Tell a joke about spending Tanabata alone.

1, Happy Chinese Valentine's Day, I'm here to pay tribute to everyone's early years.

Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, but I am drinking 7-up.

3. History is always strikingly similar. Single on Tanabata the year before last, single on Tanabata last year and single on Tanabata this year.

4. Is there a shortage of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? The kind that sits and eats without talking. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can also take pictures and retouch your pictures.

5, this year's Tanabata does not accept gifts, gifts only accept boyfriends.

6. Today is Tanabata. Those who like me haven't confessed to me yet. They are really calm and steady people.

7. Don't ask me out on Tanabata. I want to play at home for a day, even watching, tapping my fingers and destroying a pair.

Extended data:

1, Tanabata is coming. If you feel lonely on Tanabata, turn off the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

I'm going to meet other parents on Tanabata today. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first.

3, Tanabata gift list or something can be dried, just remember not to dry the object, in case it is heavy, it is not good for anyone.

4. Chinese Valentine's Day, I can count on fingers. If nothing happens, it's none of my business.

5. Why is it Tanabata again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be alone. Why is it so difficult!

6. My room is full of Valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.