Since ancient times, sports have commentary paragraphs, which paragraphs are unforgettable?

Sports can be said to be a topic that everyone must pay attention to every year. The fierce competition on the field excited everyone. Cheers and shouts represent everyone's support for athletes. Although every year's competition is full of passion and blood, there are still some funny jokes, especially some sports explanations. Sometimes what they say is one step ahead of their brains, so it's always funny. So let me tell you some wonderful jokes today.

First of all, let's talk about some sports explanations that are not good at math. Some of the jokes are like this: "AC Milan is currently leading by 1:3." "In front of Koping in 185, there is a taller defender, with a height of 1 m 69." "This player's snatch score is 120kg, which is less than half that of China 140kg." Therefore, these mathematics explained by physical education must be taught by physical education teachers. Poor math also adds a lot of happiness to the explanation, and this IQ is really worrying.

There are also some nonsense sports explanations in the stadium, such as "the swimmer's arm is very long, which is 6cm longer than his height." "This athlete is 1.90cm tall." A sports commentator once introduced a female athlete and said, "She is 27 months pregnant." So sometimes sports commentary is serious nonsense.

There are also some sports explanations, explaining some well-known truths, such as "what is fastball?" The fastball just feels faster. "Or similar to some table tennis explanations," The ball flew over, flew over, flew over, flew over. "Really don't be too boring, so sports commentary may be a natural player.