve of a monk. After a pause, the monk said, "Amitabha! I eat a piece of meat today. " The bird closed his eyes, and the monk only said that he was dead. When he opened his hand, the bird flew away. The monk said, "Amitabha! I'll let you go. " -"Praise with a smile"

Some people who drink tea live in a friend's house, but the friend's son has never borrowed tea from his neighbor. Every time the soup is boiled, the kettle is full of water, but tea is not allowed. The wife said to her husband, "This friend knows him. Let him take a bath." -"Laughing House"

2. Seek funny historical stories, don't be too broken, don't want to be afraid of colleagues in classical Chinese, and be afraid that my wife is afraid of the sky of the emperor in the early Tang Dynasty, and the stars are bright.

In the eyes of future generations, these lights belong to Wei Zhi and Wei Chijingde ... one after another. They think, negotiate, argue, stand up straight, make contributions, and be successful.

But a problem that is ignored by many people is that so many people with distinctive personalities are most likely to be proud and unconvinced and collide into disastrous infighting and party struggle. They need a person with no personality and no * * to be a voltage regulator.

This person is Fang. When thinking, he is meticulous in strategy; He is affable when arguing; He is generous when quarreling.

He always tells the world with a smile and always hides his grievances in his heart. Li Shentong attacked him, Xiaoyu attacked him, and Wei Chijingde, the first pet, also attacked him. He is going to be a punching bag in court, but he still acts like nothing happened.

He was born the Prime Minister of Li Shimin. Once Fang was seriously ill, a frivolous little official joked, "I wish I could go and see the Prime Minister when he is ill. If he is dying, it is useless to visit. "

Someone provoked this matter to Fang, and Fang's reaction was-seeing the little official who came to visit him with a crowd, he smiled and joked, "If you will come to see me, I will not die for the time being ..." Fang was gentle and humble to his colleagues, and he didn't have a chance to be a "overlord" when he went home. In the gossip news of senior officials in Zhenguan Dynasty, the Prime Minister Fang was notoriously "afraid of his wife" and even dared not take concubines.

Li Shimin was outraged by an injustice for his favorite, and sent a cup of "poisoned wine" and several beautiful women to Mrs. Fang, saying that she would either accept the beautiful women or drink the poisoned wine. Mrs. Fang tilted her neck and drank the "poisoned wine" upside down, scaring the emperor away for 800 miles.

Of course, it was not poisoned wine, but a cup of vinegar made by Li Shimin. Since then, "jealousy" has become Mrs. Fang's trademark, and my old house has also become a model husband in the Tang Dynasty.

Fang is also a famous person who is afraid of the emperor. Impatient and headstrong, like ministers, often take Fang as a punching bag, and the more they use it, the more handy they become.

As usual, Fang did not argue, did not refute, and apologized while resigning. Some people laughed at the old house as "spineless", especially Wei Zhi, who was proud and clashed around him.

In fact, Fang knows very well how proud he is. Being scolded by Wei Zhi all day and not being able to talk back will inevitably lead to psychological imbalance. Then I will sacrifice myself in the old house. It's better for the emperor to take it out on me than to save too many grievances and make a wrong decision.

So we saw tacit performances again and again: the emperor flew into a rage over trivial matters, scolded the prime minister, deprived him of his official position and told him to go home and be punished. Fang also obediently went home and calmly told his family: "Clean up the house, and the emperor will pick me up later." .

Li Shimin really came to pick up the car. They got out of the car hand in hand and returned to the palace. No one said much, as if the scene of losing his temper had never happened. You can use it by changing it. It is very interesting, with some touching parts ... Lincoln's humorous story. Lincoln is one of the most humorous presidents in the United States.

As early as when he was studying, there was an exam and the teacher asked him, "Did you answer a difficult question or two easy questions?" Lincoln confidently replied, "Answer a difficult question." "Then you answer, how did the egg come from?" "Chicken-born."

The teacher asked again, "Where did the chicken come from?" "Teacher, this is the second question." Lincoln said with a smile.

Once, Lincoln walked to the city. When a car came from behind him, he raised his hand to stop and said to the driver, "Can you help me take this coat to the city?" "Sure," said the driver, "but how can I return my coat to you?" Lincoln replied, "Oh, it's very simple. I'm going to wrap it in a coat. "

Impressed by his humor, the driver smiled and let him get on the bus. Lincoln is a lawyer.

Once in court, the opposing lawyer repeatedly stated a simple argument for more than two hours, which made the audience impatient. Finally, it was Lincoln's turn to take the stage to defend the defendant. He went to the podium, took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and drank two sips of water, then put on his coat, then took off his coat and put it on the table, drank some water and dressed again. This was repeated five or six times, and the audience in the court laughed.

Lincoln said nothing and began his defense speech with laughter. Lincoln's face is long and ugly.

Once, he and Stephen? Douglas argued that Douglas laughed at him for being a two-faced man. Lincoln replied, "If I had another face, would I still wear this ugly face?" Once, Lincoln was shining his shoes when a foreign diplomat came up to him and said, "Mr. President, did you really shine your shoes?" "Yes," Lincoln asked in surprise. "Do you clean other people's shoes?" Some people think that Lincoln's attitude towards his political opponents is not tough enough and say to him, "Why do you want them to be friends?" You should try to destroy them. "

"I'm not in the elimination of political opponents? When I let them be my friends, political enemies don't exist. " Lincoln said gently.

Another time, a lady came to Lincoln and said confidently, "Mr. President, you must give my son a position as a colonel. We should have this right, because my grandfather took part in the battle of Lexington, my uncle was the only one who didn't escape in Bretton, my father took part in the battle of Na olins, and my husband died in Mantel, so …… "Lincoln replied," Madam, your family has served the country for three generations, and your contribution to the country is really great. I deeply respect this.

Now, can you give others a chance to serve their country? "The woman have nothing to say, so we have to go quietly.

3. Who knows the jokes in classical Chinese? A translation that explains Gong Yu Valley. Qi Huangong went hunting and went into the valley. He saw a husband and asked him, "Why the valley?" Right: "It's Yugong Valley."

Huan Gong said, "Why?" Right: "In the name of the minister." Huan Gong said, "You are not a fool if you look at the public now. What is the public name? " Yes, I said, "I'll let Chen give it to me, so I'll plant cows, have children, and when I grow up, sell and buy ponies."

The boy said,' cows can't have horses.' So I went with my pony.

I was a fool when I heard about it, so I named this valley Gong Yugu. "Huan Gong said," Gongcheng is stupid! What is a husband? "

Huan Gong then returned. Tomorrow, go and tell Guan Zhong.

Guan Zhongzheng bowed down again and said, "This is my stupidity. ⑦ Yao is at the top, blame is right, and who is safe? If anyone sees such violence, he won't agree.

As we all know, the prison lawsuit is not correct, so I'll listen to it. Please retire and fix the government. Confucius said: "Disciples remember it, Huan Gong and Ba Jun also; Guan Zhong, Ye Jiansan.

Others regard wisdom as a fool, and the situation is not as good as that of Huan Gong and Guan Zhong. "("said the court? "Politics") Note ① (z): Cattle.

Colt: Pony. ③ Neighborhood: Nearby neighbors.

4 honesty: indeed. ⑤ Quilt: The same as lapel, the front of coat and robe.

⑥ Yi Wu: the name of Guan Zhong. ⑦ Ambassador: If.

⑧ Blame (yáo): Judge Hao Tao of Tang Yao presided over the trial at that time. Rb: Judge.

Qi Huangong went hunting and ran into a valley after chasing wild deer. Seeing an old man, I asked him, "What is this valley called?" He replied, "It's called Gong Yugu."

Huan Gong said, "Why do you call it that?" Answer: "Take the name of the courtier as its name." Huan Gong said, "I don't think you look like a fool today. Why do old people have such names? " Answer: "Please allow my deputies to speak one by one.

I used to raise cows, give birth to calves, grow up, sell calves and buy ponies. A teenager said,' Cows can't have horses.

Took the pony away. Neighbors nearby heard about it and thought I was stupid, so they called this valley Gong Yugu. "

Huan Gong said, "Old people are so stupid! Why did you give him the pony! " Huan Gong returned to the palace. When he went to court the next day, Huan Gong told Guan Zhong about it.

Guan Zhong adjusted his clothes, made two obeisances to Qi Huangong and said, "This is my stupidity. If Tang Yao is the monarch and the blame is the judge, how can anyone take someone else's pony? If someone meets a violent person like this old man, he won't give it to others.

The old man knew that the current prison case was unfair and had to give the pony to the boy. Please let me go down and fix politics. "

Confucius said, "Remember this, disciple, Huan Gong is the overlord; Guan Zhong is a wise prime minister. They also regard cleverness as stupidity, not to mention those who are not as good as Huan Gong and Guan Zhong! " A brief comment on a clever old man who satirizes Qi's abolition of righteousness and deliberately explains place names by telling absurd fables.

However, Qi Huangong thinks this fable is true and doesn't understand the real purpose of the old man. Guan Zhong, a famous official, understood and accepted the sarcastic advice of the elderly, improved governance and tried to solve the problem of judicial justice.

Obviously, the author's original intention is to persuade politicians to listen to the opinions of ordinary people and manage the country well.

4. Ancient jokes in classical Chinese [edit this paragraph] Title Two children quarreled with each other (Li m:ng m:oér biàn ri) [edit this paragraph] Confucius traveled eastward, saw two children quarreling and asked why.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to the sky at sunrise and far from the sky at noon." . "One son:" My day is far away, and the time between China and Japan is near. "

A child said, "When the sun just came out, the hood of the car was as big as noon and the plate was as small as usual. Is this the reason why it is not far from the big one?" ? "A son said," It is cool when it comes out of the barn (cāng) at the beginning of the day, just like exploring soup in the middle of the day. Isn't it near hot and far cold? "Upon hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who is smarter than you?" [Edit this paragraph] Note "Journey to the East": Journey to the East.

And: to. Debate: Debate to win or lose.

So: reason, reason. Answer: Yes, yes.

Go: distance. Car cover: The car cover is used to keep out the sun and rain.

Japan and China: noon. And: to, to.

Then: just. Pot: A container for holding things.

Round is a dish, and square is a bowl. In favor: use "say", say.

Desolate: cool, slightly cold. Warehouse: It means cold.

Soup exploration: reach into the hot water. It means it's very hot.

Soup: Hot water. Decide: to decide, judge.

Who: Who? Ru: You.

Know: the same as "wisdom" wisdom. [Edit this paragraph] When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children quarreling endlessly and asked them why they quarreled.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to people at sunrise and far away from people at noon." Another child thinks that the sun is far away from people when it first rises and close to people at noon.

The first child said, "When the sun just rose, it was as big as the roof of a car. At noon, it looked like a plate. Isn't that why distant things look small and close? " Another child said, "when the sun first came out, it felt very cold." At noon, it's as hot as putting your hand into hot water. Isn't this the truth that the closer you get, the hotter you get, and the farther you get, the colder you get? " Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who said you were learned?" [Edit this paragraph] When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children arguing and asked them why.

A son said, "I've been close to people since the day, but I'm estranged at noon." A son goes far at the beginning of the day, but the middle of the day is near.

A son said, "The sunrise at the beginning of the day is as big as a car cover, and it is like a dish in the middle of the day. Isn't this because the distance is small and the distance is big? " A Confucius said, "It's cool at the beginning of the day, like exploring soup at noon. Is this cool for people who are close at hand? " Confucius never made a decision. The two children smiled and said, "Who is smarter than the tiger?" [Edit this paragraph] Explain scientifically why it is incorrect to explain the distance between the ground and the sun according to different feelings.

One of the children in Two Children's Debate Day said that the morning is far from noon because the sun is cold and the noon is hot. Another said that the sun is big in the morning and small at noon, so the morning is far from noon, and the fact observation is true. So how to explain it? What the hell is going on? One view is that there are clouds on the surface of the earth in the morning, and the sun looks big through the clouds. At noon, when the clouds cleared, the sun looked small, but the size of the sun did not change.

There is also a view that the sun looks big because its height is different and its atmospheric refractive index is different. In the morning, the sun has a low altitude angle and a high refractive index. Another view is that due to the illusion of the eyes, it seems that the sun in the morning is bigger than that at noon.

The white figure we see is bigger than the black figure of the same size. This is called photodegradation in physics.

When the sun rises, the surrounding sky is dark, so the sun appears bright, and at noon, the surrounding sky is bright. In contrast, the brightness difference between the sun and the background is not so big, which is why we look like the sun is bigger in the morning than at noon. In short, the distance from the sun is the same in the morning and noon, so its size is the same. Besides, it is hotter at noon than in the morning. Is it because the sun is closer to us at noon than in the morning? Not exactly.

Why is this? It is hotter at noon than in the morning because the sun shines directly on the ground at noon and obliquely on the ground in the morning. It can be seen that when the sun is in direct sunlight, the ground and the air receive more solar radiation heat at the same time and in the same area than when the sun is oblique in the morning, so they are heated the most. So it is hotter at noon than in the morning.

In fact, the hot and cold weather mainly depends on the temperature. The main factor affecting the temperature is determined by the radiation intensity of the sun, but solar photothermal is not the main reason for directly raising the temperature.

Because the direct absorption of sunlight by air is only a small part of the total solar radiation, most of it is absorbed by the ground. After the ground absorbs the solar radiation heat, it is conducted upward to the air through radiation, convection and other heat transfer methods, which is the main reason for the temperature rise.

In short, it is not because the sun is far from our ground that it is hot at noon and cold in the morning every day. [Edit this paragraph] The author quotes this article from Liezi Tang Wen. Liezi is said to have been written by Lieyukou, a Zheng man, during the Warring States Period.

Yukou was one of the representatives of Taoism in the Warring States Period. Liezi was originally a compilation of Liezi's works (Zheng Ren Lieyukou in the early Warring States period), Liezi's disciples and Liezi's later research, and was written in the late Warring States period.

Qin Shihuang burned books to bury Confucianism, and Liezi was banned. In the early Han Dynasty, Huang Lao was highly praised, and Liezi became famous all over the world.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty only respected Confucianism and ousted hundreds of schools, and his examples were scattered among the people. Emperor Han Chengdi asked for a suicide note on earth, and Liu Xiang compiled the examples into eight articles and hid them in the secret room of the Inner Palace.

In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Zhang Zhan's Notes on Liezi came out and Liezi was widely circulated. Liezi Tang Wen, compiled by Liezi, contains many folk stories, fables and myths and legends. Confucius: Modesty and prudence, seeking truth from facts. Two children: smart and lovely, good at thinking, dare to question questions they don't understand, and dare to argue.

[Edit this paragraph] The character introduces Confucius (former 55 1.9.28~ former 479.4. 1 1), whose real name was Lu, Han nationality in the Spring and Autumn Period. Born in Changping Township (now Luyuan Village, southeast of Qufu City, Shandong Province).

After his death, he was buried in Surabaya in the north of Qufu, which is now Kong Lin. According to historical records, Confucius' family, Confucius' ancestors were descendants of Shang Dynasty.

After the destruction of Shang Dynasty in Zhou Dynasty, Zhou Chengwang was made an ordinary brother, and Wei Zi was made a loyal minister in Song Dynasty. Its capital is Shangqiu (now Shangqiu, Henan).

After Wei's death, his brother acceded to the throne.

5. Humor The art of people laughing in short stories in classical Chinese is mainly expressed through humor.

The essence of humor is funny, ridiculous and meaningful. Humor is the crystallization of human wisdom and an advanced emotional activity and aesthetic activity. Any plain and mediocre value orientation and stereotyped way of thinking have nothing to do with humor.

In real life, we can often see that the arguments between the two sides are fierce, tense and deadlocked, often because one or two humorous words from a third party can make both sides laugh, put down their words and make up. In lifeless and monotonous situations, people will laugh and laugh because of someone's humor, break this silence, activate people's tired and numb nerves, and thus create a vivid, healthy and interesting atmosphere.

Therefore, in a sense, humor is a mediator to solve human contradictions, a stimulant to enliven and enrich human life, an elegant spiritual activity and a beautiful behavior. The 68 humorous stories selected here reflect the social life and human feelings in ancient China, especially since the Middle Ages.

These jokes are illusory, real, revealing, critical, beautiful, ironic, ironic, explanatory and colorful, which bring people into an ancient and realistic fascinating world and thus get the greatest spiritual and emotional satisfaction. A meat thief went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped to urinate in front of a toilet on the side of the road and hung the meat outside.

Seeing this, the second man stole the meat. Before he went far, A came out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen anyone take his meat from the toilet.

B was afraid that A would see through, so he put the meat in his mouth early and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How to hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If you put meat in your mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Han Weiyuchun's "Laughing Forest" name game Xu Zhicai, the king of Xiyang in the Northern Qi Dynasty, is very eloquent, especially good at word games. When he is not the king, he tries to play with the king, a senior minister.

Wang laughed at the name and said, "Your name is Zhicai. What's the point? In my opinion, it is similar to call it' lack of talent'. " Hearing this, he immediately laughed at Wang's surname: "The word Wang is added to the left of the word, 呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄呄2157

Wang was tongue-tied and embarrassed. On another occasion, Xu Zhicai entertained guests, and Lu Yuanming was present.

During the dinner, Lu Yuanming made fun of his surname and said, "The word' Xu' means not entering the people (Wei added' Yu' and' Jin')." Immediately mocked Yuan Ming's surname-the word "Lu": "The word" Lu "means" An "printed a public character as" Lu ",and then matched it with a horse to make a donkey. "

Lu Yuanming was flushed and speechless, and the room was full of laughter. -Old title Sui Houbai's "Qi Yan Lu" Bird's Nest and Calf Hou Bai later became an official in the Tang Dynasty and often worked with people in solve riddles on the lanterns. Hou Baixian made three chapters for everyone: "What you guess must be a visible object; Second, you can't make empty explanations to confuse everyone; Third, if the explanation is finished, but you can't see this thing, you should be punished. "

Then he first made a riddle: "The back is as big as a house, the abdomen is as big as a pillow (the crossbar behind the car), and the mouth is as big as a cup." Everyone guessed for a long time, but no one guessed right. They all said, "Where is an object with a mouth as big as a cup and a back as big as a room?" There is no such thing. You must make a bet with all of us. "

Hou Bai finished gambling with everyone and explained, "This is the swallow's nest." They burst out laughing.

On another occasion, Hou Bai attended a large banquet. During the dinner, everyone asked him to make a riddle for entertainment.

What you guess can neither be strange nor difficult to understand, nor can it be abstract and untrue. Hou Bai replied, "There is something as big as a dog and looks like an ox.

What is this? "People are competing to guess, some people say it's a roe deer, others say it's a deer, but they all deny it. Let Hou Bai tell the answer.

Hou Bai laughed and said, "This is a calf." -The old title "Qi" by Sui Houbai asks for the name of Tianbao. In his early years, the famous secret supervisor He wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown of Wuzhong.

Xuanzong Li Longji respected him very much and treated everything differently. When He Zhangzhi left, he said goodbye to Tang Xuanzong, and his eyes were full of tears.

Tang Xuanzong asked him what other requirements he had. Zhang Zhi said: "I know that Zhang Zhang has a son who hasn't been named yet. If your majesty gives it a name, I will be honored to return to China. "

Xuanzong said: "Faith is the core of Tao. Blessed people have faith. The son of Qing should be named Fu. "

Know the chapter and thank humbly. It took me a long time to realize. I thought to myself, "The emperor is so happy with me.

I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is the word' claw' followed by the word' zi'. He named my son Fu, didn't he call my son's paw? -Gao Songyi's "Living in Groups" does not know what poetry is. Ai Zi likes to write poems.

One day, Ai Zi swam between Qi and Wei and stayed in a hotel. In the evening, he heard someone talking next door: "A song."

After a while, he said, "One more song." Ai Zi was baffled and sleepy all night.

Lying until dawn, * * * heard the man in the next room say about six or seven times, that is, six or seven songs. Ai Zi thought that the man in the next room must be a poet. He was quietly absorbed in poetry at the foot of the mountain, and he felt respect in his heart. He also liked this man's quick thinking and decided to get to know him.

Early in the morning, Ai Zi got dressed and got up, adjusted her crown belt and stood at the door to meet her. Soon, a peddler-like man came out of the next room, thin and ill.

Ai Zi was disappointed, thinking: With this respect, you look like a poet. Perhaps, people can't judge people by their appearances, and they can't guess blindly. He went up to him and asked, "I heard that Mr. Wang has many poems." Can I see them? "

The man said, "I'm a businessman and I never know what poetry is." Has refused to come up with poetry.

Ai Zi stubbornly said, "I heard you say' one' in the house last night, and then you said' one'. Isn't that a poem? " Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing: "You misunderstood. Last night, my stomach was upset. Every time I have diarrhea, I can't find toilet paper at night, so I wipe it with my hands.

Diarrhea lasted all night, and my hands were dyed almost six or seven times. When I say' hand', I don't mean the first poem. "

Ai zi, listen.

6. Interesting stories in classical Chinese Three interesting stories in classical Chinese: A meat thief went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped in front of a roadside toilet to relieve himself and hung the meat outside.

Seeing this, the second man stole the meat. Before he went far, A came out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen anyone take his meat from the toilet.

B was afraid that A would see through, so he put the meat in his mouth early and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How to hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If you put meat in your mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Han Wei Danchun's "Laughing Forest" What is the name of Tang Xuanzong Tianbao? In the early years, He, a minister with a famous literary name, wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown of Wuzhong. Xuanzong Li Longji respected him very much and treated everything differently.

When He Zhangzhi left, he said goodbye to Tang Xuanzong, and his eyes were full of tears. Tang Xuanzong asked him what other requirements he had.

Zhang Zhi said: "I know that Zhang Zhang has a son who hasn't been named yet. If your majesty gives it a name, I will be honored to return to China. " Xuanzong said: "Faith is the core of Tao. Blessed people have faith.

Qing's son should be called Fu. "Know chapter thank humbly.

It took me a long time to realize. I thought to myself, "The emperor is so happy with me. I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is the word' claw' followed by the word' zi'.

He named my son Fu, didn't he call my son's paw? When Su Dongpo heard that Wang's On Ci had just been written, he went to the government to congratulate him and joked: "In the masterpiece, it is said that' bamboo' whips' horses' as' Benedict'. But I still have a question: "I don't know what's so funny about whipping dogs with bamboo?" Gong Jing just laughed and asked, "Is there any evidence that the word' pigeon' is changed from' bird' to' nine'? Dongpo immediately replied, "The Book of Songs says,' The dead pigeon is in mulberry, and his son is seven'. Together with their parents, it is exactly nine. "

Hearing Wang's words, he nodded happily. It was a long time before I knew that Su Dongpo had played a big joke with him again.

-Song, Su Shi, Ming and Wang Shizhen's second "Teasing".