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The first banshee in Journey to the West has broken the golden body of the Buddha. What else did Tang Priest do?
The scorpion essence at this time is already a mature scorpion essence. Unlike those goblins who want to eat Tang Yan meat, she wants to marry Tang Yan and live a happy life like a fairy. Of course, it would be more perfect if she could have more scorpions. However, when I was young, scorpion essence was not like this. At that time, she just wanted to make a positive result. After all, we all know that monsters can only be transformed into human form through constant cultivation, and then to a certain extent, enough cause and effect can be accumulated to get rid of them? Demon? Identity.
It is said that monsters who don't want to become immortals are not good monsters. Scorpion essence thought so when she was a child, so? Young and ignorant? Then she made a shocking move. She went to the Tathagata class alone. You know, those who can listen to the Tathagata are all big names from all walks of life. Scorpion essence, as a leprechaun who hasn't changed, dares to eavesdrop. Of course the Tathagata didn't want to, so he pushed scorpion essence. The young scorpion essence was very angry, and turned around and stabbed Tathagata with poison.
This offended the Tathagata. Of course, Scorpion Essence had a hard time. He simply fled to his daughter's country and settled here, and happened to meet Tang Priest. Scorpion essence feels lonely after staying alone for a long time, so she wants to intervene with Tang Priest? Get married? Grave. Anyway, Tang Priest is a disciple of Tathagata. Since the Tathagata is so stingy and won't let her listen to Buddhism, it will destroy the experience of the golden cicada and make the Tathagata regret it. It turns out that scorpion essence is the only one who regrets it She hasn't had time to intervene with Tang Priest. Love? The underworld has really reached the end of the devil.
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