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How did Degang Guo ruin Lin Chi-ling's marriage?

The news that Lin Chi-ling announced her marriage was earth-shattering. The goddess suddenly announced her marriage to Japanese artist Akira, which disappointed the public who had expected Jerry Yan and Lin Chi-ling to get back together. The news of Lin Chi-ling's marriage crashed the system in Weibo. The fact that the groom is not Jerry Yan is just a sensation. The more important factor is that Lin Chi-ling chose to marry a Japanese, which is unacceptable to many netizens! At that time, online news was overwhelming to publicize this matter, and more and more people participated. Jerry Yan and Jia Ling were involved, Degang Guo became the biggest winner, and Degang Guo also smashed Lin Chi-ling's marriage in cross talk, which was very meaningful!

Goddess Guan announced her marriage, which was really sudden. She married Japanese artist AKIRA, a member of the Japanese prodigal men's team. Lin Chi-ling felt lucky to be able to marry Akiko, and talked about love and courage from the beginning. It seems that Lin Chi-ling has realized that her transnational marriage is bound to cause a heated discussion on the Internet. The fact is the same as what she thinks. The netizens are boiling, questioning why Lin Chi-ling wants to marry the Japanese. It's really courageous. Love has no national boundaries. Even if you marry a westerner, Koreans will not attract much criticism. It happened that Lin Chi-ling chose to marry a Japanese. Well, there's really nothing to say!

When Lin Chi-ling got married, Jerry Yan was the first to be involved, because they had been on and off for more than ten years, but it was still up in the air. Yesterday, Lin Chi-ling got married, so we can finally draw a conclusion. I thought Jerry Yan would be very sad, but I didn't expect to be very happy to be photographed by the media!

It's normal for Jerry Yan to be involved in a relationship with Lin Chi-ling, while Jimmy Lin is lying at gunpoint innocently. Some media reported that Jimmy Lin married her husband. Obviously, this is an own goal. Maybe some media have confused the names of Lin Chi-ling and Jimmy Lin. When Jimmy Lin saw the news, he also stood up for the first time to refute the rumor. He said arrogantly that he had received the blessing message, but I was married, but it was Lin Chi-ling!

Jia Ling has also been involved. Everyone knows that Jia Ling is a die-hard fan of Jerry Yan and has reached the point of obsession. In Ace to Ace, Jerry Yan was invited to participate in the first issue, and Jia Ling showed unprecedented shyness in that program, which was unprecedented for comedian Jia Ling. When he saw Jia Ling in Jerry Yan, his face turned red. When he cooperated with Jerry Yan, Jia Ling went completely crazy. Shen Teng couldn't stand it anymore, so she told Jia Ling what to do if she got a husband in the future. Jia Ling's answer was excellent. She said, how do you know that your future husband is not Jerry Yan? Although it's a joke, I can see that Jia Ling really likes Jerry Yan. Now that Lin Chi-ling is married, Jerry Yan is completely liberated, and Jia Ling has a chance! Come on, Jia Ling!

Finally, Degang Guo, the monitor of Deyun Society, was involved. Lin Chi-ling's marriage to a Japanese was questioned by netizens, and some netizens were very angry. In a rage, they changed the voice navigation to Degang Guo's. It turns out that Lin Chi-ling and Degang Guo are preset in navigation. Because Lin Chi-ling's voice is so bad, many people will choose the Lin Chi-ling version of the navigation voice. However, Lin Chi-ling married a Japanese, and some netizens were not satisfied, so they set the navigation to Lao Guo's voice. Teasing Lao Guo is the biggest winner of this incident and will dominate the navigation industry in the future!

Degang Guo deserves to be called a master of cross talk, and Lin Chi-ling's marriage became the object of his cross talk. Lao Guo and the followers in the cross talk talked about it, and immediately thought that Lin Chi-ling was getting married, so he made a joke!

Speaking of Lin Chi-ling's marriage, Lao Guo also regretted it, mainly because he had to go with the staff, and he felt very uncomfortable when 500 yuan was gone. Then he covered his face with his hand and cried, which made the audience laugh!

Finally, Lao Guo said that she would eat the money back and take eight crosstalk performers to eat her to death! You can also pack it! This ridicule is very meaningful. Why did you choose to say eight instead of six, not more than nine and ten, and eat her to death? Smart viewers have guessed that Lao Guo is suspected of insinuating that Lin Chi-ling married the Japanese. There is a joke that ten road rollers are broken, and two have crushed eight! Just speculating. Do you think Lao Guo is just teasing Lin Chi-ling or pointing fingers?

In short, Lin Chi-ling's marriage to the Japanese really surprised many people, and Xiao S also felt that it was too different. But since Lin Chi-ling has the courage to choose love, we also bless her choice!