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The jingle of cursing in childhood after 1990s.
1. Don't listen, don't listen, the tortoise talks, don't look, the tortoise lays eggs.
2. Little peas, rice and two beans, the monk is not here, you go first!
3. Tianma meteor boxing, fart with a chain. Star chain, crotch open.
4. Cowardice is not bragging, Mount Tai doesn't pile up, and trains don't push.
5. Say you are a melon, you are a melon, get up in the middle of the night to sweep the dam, and don't call mom a bitch.
6. Stumbling with the carriage all the way to Mexico, where your brother got into the rat's nest.
7.xx's head was kicked to the Yellow Crane Tower by a balloon, and he was kicked to Babakeng without lights.
9. Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke. When Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, his mouth was watering outside thousands of feet and he had no money in his pocket.
10. I'm not afraid if you hit me. I went to Beijing to find my dad. My dad gave me a machine gun and shot you three times in the ass.
1 1. Your mother is a dragon. Chase your dad with a kitchen knife! Your father Batman. Fly away from your mother! Your grandfather loves science. Chase butterflies on turtles! Your grandmother sells milk. Nobody buys moldy milk.
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