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Who will write for me in a frenzy of emotion?
2. Some things are buried in memory, and only when you look back suddenly will you feel like yesterday; Some people keep it in their hearts, which is why when they wake up from a nightmare, it is not their heads that hurt, but their hearts.
I am like a broken puppet, and I have no chance to be re-elected.
4. They told me that I could stop missing if I broke off contact.
5, heart, panic. People, uneasy. Thoughts drift away. If one day, I am gone.
6. The whole world is pretending, but I don't like it. Before you leave, I will take the initiative to go out.
7. You are the only link on my homepage, and I am just one of your many links.
8, good dreams, easy to get drunk, just tourists; Life is too short to leave, just passing by; Acacia tears, prompting people to be disabled, just watching.
9, negative Baidu heart. It's hard to identify with people at 37.5 degrees. When the nib loses its luster. I learned to be silent. Two poles. No
10, the shadow cannot be separated from the body. Body and soul are inseparable. The soul can leave the body. And there is no shadow. I am the shadow of my body. Who created a cruel soul?
1 1, many times. Our psychology. And ideas. All the time. There is polarization difference. Ridiculous. Sad again
12, I'm getting bored. Including myself.
13, I can disappear in one minute. It doesn't even take 60 seconds to finish. But ... I really don't know. How long will it take me to forget what I once had?
14, any effort. There will be gains. The difference is. Some are very happy. Some are very painful. Smart guy. Before payment. Just thinking about what is about to be harvested. Stupid. I didn't get what I wanted until the end. Look down on the process. Calm down, the result. Adjust your mentality.
15, everyone has a story, but the way of interpretation is different.
16, ten years ago, I was filled with joy when I saw the carved gods. Now in the boutique, tears streaming down her face. I didn't know the situation when I was a child, so I laughed hysterically. Years later, I was deeply grieved.
I am very happy now. Just one word, two words.
18. After a relationship ends, people who take the initiative always feel that they have suffered the most. They forget that the person who accepts is the most innocent. Because, from beginning to end, you paid. What others want, even the most basic choice, is not sad for those who pay, but pitiful for those who accept.
19. Smart people know how to save time with money, and now they make more money with the saved time. Stupid people only waste time to save money.
20. People who love each other die first. The living will never know how sad they are, and the living will never realize how reluctant the dead are.
2 1. In the next life, you are a butcher and I am a pig. Pay back the tears I owe you in this life with my afterlife blood.
22. A woman can be without beauty, but she must not lack self-cultivation. A woman with temperament is a work of art, otherwise, no matter how beautiful it is, it is only a defective product. Not even defective products. The beauty of a woman can be appreciated for up to 20 years, but the connotation is enough to make people obsessed for a lifetime. Which is more important?
23. Some people forget themselves, but still remember others. Some people forget others, but not themselves.
24. "The depth of your smile is equal to the degree of his injury."
We wouldn't have lied, but we often suffer because we are too honest. Slowly, we began to be opportunistic. It is better to reflect on yourself than to say that others are good at camouflage.
26. The moment the sun rises, for yesterday, it is forever.
27. I am not a bad person. I'm sorry if I hurt you. Excuse me.
28. I am a good citizen in a suit and tie, but I can still be a B society without a tie. Whoever touches my hand, I'll take his life!
In fact, we are all children, just a little naive. In fact, we are all actors, but some people are fake. In fact, we are all very kind, but we didn't mean to hurt anyone.
30. You passed me in a happy train. If there is no room for me alone, please don't say that you are my passer-by.
3 1, Yue Lao broke my marriage line, and I dyed the sky red with blood.
32. Your appearance makes me look down on all women, because only you are the best.
33. I want to write your story into a book, but how can meager paper carry your deep affection?
Before drinking that bowl of Meng Po soup, please look back and see who is cowering in the corner of reincarnation and watching you helplessly.
35, 37 degrees and a half warm hands, waiting for a cold heart below zero.
36. You don't like luxury without money. You can call me poor, but if you waste money, you will be called B.
37. There is nothing cheap that everyone can earn. Unless it is air, nothing can make us have it at the same time, only life. There are too many people now. I don't want to be like you Don't tell me the way, because I have my own goals!
38. We are in the same world and have our own space. I appreciate you, you wait to see me.
39. A group of real people are putting on a hypocritical drama. Today, the curtain call is over.
40. I am just a small role, not an artist. In my country, I can think freely.
4 1. If I can't catch what I want, I'd rather bury my love myself.
42, so uncomfortable, my heart seems to have been robbed. At night, if you are silent, why are you silent? Heart, finally difficult to quiet, lost in the deserted alley, eyes also lost the power to identify the direction; Dream, return; Play, suffer; Injured, far away, never looking back.
43. On the eve of dawn, silence reminds people of death. Ironically, restless hearts can't be calm.
44. To be my woman, I don't need to be perfect.
45. Promise to betray happiness, abandon vows, wander alone, like to surpass love and be on a par with others. Touched by heaven, I wait alone in reincarnation.
46. The more you think about it, the more you are afraid of losing it; The more you talk, the more afraid you are of losing; I find that I am a possessive person, and I am pitifully strong.
47. People live to prove that they are not dead!
48. Love is hard to leave. Play a tune on the violin. Xuan Yin swings around. Nowhere to find. Tianya soul is heartbroken. Still a pity. The true qi dissipated. Five fingers trembling. This is a chaotic Millennium dream. Give it back in an instant. The pen is not faithful. Missing is spreading everywhere. Draw your sword and wave it. I can't cut it. Every speck of dust is nostalgic. Resentment For beauty. The shock wave will be deafening. Life and death. Just waiting for fate. I have no regrets.
49. Who is holding an uncut dagger and scraping it hard in my frozen heart? I think I should melt my heart. At least, at least one person will feel relaxed. I think, I think so.
I set those unreasonable and worrying emotions as "only you can see them"
1, he will appear, just those countless beautiful moments, barbecue stalls in summer evening, newly opened dessert shops, crowded streets, so I hurried by alone.
2. The teenager has his mountains and seas, his heavy mountains and shadows, and his waves. If you can, give him wind, desert and sky. It is an unrestrained wind, a desert with heavy rain, and a starry sky. Give him everything and set him free.
We all have many faces. Those dark, silent, lonely and sad people are exhausted just by resisting from time to time, so they are like the wind, like the mountains and the moon, like the smoke from the wild city, accompanied by the night.
I have a gentle side and a fierce side.
5, it is said that everything follows fate, but people who can meet their hearts can't help but work harder.
6. Heat is familiar, not to mention sticky wind. It seems that the original simplicity, swaying leaves and swaying dark green grass have always been maintained here.
7. I hope that after crossing this hurdle, those unwilling but powerless days will become meaningful.
8. If you don't want to live actively and seriously, no matter what kind of answer you get, it's useless.
9. I like the blue sky today best. Extremely pale colors are like the mellow yogurt and popsicles in my childhood memories. There are also many clouds, rolling in droves, or scattered overhead. How I want to ask the robot cat for a bamboo dragonfly to sleep in the clouds.
10, the rain is innocent, and the noise of this world is covered by the sound of rain at this moment, which makes people have a moment of peace.
1 1, the result didn't come out, who knows? Isn't there so many possibilities in life? I believe you, likewise, you should cheer up.
12. On second thought, it would be a great loss to abstain in advance when something good is about to happen.
13, you are like a corner page in a book. I turned it over, but I will find it again soon.
14, the most important thing for people to grow up is to learn to like themselves.
15 Although our conversation is very shallow, I still want to live quietly here in a place so close to you with your habits and hobbies that I only know.
16. I felt too wronged when I was a child. When I grew up, I was too disappointed in myself.
It is painful to cry for you. Who will comfort you?
First, if betrayal is a kind of courage, then it takes more courage to accept betrayal. The former only needs to be brave enough, or it may just be impulsive, while the latter tests tolerance, not as simple as impulsive, but only takes time.
Second, I began to learn to give up because I wanted to live.
Third, history again? After all, it is the past tense, and our happiness will eventually end.
Four, some things, not don't care, but care about how.
Five, don't say don't listen to don't watch, doesn't mean you really don't care.
6. Don't live for others, live a wonderful life for yourself.
Seventh, I drew a coffin in which you were lying with him. Look how kind I am to let you die together.
Eight, a small accident, a shallow smile, a warm word, a soft warmth-this is life.
Nine, many people mistakenly love a person because of loneliness, but more people are lonely all their lives because of wrongly loving a person. We can love each other, but we are not meant to be together. It's not that I don't love you enough, but that I'm not sure if this love is right.
Ten, after the pain, you will not feel pain, and some will only be a cold heart.
Eleven, accompany you to walk this road, you also become my passing road.
Twelve, keep a diary, I don't know if it is a pen or a memory that can't stop.
13. The beauty and yearning generated by distance are temporary, and they all come from the unaccustomed state that one party is not around. Once you get used to this unaccustomed state, the distance will be alienated.
We may love two people at the same time and be loved by two people. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we are old.
Fifteen, some love is capricious and needs careful management.
Sixteen, I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pears, you will never bear an apple. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a rainbow hanging high in the sky, no one can ever touch it. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like the track of a train, there will never be a boat passing by. I miss you, but I really can't tell you. I'm scared. I'm scared. It's torture for you, too.
17. Forever is really too long. Sorry, I can't wait for that day.
Eighteen, the most common words, the simplest ideas
Nineteen, when it clears up, maybe I will love you again.
Twenty, memory is a form of meeting, forgetting is a form of freedom.
Twenty-one, the dancing of the pen tip is the strongest touch of brilliant red in the spotlight.
Twenty-two, whenever the dead of night, my heart always feels empty.
There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your love because of others' eyes, never lose yourself because of living in others' eyes, and never be too greedy.
24. I know there is a person in my heart who will always be there no matter how the years change.
Twenty-five, even if you have a thousand unsatisfactory reasons, there is no need to be depressed. Because there is at least one reason to encourage you to cheer up, and that is: I will firmly stand by and watch under any circumstances.
Twenty-six, couples can really laugh to the extreme. //
Twenty-seven, struggle for one year, spring, summer, autumn and winter, and struggle for a lifetime without regrets.
Twenty-eight, I cry for you, who will comfort me?
I don't know how natural it is to let nature take its course, but I know how realistic it is.
Thirty, your own suffering, only you know.
QQ space talks about sadness. I care about others, so who will care about me?
First, I love you so hard, and the only one who got hurt in the end was myself.
Second, I have never regarded sacrifice as a routine. I'm just an embarrassed person. I'm used to sadness.
I regret not telling you how much I love you.
▲-Do you know what humor is? Humor is the impulse to laugh when you cry.
Sometimes I really want to kill you, and sometimes I want to love you forever.
Five, clearly love very clearly, but I accept separation. I only have the right to be lovelorn. It's too late to be sad. Love has long been integrated into the heart of breathing nonexistent existence.
6. Why should we take care of other people's feelings? If I take care of others, who will take care of me
In your most unforgettable journey, can I give you an exclusive hug?
8._ _ It turns out that the whole life you mentioned is just a memory of our youth.
Give me a hug when I am weak and want to escape, so that I can feel at ease.
Ten, the wrong love is like wearing inappropriate shoes and then throwing them away.
I love you in my way. You say I don't know you, but I tell you, maybe what I give you is not what you want, but what I give you is what I think is the best!
I love you, not your business, but my own.
Thirteen, students want grades, not study, teachers want grades, not students.
Although I always say that you are not good and she won't, you still love me forever.
Fifteen, after so many years, why can't it wait now?
Sixteen, as long as the heart is unwilling, it is not the time to give up.
Seventeen, you are the thread in my hand, even if the kite flies away, you are still in my hand.
Eighteen, you and I lost our memories (I lost my memory if I dared to pick it up).
The man who really loves you won't let you stay up late *
Twenty, if you don't have the energy to manage your feelings, you must have long-term contacts?
21, you tell me, the so-called love, who is who.
Dear yourself, be happy, cheerful, tough and warm, which has nothing to do with personality.
The coldest joke is that when you already know the truth, he lies to your face.
Twenty-four, we are used to wrapping the loss with freedom and driving away loneliness with loneliness. In fact, those injuries and pains in my heart are only known to myself.
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