20 14 Beijing spring festival evening, the sketch of Xiao Shenyang really wants to go home (the whole one is the best), thank you.

Shenyang: That's it. Dance with me. Yes, I also swept the stage. Hey, aunt, sister, show, stop sweeping.

Oh, I'm talking to you! Why do you look so familiar? Hey, isn't this the man who hit 100 million last year? Why did you lose?

Why are you sweeping the floor here?

Shen Chunyang: Didn't you say there was fur on the stage? Then if I don't clean up, the leader should say me.

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Shenyang: No, I'm talking about a joke, fur. You can't go on stage to sweep, sister. What about this performance?

Shen Chunyang: Then I won't sweep on the stage. I'll sweep at your house. The leader didn't say anything about personal work.

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Shenyang: How can you be so quibbling? I'm not performing here. You can sweep it after we finish the performance and the audience is over.

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Shen Chunyang: Why are you so depressed? Then you're finished. Everyone's gone. I'll sweep it alone.

How scared

Shenyang: Then you sweep the floor, and I'll sweep this area with you. I perform here. What are you sweeping, sister? I know.

You work hard,

Shen Chunyang: Then you do your job. I'll keep it for myself. I won't stand in your way.

Shenyang: You said that when you were eating, others were picking their ears. Are you excited? I thought he was not feeling well. You screwed up last year.

I'm, uh, messing with myself this year. What do you mean?

Shen Chunyang: Actually, you don't have to be angry. I lurked for a year. Actually, I'm just waiting for today.

Seeing you is my biggest regret in this life, ah no, attachment. I can do another show with you or something, God.

Oh, my God, that guy thinks so much that he can't sleep during the day. His eyes are as big as big ones.

For example,

Xiaoshenyang

Nobody can sleep during the day!

Shen Chunyang: Then I eat, take a bite and spit it out?

Shenyang: What to eat?

Shen Chunyang: Melon seeds.

Shenyang: I eat sugar cane, too. Since you are so sincere, sister, you have taken great pains for me.

"Shen Chunyang laughed" line, then.

I will hold you for another year.

Shen Chunyang: Ah, yes, I'm a good actor now.

Shenyang: Really?

Shen Chunyang: This year's pavilion is up to them. I said I could do whatever I wanted. As far as my acting is concerned, it's 70.

Two sides

Whatever it is.

Shenyang: Why are they all monkeys? I will test your acting skills this year, and you can perform with me when you are finished.

Okay？

Shen Chunyang: OK.

Small Shenyang: If you can't play well, you will continue to lurk here.

sweep the floor

ah

Is it okay?

Shen Chunyang: Yes.

Small Shenyang:

(holding the cleaning) Let's put this aside. What program? I will play a migrant worker.

Personal and family conditions are not very good. You play my mother and my daughter-in-law respectively.

Yangchun: Yes. Come to the railway station to see me off.

Character scenes,

Shen Chunyang: Oh.

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Then I think I can play your mother better.

Shenyang: Is that what you think?

Shen Chunyang: Yes.

Small Shenyang: Is makeup ok?

Shen Chunyang: Ang

Shenyang: There are staff in the back. Go and put on your makeup.

Shen Chunyang: Ah, yes,

Shenyang: I have to change.

The second paragraph

(Music starts again.

)

Small Shenyang: Today is the first day of New Year's Day, the day of family reunion.

I want to work for this family and come to the train alone.

Standing, I saw my white-haired old lady, leaning on a big stick, coming towards me step by step. I shouted:

Shen Chunyang: Son.

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son

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Shenyang: It's still early, still early. I haven't shouted yet. I haven't shouted yet. Turn down the music. Just follow. Go home. It's still early

Ah, start over. Seeing my white-haired old lady coming towards me step by step, I shouted: mom, mom.

mother

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You pour it out Look at you,

Shen Chunyang: So when will you come out?

Shenyang: I'll call mom twice and you'll come out.

Shen Chunyang: Hey, call mom twice and I'll be right out.

Small Shenyang: I called my mother twice and came out.

Shen Chunyang: Yes.

Small Shenyang: I shouted twice: Mom!

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mother

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Shen Chunyang: Son.

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Shenyang: Mother Shen Chunyang: Son.

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Little Shenyang: Mom.

Shen Chunyang: Son, mom is here to see you.

Shenyang: Look at me. You have to move on. You sent me here. Mom, the train is about to leave.

Shen Chunyang: Son.

Little Shenyang: Mom.

Shen Chunyang: Mom is here to see you.

Small Shenyang: Mom, it's so cold. How did you get here?

Shen Chunyang: Your uncle used a sleigh to pull the floor for his mother.

Shenyang: Is it not burning?

Shen Chunyang: No, the roads in Beijing are very good.

Shenyang: Oh, my God.

Shen Chunyang: Son,

Shenyang: Take care, I'm going to work. When I am bored at home, wow. Go down and play yangko with people, huh?

Shen Chunyang: Oh, don't worry. As soon as you left, mom booked a seat in the Internet cafe downstairs.

Little Shenyang: Mom.

You can also surf the internet.

Shen Chunyang: Mom has a screen name.

Shenyang: What's your name?

Shen Chunyang: Call it the sad little girl.

Shenyang: Are you my mother or not? Mom, you are so fashionable.

Shen Chunyang: Son.

Little Shenyang: Mom.

Shen Chunyang; It's not easy to go out.

Take care, where ah, want to have a good transformation, come again.

Be a man, be frank and lenient.

Be strict with those who refuse to plead guilty.

Shenyang: You are going the wrong way. I go to work instead of going to prison. Mom, who has become you? Mom, go home.

Shen Chunyang: Don't you want mom to send it?

Shenyang: You should hurry back.

Shen Chunyang: Then Mom left.

Shenyang: Let's go.

Shen Chunyang: Mom has work to do over there. She wants to meet a net friend.

Small Shenyang: Mom, come back quickly. I'm in a good mood if you don't come to see me off. I see how my daughter-in-law plays. Applause, when the fire

When the bus was about to start slowly, I saw my married wife coming to see me off. I shouted, dear wife, old!

Grandma,

Shen Chunyang: Hey.

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husband

~?

Hey, up there. go to

Small Shenyang:

We are legal,

Are you smuggling? Or are you hanging alone? Can't you be generous? My wife is in her thirties,

straight

Sunbathing alone, huh?

Shen Chunyang: Hmm.

Shenyang: This is an act. I graduated from Tieling Film Academy! I shouted, wife,

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Madame

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Shen Chunyang: Husband.

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Hi, honey.

Little Shenyang: Wife

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Shen Chunyang: What are you going to do?

Shenyang: I'm going out.

Shen Chunyang: Ha, come back early.

Shaw: Are we fighting cocks or something? This belongs to Huaguoshan. This is, can't you be gentle?

Chun: Why is acting so difficult?

Shaw: Easy. Can it be so good?

Chun: Then I'll stand opposite.

Shaw: Easy.

Chun: Ah, tenderness.

Xiao: Yes, gentle.

Chun: OK.

Xiao: Wife, alas, I am not at ease when I go out. Let's make do with it, wife. I'm leaving.

Spring:

(Laughter) No.

Xiao: Why don't you send it? We have a situation here. Say more, wife.

Chun: Grandpa.

Small: old.

Spring: the elderly

Xiao: I lost my wife.

Chun: Honey, let's go with peace of mind.

Xiao: this is farther than my mother sent it. What can I do?

Chun: You are at home. Don't worry about me.

Xiao: I'm not worried about you. I'm afraid my hat will change color.

Chun: It's all right. You can't turn green.

Xiao: Let's get into the plot, wife.

Chun: Husband.

Xiao: Over the years,

You've been taking care of this family. I have a lot to say to you, but I can't.

I just need to sing.

Let me cheer for you, dear wife. I am tired.