How to sell 20 words of spear and shield

Sell spear and shield 20 words: spear is a tool for attack, and shield is a tool for defense, both of which are very good.

Pay attention to the quality of spears and shields when selling. For example, it can be said that the spear is a very sharp weapon and a good helper to kill the enemy on the battlefield. The shield is very strong and can effectively protect itself at the scene. If you buy them together, you can defend yourself and kill the enemy. Remember not to compare yourself and make contradictory jokes.

You can emphasize that your spear and shield are a perfect match. For example, my spear and shield are a perfect match in the world. My spear can be worn out except this shield in my hand, and my shield can't be worn out except my spear, so this is a perfect match. Don't worry, these two are spiritual. Even if you lose them, any one of them will lead you to them.

Contradictory story:

There is a man who sells weapons in Chu State. He went to the market to sell spears and shields. Many people came to see it, so he raised his shield and boasted to everyone: "My shield is the strongest in the world, and no matter how sharp it is, it can't be pierced!"

Then, the weapon seller picked up another spear and boasted, "My spear is the sharpest in the world. No matter how strong it is, it can't stop its poke. As soon as it touches it, it will pierce it immediately! " He was so proud that he shouted, "Come and see, come and buy, the strongest shield and the sharpest spear in the world!" " "

At this time, an audience stepped forward, picked up a spear and a shield and asked, "What if this spear is used to poke this shield?" "This-"the onlookers froze first, and immediately burst into laughter and dispersed. The weapon seller left with a spear and shield on his back.