Give me some anagrams, homophones, and jokes

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·Crazy girl telling jokes - laughing and joking 0

·Inviting a wolf as a guest - living impatiently 0

·The lame man relies on the blind man - learning from each other's strengths and weaknesses 0

·Frequent visitor to the dyeing shop - lustful person 0

·The steering wheel of the car is broken - rampage 0

·Inviting my sister-in-law to be company - uneasy and kind-hearted 0

·Poor widow goes to the market - no one wants people, no money 0

·The mouse falls into the water vat - fashionable (wet hair) 2

·Han Xiangzi played the flute - extraordinary 5

·Yellow mud fell into his crotch - it is not a matter (shit) but also a matter (shit) 6

·The yellow dog has horns on its head ——Extremely foreign (sheep) appearance 5

·The weasel forages for food—acts according to the opportunity (chicken) 5

·The weasel’s butt—can’t produce any good farts 0 < /p>

·Mouse gnaws on the leather ball - guest (eating) anger 0

·The monk's temple faces the nunnery - nothing has to happen 0

·The monk's wooden fish ——From ear to ear 1

·Huo Yazi worships his master——Shameless (teeth) disciple 2

·Huo Yazi drinks rice soup—Shameless (teeth) obscene 0

·Looking in the mirror - making a fool of yourself in front of others 0

·Two sisters competing for money - Biff (rich) 0

·Beggars addicted to cigarettes - disgusting (smoking ) 0

·The beggar performs the Yangko dance - poor and happy 0

·The dumpling wrapper is too thin - it is inevitable that the filling will be exposed 0

·Peking opera steps - slowly Rub 0

·A candle that has seen a fire - limp and droopy 1

·A camel is said to be swollen - it is rare and strange 0

·Long spine Sores, plaster on the chest - regardless of future troubles 0

·Selling flutes on the street - blowing one's own

Word puzzle:

too lazy to see the word "人一"

Sincerely step back from the second line, the word one

When read, it is one, and when used, it is two words one

Two people compete for the ball, and one person has an inverted hook, which means one

Refers to the word "Eastern Words" and "Western Words" 1

The butterfly loves the flower before the word 1

The person is in the shade of the flower falling in the shade of the flower, the middle word 1

The lantern riddle party word 1

Flocks of imported sheep, word 1

A city, water, and wind, wrinkled, word 1

Wrinkled, a city, water, word 1

Departed, heart-wrenching, word 1< /p>

The last word 1

Friends meet again after farewell p>

Bald Bao Gai Zi 1

Two Dogs Talk about Unity 1

Wind Quartet 1

Increase revenue and reduce expenditure 1

x÷sen=3 word one

Linmu Sensen, word one

Willow shadows slant like a painting, word one< /p>

Disarm and be in danger, word 1

As soon as there is a change, the authorities immediately come to rescue, word 1

At dusk, next to Basho, word 1

Looking back The word "Wang Taishan" 1

When the clothes are torn, whoever sees it will feel sad 1

From top to bottom, what word do you say 1

Little by little The word "fulfilment" is one

Relax, and the disease will be well. On Mount Tai, it may be lighter than a feather.

Guan Gong walks in Maicheng, one word.

The left side does not stand out, the right side does not stand out.

Advocate late marriage, everyone You share the word 1

As for the jokes, there are too many on the Internet, so I won’t find them for you here

I hope you are satisfied<

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