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From The Book of Songs to Ni Ping: Be a self-disciplined person all your life!

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There is a poem in the Book of Songs called "Female Cry", and this topic is very interesting: special fate! The female cock crow means: the female cock crow!

The title is interesting, and the whole poem is more interesting. Let's watch together.

Let's take a look at the original:

A woman is called a cock crow, and a scholar is called an ignorant man. Children like watching the night, but the stars are rotten. Can fly, can fly, can swim, can geese.

Yi Yan adds up, this is the right son. It is advisable to talk about drinking and grow old with your son. Harp in the court, it is better to be quiet.

Ancient Chinese is still a little difficult to understand. Let me tell you the whole story in a few words.

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This wife is diligent and self-disciplined. Whether it is cold or hot, she gets up early to do housework every morning. The husband can't do it, and he can't get out of bed because of greed.

What should we do? His wife must wake him up. What do you call it? Hysteria and lion's roar are impossible, and ancient women were generally gentle. This wife is very clever. She beat about the bush.

She said, "Husband, listen, the rooster is crowing ..." Unexpectedly, her husband didn't buy it. He pulled up the quilt and covered his head. He said angrily, "Stop pulling, open the window and have a look, the stars are twinkling!" "

No matter how good-tempered a person is, he is a little annoyed when he comes. Sure enough, the wife was angry. She really pushed open the window, pointed out the window and said, "Climb out and have a look yourself. Where are the stars? It is true that wild ducks are flying all over the sky! Husband, it's not easy to be a man, and it's not easy to be a man who has to support his family. Just tell me, do you still want to eat my own side dishes and drink my wine? "

When the husband heard this, he thought it was a big deal and his wife might be angry. Climb out of bed quickly, pick up the bow and arrow and go hunting.

The wife felt distressed when she saw it, so she went up to coax him. "I am also for your own good. You are the head of the family, so you should be strict with yourself. Go ahead and do your thing. When you come back, I will give you warm wine and play the piano, and we will talk about it. "

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Is this wife cute? Is it awesome? She's cute and powerful! She not only disciplined herself, but also supervised her husband's self-discipline. Because she knows that self-discipline can give them food and clothing and occasionally eat meat!

Self-discipline, human life is guaranteed, and the better!

Most excellent people are very self-disciplined. Do you know how the ancient emperors ate? They were served by eunuchs when they were eating. What do they do? Did you add vegetables to him? Don't be fooled by TV dramas. This eunuch is specially used to pit the emperor!

He would keep a close eye on the emperor. When the emperor caught the food more than three times, he would immediately take it off and move it to a place where the emperor could not reach it with chopsticks. The emperor immediately understood: don't indulge, be self-controlled!

A meal and a dish, seemingly trivial, actually matter a lot. Appetite is an irresistible desire. Anyone who has tried to lose weight knows how difficult it is to control appetite!

A person who can control his appetite must be an extremely self-disciplined person!

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I once saw a joke: people who can get up quickly and women who can lose weight in the winter morning should not be underestimated. Because they must be extremely self-disciplined.

In fact, this sentence is really reasonable. I lost weight. It took me more than a year to reduce my weight from 130 kg to 108 kg. I know that when Ni Ping's sister was asked how to lose weight successfully in an interview recently, she said "hungry" with a smile, which was really no joke!

To lose weight, exercise is an auxiliary means. The most important thing is to starve yourself, control your appetite and keep exercising.

People who are not extremely self-disciplined can't do it, whether they insist on starving themselves or exercising.

So, there are so many people clamoring to lose weight, how many are successful?

But the 59-year-old sister Ni Ping quietly lost her pointed chin. Really admire her!

Friends, whether you are young or not, when you read this article, I will tell you seriously: be a self-disciplined person for life!

Because self-discipline can make you!