A collection of two-part allegorical sayings in Chongqing dialect in 2020

Listening, I still think my words in Chongqing are the most interesting, especially the two-part allegorical sayings with local characteristics. Here are three collections of two-part allegorical sayings about Chongqing dialect. Welcome to read them.

Chongqing Dialect Xiehouyu 1

Do you eat cowpeas? Hanging drop

Cowpea is very long and can't be swallowed in one or two bites. When eating cowpea, there is always a paragraph on my lips, which makes people very uneasy.

This scene hangs in my heart?

Carassius auratus shell in Dayanggou? More dead, less alive.

People who sell fish in Dayanggou are most impressed, and pots and pans slip away. In the afternoon, due to lack of oxygen, a large number of fish in the basin died. Crucian carp shells, in particular, die more and live less.

Are these fish afraid of carp shells like Dayanggou?

Baby in a suit? Datao

Not to remind you that your clothes are too big, but to say that you are "big", which means wanton.

Don't you dare give me orders in a suit!

The land of Jiaochang Dam? Tube width

The couple got into a fight, and the neighbor next door came to stop the fight. Good intentions may not be rewarded, but I didn't expect to be ungrateful. Instead, I got a cold sentence, "Your hands are too long and your hands are too wide."

It's none of your business. I think you are a dam land, and you are too tolerant.

Yueba plays with machetes? open cutting

Chongqing people, honest and frank, are not interested in "stabbing people in the back" and prefer to come and go aboveboard. Imagine playing with machetes in an empty earth dam on a bright night. Chongqing people don't do shady things, but Chongqing people want to "split openly."

Mingduo, I like you, Kay?

Porridge in the tile? second-class

Tiles are semi-cylindrical and can be temporarily used as containers after being turned over. When the ceramic tile is filled with porridge, it is not too much. If it is filled too much, it will flow out from both sides and can't stop. It means "second-rate".

There is porridge in the tile. Go away and let the professionals come.

Yi Baishi's salted duck? Dry tension

The production feature of Yi Baishi salted duck is that the fat duck is dried and roasted, and the taste is dry and fragrant. Describe the act of punching a swollen face and pretending to be fat.

Toothless biting lice? Meet fate

If you happen to bite a louse, you are lucky to bite it. What a coincidence!

Toothbrush hair removal? There are more eyes than eyes.

After the hair of the toothbrush falls off, there will be numerous holes in the toothbrush hair, which describe many ideas, concepts and thoughts.

I said you don't have any skills, and you are more serious.

What does the tortoise fart? Chongkezi

Cracking the shell literally means that the smell rushes to the turtle shell, which describes bragging and bragging.

Does Fengdu play erhu? talk nonsense

Chongqing Fengdu is famous as a "ghost town". Playing erhu in Fengdu city describes nonsense without center or basis, and it is a metaphor for nonsense and shoot the breeze.

All you know all day is that Fengdu plays erhu, nonsense, hum.

Night pearl? valuables

"Bao" originally refers to precious things, but later it was used by Chongqing people to describe nervous people, which is similar to the meaning of a clown. If a friend makes fun of the treasure, it shows that the two are closely related.

Chongqing Dialect Xiehouyu II

Head fart? Grandpa Xun is here.

Yellow mud rolls your crotch-it's not shit (death) but shit (death)

Playing Erhu in Fengdu-Nonsense.

Look at the bodhisattva, it's nonsense.

Jie Fangbei's Bell —— The Mass Viewpoint

No shit swelling (asshole) for three years

Soy sauce mixed with night pearl-Bao Xian Xian Xian Xiang.

Cats scratch? Can't get rid of claws

Roll to the floating head? Wash white thoroughly

Don't think you're joking, Xu Xian? Yaori snake

Brother pao's family? Never loosen the swing belt.

Spindle rolled into the crotch? Beat eggs

Eat bamboo, weave baskets-weave stomachs.

Hammer, hammer, mine is in your mouth!

Does Muscan grow vegetables? Use shit: use it

Chongqing Dialect Xiehouyu 3

In the restaurant, customer: What is "killing husband"?

Attendant: The knife pats the cucumber.

Customer: What about Lao Wang next door?

Attendant: Braised eggplant.

Customer: What about the ex-boyfriend?

Attendant: Flammulina velutipes. .

The wife said to her husband, "Do you know how to restrain me?" Husband: "I don't know" Wife: "Do you want to know?" Husband: "No, I don't want to." "Damn, you have skill, you still want to stop me? Well, it's good for you,? "

Dad: You failed again, and then you pulled a big mouth on Xiaoming's face! Xiao Ming covers his face: Dad, don't be angry. I will show you my determination. I swear, if I fail the next exam, the whole family will die! Dad. . . It's been a month, and Xiao Ming hasn't left the hospital yet! ! !

In the morning, I took my dog for a walk. I met a lovely girl with a dog on the road. The two dogs looked at each other and began to make out.

My sister gave me a white look and said, watch your son.

I bowed my head and said to the dog, Your mother-in-law doesn't like you!

Man: Sister, what do you think of gay?

W: What a waste of time.

What do you mean?

Woman: God gave you a gun, but you acted like shit.

I remember in primary school biology class, the teacher asked us why the penguin's belly is white. The students shook their heads to show that they didn't know.

The teacher said, use your imagination.

I said a long sentence at that time, because the penguin's hands were too short, and he could only wash his stomach in the shower.

Since then, I have become a celebrity in primary schools.

When I was shopping today, I saw a clothing store with 200 yuan hanging on it. I asked my boss: Do you want this dress for 500 yuan? The boss said: sell! I said: sell it, I won't buy it ~

Mulan joined the army instead of her father. One night, the general suddenly broke into Mulan's cashier's room and put Mulan in his crotch without saying anything.

The delicate Mulan was desperate. Although she usually tries to pretend to be a man, the general still sees through her!

Just then, a groping general suddenly exclaimed, "disgusting, you are a woman!" " "

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