Humorous jokes about police saluting.

1. When I saw my friend off at the airport, a box suddenly moved by itself and bowed deeply to me. I looked intently and found it was a salute box.

2. "Your Majesty, I think it is wrong for the queen to teach the prince to study." Why? "

"I'm afraid the prince will learn sissy. . . "

This person who hates me must have been a plastic surgeon in his last life. He said so firmly, "I want to make you look good."

4. Some people are mops, and things will be completely forgotten if they are dragged on.

At midnight, the young monk was still alone in the lobby, chanting and counting beads. The abbot who happened to pass by thought he was obedient and walked slowly behind him to praise him. The little monk's voice became clear: like me, don't like me, like me, don't like me.

6. After sending several policemen away, the mother reluctantly educated her children: No more 1 10, and no more "foaming at the mouth" to describe her mother when brushing her teeth.

7. My friend Xiaowu went to interview a martial arts comic assistant. The instructor asked him to draw a man who was split in half on the spot. After careful consideration, he wrote a big "eight" on the drawing paper and submitted it.

Just eat fat, so I can't do bad things behind your back.

9. The cat's childhood is very sad, because playing video games in the room can never hear her mother's footsteps.

10. "I've had enough. I will never look at my face again! " "That can be Dr. Chen ..."

After bidding farewell to the girl who had an affair in the West Lake, he looked at the three pools printing on the moon all day and was infinitely disappointed. Damn it, I only have this dollar left. How am I supposed to live? . .

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